Does it seems like every time you turn around to look at a woman, she is not looking at you? Instead, she is looking at her love – her sweet, beautiful, compact, sexy…


Frustrating, isn’t it?

The same woman that you meet, when you text her, seems like she takes days to get back to you. You think to yourself, every time I see women, they’re looking at their iPhones, I don’t understand why it takes them so long to get back to me.

But, this post is not about how they get back to you, this is about how you get back at the iPhone.

The Opener That Will Make Her Stop Swiping

I’m about to give you the best opener you will ever use, and the only one you will ever need. You are going to thank me, you are going to be so happy that you’re going to want to call me and tell me how great this was for you. Anybody can use it.

iphone opener lineBut first, let’s review.

The basic thing that you need to know – before you use this magical, incredible, fantastic opener – is that you need to make sure you speak with authority.

Have a playful smile on your face.

Good eye contact.

Shoulders back.

Because when you deliver this line to her, she is going to laugh, she is going to giggle, and she is going to want to make sure that it’s not a line for you; and it’s something that you actually thought of in the moment.

Too many people try to find lines, and lines are for guys that are low vibrational human beings. The reason being is, that when a woman hears a pickup line, she thinks to herself, that guy actually needed a pickup line to meet me, and that guy doesn’t really love himself, and that guy is not somebody who I really want to go out with.

That’s why pickup lines don’t work. But, we all know it’s good to have one opener in your back pocket that works all the time. As long as you own the words, you have great eye contact, your shoulders are back, and you’ve got great tone of voice, she’s not going to think it’s a line. She is going to laugh, she is going to think you’re clever, she is going to think you’re funny.

She is going to want to know more about you.

All right, to give you the right mindset, are you ready for this ridiculously funny, easy thing to say?

Grab your pen.

You’re going to want to write this down, or type it into your iPhone.

The next time you see a woman obsessed with her iPhone – wait, just look around, wherever you are, if you are reading on your phone, take a look, there is a woman obsessed right now over your right shoulder obsessed with her phone. What is she doing when she is obsessed with her phone? She is typing, she is gliding, she is moving her fingers over her newfound best friend – you are going to look at her and literally do a pattern interrupt.

You are going to say, “Excuse me.”

Did I just build you up to tell you that the magic opener that you are going to use over and over again is the phrase excuse me?

Would David W. tease you that much?

Not at all.

“Excuse me, you can stop swiping for me now. I’m here. It’s amazing. I’ve been looking for you on Tinder all day long and here you are right in front of me.”

And that’s it.

Be Funny and Original

It’s original. It’s different. She’s going to laugh.

Unless she lived in a vacuum the last couple of years and doesn’t know what Tinder is, she’s going to think you are funny.

Then you can look at her and say, “You look much better than you pictures. So good to meet you. What’s your name?”

At this point, you are in a conversation. It’s the perfect conversation opener. Let’s review this one more time. And you can say it a couple of different ways.

You can look at her and say, “Hey,” or “Hi.” Get her attention. “Excuse me” or “Hey.”

“You can stop swiping, I’m here.” Next paragraph.

“Stop swiping, I’m here. Man, I’ll tell you Tinder is so funny. I figured I’d stumble across you in real life. So much better than online.”

Either version works really well because:

1.  Most women are so unsatisfied with their swiped relationships.

2.  It’s a huge pattern to interrupt. She doesn’t expect you to say anything like that. If anything, she’d expect you to say something stupid as most guys will say something stupid.

Break the Pattern

She’ll expect you to say nothing or just “Hey” and break her pattern. But the Tinder thing.

You can jump in and say to her, “My gosh, I was going to meet somebody else from Tinder and you just popped in.”

There is one final way you can do this. You can look at her and say, “Don’t I know you from somewhere?” She’ll say no.

Then you can guess her age. “Oh yeah, I know who you are. I know, I forgot your name, are you Amy, 32, not looking for a hook-up? I swear I saw you on Tinder.”

You can do that with a smile. There are so many different ways to play it and I gave you so many different variations here depending on how you feel, which one resonates more with you, and which one you are more comfortable with actually saying.

But it’s pretty amazing. Once you do this, you are going to get so accustomed to it. You are going to enjoy it so much that you are going to have fun with it and maybe come up with your own variation.

Enjoy your newfound magical opener and let me know how it works for you. Anybody can pull it off and I guarantee you great success.