I was in Santa Barbara for my birthday and I saw one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in my entire life.


For those of you who don’t know what Ted is, Ted is a stuffed bear.

But this is not your average, everyday stuffed bear. This is a rude, trash talking, horny, pot smoking, drinking, partying, coke snorting, stuffed animal that was Mark Wahlberg’s best friend for 27 years.

It is by far one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen—laugh out loud funny—or for all of you that are Internet people, LOL funny and OMG to the max.

It’s one of those movies that you sit back and joke after joke after joke hits you and you can’t help but laugh uncontrollably.

Ted is absolutely genius. He brings up things that you think about but you can never imagine.

There’s a scene in the movie after a date that every single guy in America will resonate with. I’m not going to ruin it. I’m not going to tell you the scene. I’m not going to give you a sneak preview, but bottom line is the answer is: yes, men will do that on a date.

So, you need to watch the movie and look out for this scene. It’s about 3/4 of the way in and it’s after one of the characters decides to go out with her boss. After a while she decides that she doesn’t want to be with him anymore, but it’s what he does after he leaves that’s funny.

And it basically exposes what a lot of men do on dates or when the woman disappears.

But I’m not going to tell you what that scene is, nor am I going to ruin it for you. You’ll need to go see that movie. And trust me, it’s a movie you’ll want to go see.

In fact, you have to go see it. Come on, who doesn’t want a Teddy bear that drinks, smokes pot, and basically gets laid more often than most of the guys do.

Check it out. It’s definitely a definite summer treat for both men and women.