I know the term pick up is always a funny thing.

Whenever I hear the phrase pick up, I think pickup on aisle three.

And all I ever picture is some person who is in aisle three that just got a little lost, a little wayward and dropped the jar of mayonnaise or jar of spaghetti sauce. But for all of you who love the the words pick up, there’s probably nothing greater than picking up a jar of tomato sauce and rubbing it all over a woman you just picked up in aisle three. Imagine that fantasy.

The jar of tomato sauce falls to the ground.

Over the loudspeaker you hear, “Pickup on aisle three” and your brain is so geared to picking up women and using that terminology that you literally run to aisle three and you see the damsel in distress.

She’s got tomato sauce all over her legs.

And what do you do next? You pick her up and you lick her legs and you get all the tomato sauce off.

Look, I’m getting ahead of myself. And I’m also making fun of the idea. But today, I really want to show you the simplicity in picking up a girl.

The Easiest Way to Pick Up a Girl

I had a chance to go to a park recently. It was a beautiful day; the sun was shining, the wind was blowing, there were people running around.

So I had an opportunity to go to that park and I thought I’d meet a girl there.

So what did I do? I started looking around the park, checking out my options, putting on my day game face.

I was standing around and this kid looked at me, so I started talking to him.

And the rest is insanity. You’re not going to believe what you’re about to watch in this video.

This video is all about a 10-year-old boy. This 10-year-old boy will put you all to shame. Watch how this 10-year-old boy shows me a thing or two about meeting women. So simple, so effective.