Great Places For Sex By David Wygant
I was looking through my emails the other night and I read a few from several men and they all had the same question.
How do I spice up my love life?
One thing you can do is take a sexy woman to the David Gray concert and tease each other for hours as one of the best singers mesmerizes you with his songs. That was my night the other night, one of the best concerts you can experience with someone that really turns you on.
But for the rest of you that will not be able to see the concert I took some time the other night and emailed my list and asked all the women if they could chime in and help the men out with some fun exciting places to have sex.
Within hours I got back over 100 emails from women with ideas that ranged from mellow to crazy, kinky and daring.
I decided to weed through all of them and post some of the easier things to try.
Sorry Ann from Texas but I just could not include that daring 3 way love triangle that you described…though I really enjoyed reading it!!! And Cindy from NJ that description of what you want to do to me with pudding was quite interesting.
Next time I am in New Jersey I will make sure that I bring my spoons:)
Heres the weeded down list enjoy.
1. In the living room during the day with the windows wide open
2. In a movie theater
3. On a soft rug near the fireplace
4. On a secluded island beach
5. In the backyard under the stars
6. In the woods right after it rains
7. On a train in the middle of the night
8. On a motorcycle
9. In bed with silk or satin sheets
10. On the beach at night
11. At a family party that is hosted by her parents
12. In the rain on a rooftop
13. In the woods on a blanket
14. On a yacht during the full moon
15. In the ocean
16. On a trampoline
17. On the top of a hill
18. On a bed full of rose petals
19. In the middle of nowhere
20. In the car in heavy traffic
21. In a hotel
22. In a barn full of hay
23. In an open field at night
24. On the rooftop
25. Under a waterfall
26. In your office bathroom during the day
27. In the garage
28. On a jungle gym at a park at night
29. In the car going through an automated car wash
30. On your patio or balcony on a starry night
31. In the mountains of Colorado
32. On an abandoned air field
33. Under the full moon in the wet grass
34. In a public restroom
35. In an elevator
36. On the bathroom floor
37. In a department store dressing room
38. In a sauna
39. In a very big bed
40. On a blanket on the bank of a lake
41. On a frozen pond sliding around as you grind.
Thanks to all of you that helped out and now its everyone else’s turn to chime in. What is your favorite place and why?
Lets add to this list so we never run out of great places to have sex!
Today to keep with the theme of things, todays video is a one on one coaching session of the art of dirty talk.
Watch as I and a few sexy women teach a friend how to talk dirty to a woman in bed.
Soo…what is the greatest lesson you ever learned David?
I like “In the middle of nowhere.” How are we going to define “nowhere?”
LOL! That’s my address…or was that the end of California?
Oh damn, I could see that guy squirming in that video. Personally, I’m not sure I’d be able to pull that off with a complete stranger while being videotaped. Well…. maybe if the chemistry was good.
David , you have been very , very naughty for not choosing daring 3.Naughty boys , are sour boys.And sour boys deserve something sour to bit on,hohohoho..hoho… hoho.So , Next we meet I’m gonna give you a very sour apple.
Trampolines are great once you get the rhythm. Picnic benches at parks or lakes are good, too.
Bertie
My greatest sex lesson?
Dave
Yes he was squirming in that video but we just finished 3 hours of recording new products with these women and they were not strangers anymore.
We actually redid my girls tell all sex program and he volunteered for this.
I agree it is very hard to just talk dirty but we prepped him before and made sure that he was up for it.
He actually made a huge breakthrough in his personal life after this excercise.
To be able to do this and be open and vunerable is something that every person needs to do more of.
Nick did great a great job and we still talk about this night whenever we get together
Dirty talk is something that everyone needs to learn and understand and keep in mind half the shit that you say in the bedroom is never repeated after….what we say on the heat of the moment is actually quite comical and funny.
And squirming is good:)
Shannon
Trampolines are quite fun and you are right its all about the rythm.
Jessica
How do you get to the middle of nowwhere?
Leon
I have no comment for you my friend. You know how i feel about that swedish gum you carry around so i am sure you always have a trick up your sleeve.
To go along with the great sex you need some great dates heres a list of some fun things to explore together.
50 best non traditional dates that u should try
DATING TIPS:
Can’t think of anything FUN to do? Here are a couple of ideas to do with that date and if you use this list you will never run out of great dates. And if you notice they are all affordable and fun!!
1.go disco bowling
2.pack a basket full of treats and go to a pretty park and have a picnic
3.go to Starbucks and grab a latte
4.rent canoes and paddle around in the nearest lake/river
5.play tennis
6.get a pick-up game of basketball going w/ the boys (or girls, or both)
7.go to a place where you can paint your own dishes or cups, and create a masterpiece with some of your friends to cherish for years to come
8.go on a ferry ride without your car and just walk around when you get to the other side
9.get all dressed up in your fresh gear from when you were 8 and go to 80’s Night
10.go in someone’s hot tub
11.dress up all fancy and go to a play, opera, symphony, or just a nice place for dinner
12.play Twister or other fun board games from back in the day
13.go see some Improv
14.play in the rain or snow
15.play Truth or Dare -play Red Rover, Duck Duck Goose, or other fun games outside
16.go for a walk
17.have a dance party at someone’s house
18.take the bus to random places, get off, then study or read
19.watch the sunset……………….then/or watch the sunrise
20.go to the zoo
21.go to old diners anytime after midnight
22.go camping
23.bake together
24.go to the laser show, or the IMAX
25.go to the top of a really tall building downtown
26.go to a baseball or hockey game
27.go to the golf course
28.Go to the circus
29.Go sightseeing in your own city, pretending to be tourists
30.Have fun at an amusement park
31.Visit an agricultural or environmental tourist attraction in your city. IE: biodome, aquarium, planetarium, arboritarium, botanical gardens, etc.
32.Minigolf
33.Take your date to a haunted house
34.Before Halloween, why not pick out a pumpkin together and carve it
35.Take your date to a comedy club
36.White water rafting
37.Take a hay ride together -Go to a sports game (professional, college, or even a random high school
Dayvid!
You are more than welcome to tell your greatest sex lesson, but I think in your vlog you mentioned your greatest lesson about talking dirty came from a man….Inquiring minds, and all…Its just one of those things about me, I have this need to know stuff….
How to get to the middle of nowhere? This is easy!
Just follow yellow brick road
Jessica
I tend to stay away from anything that has to do with the Wizard of Oz.
That shit freaked me out as a kid…..really hated it actually.
And to top it off my parents made me sleep on wizard the oz sheets.
Great sex places? Its anywhere, when you are into each other, LOL! Best dates are again anywhere where you are into each other. I like to take a drive, allows time to talk. Then try and find a deli, again interaction what to get or not, fun!!. Then finding a spot to relax and let the day unfold…… good stuff!
Okay, first of all, about number 22 — hay is real itchy.
Personally, I have a fantasy of having sex on a stagein an empty theater or on the altar at an empty church.
Bertie
It was a friend of mine along time ago taught me the inner workings of women respond sexually.
As for my greatest sex lesson that was back in high School when my GF at the time would not sleep with me but she would let me play with her body all day.
So at the tender age of 17 I learned the art of foreplay and how important it is.
Because of that I never had jack rabbit sex and always took my time.
Now when I have sex i enjoy the tantric side of it as well.
2 hours is a must and its not about cumming its about the sensations along the way.
Lets just say i really enjoy a slow deep long ride:)
oh one last thing.
I knew from a young age that it was not speed but the way you hit and massage the walls.
Cj
Share with us that fantasy.
Jim
Very true if I am into someone i can have sex anywhere and everywhere though i am not a huge fan of public places.
Hey, did anyone mention sex in a shower? I see in the ocean, in a sauna, but I didn’t see in a shower…
I have never been one to rush during sex. I’m more of a giver, and pleaser, and why rush? Slow and steady, and then lets review! Double time, all the time. LOL!
Did someone say soap this?
Soap what?
Jim
What about soap?
Sex in the shower….Jessica you dirty clean girl you:)
Great for foreplay but a bit slippery for all the rest.
Love soaping a woman from head to toe and slowly feeling her wet slippery…….
Ok, we don
Snow sex
Great but really hard to stay hard when your balls are bouncing in the snow.
Very funny conversation and visual actually.
Have you ever had sex in the snow?
No comments…. I will do what our politicians do… No comments…
Blushing now… Jessica mentioned the shower… LOL!
No comments right back at ya!!!
Did you say 2 hours is a must.I can do 2 hours.I usually have a small bottle of whisky lurking on my pocket.When I’m in a ladies house and I’m suspecting fireworks , I usually ask if I may take a shower.Then I jurk off and take the coldest shower to calm done my midgets as much as possible and then voila it’s magic……..if I’m lucky.But usually I my balls be just looking like a blue smurf because I don’t get her to take her pink trousers of. I want to stop drinking …. so please do leon a favour and reveal ur secret to him
And also did anyone mention sex in the snow or is it just me having a nicotine effect… I heard that one can get hypothermia from it , but maybe it’s worth the risk .That’s really a challenege !
Did anyone mention having sex in a sleeping bag? Did anyone try it? Do we have any hikers here?
Leon,
Sex in the snow we already covered …..
Hi everyone,
This is a lively blog! Time for me to post a word
One more for the list:
In a cave.
Now here’s a little experiment to discover new places:
Pick someone you know who turns you on and plan a train ride with them. The train date. Tell them one day, no destination, and we’ll see where we end up.
BUT they CANNOT wear any underwear.
Then play cute little games all day, like they collect all the newspapers in the compartment (yes those in the luggage rack too, and the ones people are reading) and get a little gift or kiss for each one.
Let’s see where we end up…
1-41 minus 34—————Yes yes yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyeysyes——————-YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMMMMM they are all very appetizingly delicious in pondered thought and I will be printing this list out for my new friend;))))))))))))
Yes, a mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;)
The first time I had sex with my first wife, we were riding around in my Jeep and just took out into the woods.(I had already explored the area and knew it well). I took a rarely used path until the only thing you could see in the windshield was sky(she was holding on with both hands and shreiking)! It was in the middle of the night ‘out in the middle of nowhere’. We finally topped out at about 3,000 feet and the top was about the size of 4 cars. She immediately calmed when she saw the sky full of stars and she asked ”what are we doing”, then saw I had a blanket I placed on the ground in front of the Jeep, of course, we fell in a heap ‘nekd’. That night we saw a lot of stars, some shooting!
BTW, that was 36 years ago, very memorable!
Well well.
All this great sex talk and joan is awake and ready to play!!!
No way was she going to stay on the sidelines!!!
Pete
Welcome to my blog!!!
Great first post and looking forward to hearing more.
Leon
Sex for 2 hours is based on great long lasting foreplay.
You need to be patient and not think about your needs and concentrate on her needs.
It really is that easy to be a great lover.
I am creating a product now called the Great Lover series and it will be done by the end of January.
you will be the first one that i send it out to!!
Jessica
Sleeping bag….how about sex in the snow in a sleeping bag:)
Ohh he likes it >:]
Thank you for the warm welcome David!
Fred
Great night….36 years ago wow.
What a great memory to savor and have!!!
Pete
anytime…..I created this blog as a place that men and women can learn from each other and of course for me to post some fun topics to get the ball rolling!!!
David
I appreciate how you do that daily.
I like fresh fruits and so does the mind!
DAVID;
Hmmmm daddio you know I never sit out for too long. I was doing a complete system factory restore on my computer today which is loads of fun…NOT!
Funny—I am going out tonight, and I have no voice. Yes me Joan the silent one. I have a little squeak that some say sounds “so cute>” Awe well when I want to laugh it is not cute and stifles my fun LOLLL;))
How about sex in the snow OUT of the sleeping bag—on top of it near a big cozy crackleing fire with inumerous stars above to be the only thing seen besides the tree tops here and there and each others fire glowed eyes??;)))))))))
Yesssssssssss That works for meeeeeeee! Brrrrrrrr sends shivers down my spine LOL I am over here actually whencing as if I were cold,when in reality —-I am hot as hell——-in more ways than one
)))))))))))))))))))
How about… having sex while doing a complete system factory restore on your computer? Nooooo…. not romantic at all… This would get you to the middle of nowhere…. LOL
Pete;
Hello and welcome to the wacky Wygant community:)
OK I will speak for my whacky self–;))))))) No not my “whaking” self my WHACKY woman self:)
Yes, in the cave:) That is a very secluded romantic sexy place to be with someone. Just don’t get caught when the tide has gone too low, or you might have an audience, and don’t get caught when it is HIGH tide or you might LITERALLY be swept away;))
Jessica;
Heyyyyyyyyy a system factory restore with a mans hands in the middle of it and me in the middle of him ………THEN the day would have been ohhhh soooooo niiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;)))))))))))
I was only gone for a few hours and look at all this naughty stuff…..Here I am all dressed to thrill and no one to go thrill… (We had our family holiday photos taken today, and I’m all dressed up. If I do say so myself, I look adorable and so did my kiddies)
Daay-vid,
Thank you, but me thinks you tease me with that inner works remark. What a nice girl your seventeen year old self had! You should send her a thank you note. Or perhaps the many loves of David should? Hmmm?
Jessica!
Shower sex! YEE, HA! Unless he’s got short legs, then it becomes a bit problematic for me. I spent a lot of years in a push up position…..Interesting but oh so much more fun when your chosen one has some height to him.
Fred,
Maybe you just need to find a girl who shrieks during sex and not during jeep trips. Mine is a Sahara model with Detroit Trutrak and a warn winch….Come up and play in the mud with me….
I’ve done the deed in the forest several times. You just have to make sure your jeans are free of redwood fronds when you put them back on. The last drive home was terribly prickly and I suspect this older gentleman out hiking got a rousing view of Bertie.
Sleeping bag sex……mmmmmm…..but, Bertie does not do snow. If you have to thaw me out first, we have a problem.
I’ve yet to try the jungle gym or the elevator, but I’ve kissed a lot of men after they’ve pushed me on the swings. Does that count?
Bertie,
Thanks, but I don’t do mud anymore. If a woman shreiks in the forest does she make a sound?
Fred
It depends whether I am there or not! May I suggest a little oil? Lube yourself & your mate(s) up & let the the mud slide where it may! Holiday gifts? Allow me to interest in not the typical pearl necklace; rather a mud mask made for your balls that you share with your partner when you entice them with a spa day!!
BTW what the hell is your problem with mud? Did your mom forget to change your diaper often? What’s up with David Gray? What about EAZY-E? Dr. Dre, Dr. Bob?? YO!!!
Joan,
Thank you.
You are a funny girl
As for high tide…
Who would have thought you don’t have to buy a Whirlpool after all.
Need another unusual place for a date?
How about shoveling snow! We had 12 inches of snow last night! LOL
OMG! Just read all of your posts. How fun it is to see other sexually crazed people sharing their thoughts on sex. LOL
Well, here are a few of my favorite spots that weren’t on the list:
1. On the pool table (still have a little scar on my back from that one)
2. In the pool
2. On the stairs (think “The Thomas Crown Affair” railings are very useful)
3. In a little rented cabin in the mountains
4. The fantasy Inn in Lake Tahoe
5. His/Her office after hours
Well, let’s see who gives any of these a try on their next sexcapade.
S
Why isn’t “On a train” in that list?
On-a-train-sex is the best.
Okay David, my fantasy…It might not be as lively as you might imagine, but here goes.
First Sex on stage in an empty theater. Ideally the stage lights would be up and set with orange or red gels, just to set a mood. I can never decide if I’d like to do it on a set or on an empty stage, but I do know I would want a spot light.
I would love to recite some sexy dialogue, or even serenade each other with love songs…or sexy songs. Shakespeare and Rent come to mind. That would be most of the foreplay. I’d love to be ritualistically disrobing one another throughout the dialogue and music.
I’d like to continue the ’stylized’ foreplay for as long as possible, and maybe even avoid prolonged touching while disrobing. Just build up the tension as long as possible.
I love what a man’s fingers can do to me, so if he could…use his fingers while singing to me or reciting something exciting like Much Ado About Nothing or Romeo and Juliet I think I’d cum like gangbusters.
Most of the foreplay I enjoy giving to a man involves my mouth, so I would’t be able to recite as I did it. So, then I think it would be time for the sex. I’m very vocal and I can imagine my screams and moans reverberating throughout the empty theater…Now that’s HOT! Well, I think it’s hot. I like hearing the sound of my own cries during “the act.”
Maybe singing or reciting during sex as well. But that would have to be with someone I really cared about and felt safe with because that’s potentially embarassing.
Obviously, I’m a performer and I enjoy the voyeristic nature of the location, but I don’t really want other people to see me having sex. That’s why and empty theater.
I’ll have to think more about how to explain my church fantasy…
CJ
That was and is very creative.!!!
I tell you if you knew how bad most men sing you would not be cumming like gangbusters!!
But that is what makes a fantasy….a fantasy.
Tony
Still the best sex scene in any movie
IN A FIRETRUCK OR FIRESTATION
BACK OF A COP CAR
ON TOP OF A FERRARI
(DO YOU SEE A THEME)
IN YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S HOSPITAL ROOM WHILE SHE IS SLEEPING
(JUST KIDDING!!!)
IN YOUR PARENTS’ BED
IN A LINGERIE STORE’S FITTING ROOM
IN A COAT CLOSET AT YOUR COMPANY’S CHRISTMAS PARTY
ON YOUR BOSS’S DESK
DSW
Hey Officer Naughty
Thats my girl:)
Always creating fun and exciting things to do,
When are we going to hit the spot in a lingerie stores dressing room?
You know my closet happens to be very large……….
On the track and field pole-vaulting flop mats!
I’ll bring over a bunch of lingerie & hang it up all over your closet. Then I’ll have you cum in with me & tell me what to try on & then we’ll go for 3 hours this time! Can you saw RAW?!!!!
Officer Naughty
Bring over that lingerie and the your cuffs.
I am going to teach you a lesson!!!
Oh and Hey Booms to you sexy girl.
You’ve got me all hot & bothered like usual. What sort of lesson do you have in mind? I have been very naughty you know!
Few more places:
-Go to your old high school at night with your lover & do it on the football field just like you always wanted to. If you have done this, trust me it will be much better now that you’re not in high school. I’m sure the person your with now is much more experienced & capable than your old high school romp.
-While you’re at your aunt’s house on Christmas Eve go to the restroom & film yourself masturbating or take a naughty pic & send it to your partner. If they are with you, in the text part tell them to meet you in the guest room or bathroom or car or garage in 10 minutes…..If they’re not they’ll be turned on to know you were thinking about them. Tell them you have their “package” right here & you can’t wait to “give it to them”!
-On the balcony of your hotel while the pool party is going off below
-Up against the window of your Manhattan apt/hotel room at night with a light on in the background. IF you are shy turn the light off or wrap the sheer curtain around you. Trust me this is VERY HOT!
The lesson I have in store for you is one that includes my hot tub and the sexy LA skyline at night.
Roofs are a great place to vocalize your sexual energy.
Cant wait till i get my christmas eve video!!
You know my blackberry does not play video…do i need to go out and buy an i phone this weekend?
Your sexual creativity is amazing I think I need to interview you on my next girls tell all audio series.
How about we tell all the men how to seduce and turn a woman on so she is willing to do all the above.
I think you are one sexy muffin….and i know men can learn so much from you!!!!
Tuesday night come over for my weekly conference call and enlighten the men and women on sex during the holidays.
You know how vulnerable people are during this time and some great sex would really take the holiday edge off.
i will love to try making love in the kitcheen. but i will stay off the pepper jar. just incase—it spills.
its really amazing we still cant really discover the best place for sex. but i feel it could also really be interesting making love in the car. its really funny and is fun thrilled.cheers
hmmm, just reading the comments….good stoking material…..it is getting hot here, but my real true love is a few thousand miles away.
Foreplay and making love in the warm ocean with peole around hahahaha, or just us two at midnight in the resort’s pool was the best sex ever. Not “only sex”, but great bonding!!!! It will be repeated, I am sure.
Pedro
Sounds like a “HARD” lesson to me –Officer N. LOL
Better bring back up.
Hey there is one I don’t see on this list..unless I am just missing it.
A perfect place would be in a nice candlelit cabin, tucked away under a private star filled sky with warm arms wrapped around you as you star gaze, maybe overlooking a small pond, with a nice rug in front of a warm fireplace to retreat to after the star gazing ends and the eye gazing begins, lots of pillows, some warm massage oil, a nice bottle of wine, OH—and don’t forget the music–gotta have the rhythm for the hips to feel every sensation in movement while you are slow dancing into the real dance of pleasure that builds so nicely, and two people who are totally hot for each other—with or without the fire;) Ok yes that covers my perfect place to make love:))))) Oh, it is a package deal
Nice Joan…..
Maybe it was the farting ettiquette during sex that brought this on, but for some reason a bed covered with plastic bubble wrap sounds ever so interesting….
Or maybe its just my inner geek showing again.
Bertie;
LOL Bubble wrap ——-good idea.
I think that with some massage oil drenching bodies———FUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Kind of like an adult version of the slip and slide-or the “wet banana!” LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Bubble wrap….now that is original!!!!
Why yes I am! In the spirit of being vulnerable, I secretly adore popping the bubbles in my bare feet. So I figured that popping them other ways would have to be just as satisfying.
A warm oil slip n slide! OOOH! Yes and very easy…..One of those $2.49 plastic drop cloths, some nice oils, and a soft bed…..
Dammit, its a crime to have this brain when I have to get up at five in the morning……
Hey, drop the drop cloth and just have each person have a bottle of warm oil, have an oil fight (on a sheet that doesn’t matter
and wrestle each other until play becomes a very slippery situation.
Slip slidin away used to be a favorite song of mine—-LOL
Too young to know the better meaning of that phrase then—or lets just say I wasn’t in practice mode at the time.
Bertie, the brains we have is what makes us who we are——FUN women!!!!!!!!!! Sooooooo hell, wheres a cop to arrest us?? With cuffs in hand?? LOL
I saw someone mentioned the car. That’s still really exciting. Especially when he’s stepping on the gas pedal, the girl is on top and stearing. Can anyone get the image? Trust me. The thrill of the speed on the freeway and engaging in something that daring is quite an adventure. Parked cars are old…try it when you’re driving…if you dare!
Caroline;
Hey, I don’t think I have seen you so welcome, and yes…you are very right witht he moving car.As the desire increases, so does the speed—-very fun and daring–we did that afew times back in the day. It is a little hard when you are “chest blessed” lol but there was never any complaint there.
That is one of very few fun memories I have of my early sexual happenings with “it.” Hmmmmmmm
Ok welllll—–back to do a little work and get to bed..Nice to have you here and if you have been before I apologize for my overlooking you. I am a greeting kind of person
Hey wow, this time stamp is sooooo not right. It is only 2:30 AM not 4:30 AM———-ONLY-LOL
Hi Joan. Thanks for the welcome. Very sweet. I gotta say, some of the ideas on here are very creative.
By the way, the time stamp is in central standard time.
Haha…no it’s not…sorry. I thought the time stamp was right but it’s not. My bad.
Hi Caroline. You are quite—welcome:) Yes, you will never find more creation and variety than you will here on this forum;))
Well, I am in Texas so it should be Central time stamped for me??BUT it always shows the wrong time. People probably think I am up at 5:00 in the morning posting comments…LOL
I have posted as “late” or early as it would be considered—at 3:00 AMish———–Like thats any better. I am a horrible night owl. I really only require about 5 hours max sleep. I know I need more maybe, but?????
Can’t get into the car thing. I’ve taken care of too many organ donors as a result of doing stupid stuff in their cars. I want my mode of transportation guided by someone who’s attention is on transporting.
I’ll stick with my bubble wrap and the slip n slide. I won’t get fubar’d that way just a little slick.
to bertie,
…a detroit trutrack and a warn winch? Or warm wench?…….LOL!…..
Hunnnnterrrr,
You don’t have that quite right…..
It goes this way….
The warm wench has a detroit trutrak and a warn winch!
Silly man! lol
clothes hamper in bathroom!
Men’s bathroom in lounge! (got caught)
crawled in window with girlfriend in bed with parents watching TV.
Bill Rite
good places!!!!
lots of fun to have sneaky sex
A clothes hamper?? Ok I don’t stay in enough–LOL??
YES— How did I miss this comment; “lots of fun to have sneaky sex”
Well all I have to say to that is;
(Sing it with me now—)
On the fifth day ’till Christmas my new friend gave to me,
the hottest sneaky sex there could be
MM Good
Hello Joan: I don’t know if you will get this or not but I just wanted you to know that the clothes hamper lid was padded foam, and it was directly behind my double sink in which she could place her beautiful legs on like doctors stirrups. We were going to take a shower and I was brushing my teeth (nude) as she was sitting on the “hamper”. She was rubbing my backside with her feet and I was going wild but did not show it at the time. She was also nude sitting on the Hamper waiting to get in the shower with me. Of coarse we never made it to the shower until the most spontanious sex that I ever had, or maybe the second most. It was unreal, and we never even planned to have sex in the shower. Man, was this heaven. The positions we were in was more exciting than any hotel bed that I have ever been in. This was twenty years ago, and yes we are still friends.
She was the second most affectinate person that I have even known. She could not keep her hands off you, and I loved it. Didn’tmatter where we were, shopping, friends house, or where ever. I really think she was actually want people to see how she treated me, and enjoyed the look on people faces in Malls, grocery stores, or just anyplace.
I remember one time I was at her house just after we met. All the lights were on except in the bedroom. There was a double glass door in the bedroom with curtains pulled back. There were windows on each side of the glass doors, with blinds open. This is after we first met, and she was high on Jack Daniels, and so was I. (there were never any drugs, then and now)..But when things got in motion I got out of bed to close the curtains, and the blinds on each side of the double glass door. Her house was on the main drag with sidewalks, street lights. She had candles all over the bedroom, with incense burning with a vanilla scent. I asked her let me shut all the drapes, and lets light the candles. She said I like my bedroom open even though if someone passed by they could see us. It had to be that is what she wanted. She did not care. I don’t think the word is “pervert”, but more like she wanted to be noticed,and even observed.
I shouldn’t say anymore, but sorry for boring you, and probably should not nave typed this. I at one time had a novel about my life, and the things that happened over the years. But it was stolen, and I just can’t write another.
Sorry for venting like I did. Don’t know anyone on this site, but wish y’all a Merry Christmas
bilrite;
Ummm thats quite all right..bilright; Thank you for sharing. I will never look at a clothes hamper as JUST a clothes hamper again.
People look at me weird in the store when I am in the fruit and vegetable isle with a grin on my face that I am fighting tooth and nail..LOL lmao
Thank you David—I have a “Whole Food” or should I say a whole new perspective on food as a whole.
Please don’t go there with the meats. I guess I could always be a vegetarian..lol.
I think I ned to go back to bed, I am not making any sense here—but then again—do I ever??
Anyway, bilrite, right, this is a place to voice and vent——–David will tell you that. He sensors nothing, so vent away.
Welcome to the blog community BTW and Merry Christmas to you as well