I’ve got to tell you something that I find really amusing.

Online dating is like a giant cyber bar in the sky.

Hear me out.

Every time you get on a dating app, or an online dating site, you tend to see the same people over and over again.

Especially when you’re swiping. I don’t know if it’s the same women consistently over and over again.

And it’s funny. If I had a small ego or felt threatened at all about my manhood, I’d think to myself, eventually they have to pick me and give me a chance.

And that’s where it gets comical and amusing.

You see, it’s like an endless swipe land.

I see the same women non-stop and I think to myself, isn’t this crazy? If I see them and they see me, why don’t we just pick one another?

Why don’t we just say to ourselves, you know what? I’ve swiped past you like 47 times already, but we haven’t picked each other. Maybe we should just give each other an opportunity.

There’s this women Amy I see all the time on every single app. Her age changes consistently. She’s 52 one time, she’s 47 the next. I’ve seen her as low as 45.

She seems to come up in my swipe mill every single day.

There’s another woman that I went to high school with. She’s three years older than me, yet ten years younger than me online.

I’ve seen some famous woman on Bumble and Tinder, as well.

I’ve had women hit on me not once, but four times.

And I think to myself, don’t you remember? We didn’t connect the first three times. But then again, I give you a lot of credit for trying again. I give that thumbs up.

I had a woman the other day e-mail me online.

Asking me on Bumble how my day was.

I wrote her back and said it’s as good as it was when we went out for coffee in West Hollywood a year ago.

She goes oh my god, you’re the motivational speaker with the daughter.

It’s nuts out there. We seem to be re circulating the same people over and over again. We seem to be trying with the same person or ignoring the same people. When is the madness going to stop? Never, and that’s the thing about online dating. It’s crazy, it’s mad, it’s ridiculous, but if you stay at it, of course it’s going to work.

If you’re willing to go and meet people and get to know them, actually get on the phone and actually talk, then it’s going to work. But if you’re just going to sit and swipe and stare, nothing will work.