Would you like to date me?

Would you like to hang out with me?

Would you like to have sex with me?

I’m not kidding. I’m putting this blog up there to see who’s woman enough to grab my attention.

I went to a party and met my friend Kim. It was a real mind trip. The women were ogling me like guys ogle women. It was bizarre. They would look at me. They wouldn’t smile. They would just stare awkwardly, and then when I walked by they would try to talk to me and go into interview mode. I felt like they were Larry King with breasts.

Or they would just say something really stupid and then have no comeback whatsoever when I replied. Here’s an example. I walked towards one woman. As I got near to her I moved one way and then the other. You know when you almost walk into someone. She said, “Oh shall we dance?”

I said, “Yes, let’s do it.”

And she had no comeback at all. She just stood there in silence and looked awkward.

I want a woman that’s going to intrigue the hell out of me. I mean, I want somebody that’s going to flirt with me, talk to me, and share a joke with me. If you’re going to make the first move or the first attempt, bravo, give you a standing ovation.

I’m all into it. Thank you for flirting with me first. But if I come back at you with a cute little snazzy line, you better come back at me with something else because that’s how conversation starts. You start the conversation and I’m going to see if you can keep up with me. Let’s get into it.

Don’t be intimidated by a man you’re attracted to. Go after him.  Go after the guy you want the most. Go after the guy that turns you on the most. See if he can keep up with you. You might find he’s equally attracted and intimidated by you and doesn’t know what to say.

That’s what a conversation is. Don’t expect us to take over the whole conversation because you said something first. Just imagine a guy walks over and says something to you. You respond, and he just stands there looking awkward and making small talk.

How are you going to feel?

Chances are you’re going to feel a little “weirded out” by it. He’s certainly not going to make himself an attractive prospect to you.

It’s all about really letting yourself go, and not being afraid to go after what you want.  You might meet me at a party, think you want me, and think that I’m hot, but the minute we start talking we don’t connect. If not, no problem. You just move on to the next guy.

What does it matter?

You’re not going to connect with every guy you talk to. Just make sure you give yourself a chance by having a decent conversation with him. Don’t be afraid to let yourself go girls!