Where Do You Masturbate?
June 27, 2009 
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Last night I witnessed something that blew me away. No, one of the guys at the Bootcamp did not propose to a woman.
I saw a 3D movie, and let me tell you something. It was nothing like the days of the plastic glasses.
We saw the movie “Up,” and it was really cute. I have to say that 3D effects have come a LONG way since the days of the plastic dinosaur and the plastic glasses. They’ve come a long way since the era of “Jaws 3 – 3D” where you have very unreal body parts floating off the screen toward you.
I’m off to the Bootcamp. It’s another sunny day here in La La Land.
In today’s blog I want to raise something about which I was thinking the other day that I thought was really interesting: Where do most people masturbate?
Do most people masturbate in bed? Do people masturbate at the office (a topic on which I have done a blog by the way)?
Where is the most interesting place that you’ve ever masturbated?
Do you realize that most men masturbate in the shower, because it’s quick, easy, and clean? A lot of women also masturbate in the shower. Well, actually, a lot of them masturbate in the bathtub (because they have the pressure of the running water).
So I want to hear from you today. What is the most interesting place you’ve ever masturbated? Were you alone? Were you with a lover?
Was it perhaps even in front of a group of people? Have you ever been cheered on by thousands of people as you stroked or played with your clit?
I’m curious to know what the most fascinating way is that you’ve ever masturbated? Also, what do you think about when you masturbate?
Share with everyone today — I want to hear from you.
Have a great Saturday!!
Interesting question David…and I have a feeling there will be some places I will not want to go anymore after I read everyone’s answers
For me…I have never done the “Madison Square Garden” approach to masturbation — It is best for me either alone or just in front of my significant other.
In terms of where, in bed is certainly a favorite spot. And yes, you are correct David that the shower is a favorite spot of mine … I don’t like the bathtub myself — I think the shower is (pardon the pun) much hotter
My ex-boyfriend and I used to masturbate together in the shower …. The orgasms were unbelievable!!! Something about being in the hot water or the steam or the slippery-ness of it all or … I am not sure but I would suggest everyone give it a try. You don’t know what you’re missing
Shower’s ok, but when you start slipping in the shower… its time to change tactics! You can never be sure its all gone down the plug-hole
Top 2:
1. A Jumbo Jet… in my seat with people on each side of me (not family, that would be even wronger). A sex scene came on in the film I was watching, I was 13, I had a blanket over me, and the people beside me were asleep… I couldn’t help myself. It was the perfect crime. It was good because the fear of being caught made it so much more intense.
2. The woods… I went for a cycle ride in the woods, which had a track where people would walk and cycle. I went 20 yards or so into the woods, within sight and came on a tree. If I was that tree I’d be furious, stuck with a guy spunking on you and you can’t do anything about it. Again the fear of being caught gave me a rush.
Apologies for mentally scarring anyone
I can only do it alone or with my partner…and the shower is one of my favorite places. With kids that limits me to when they are in school as I can’t really let go of myself if they are in the house….This will be an interesting one to see, but lets also hear from the coaches (-: One can only guess Howe’s answer…
Shower never really did it for me. The running water is too distracting. I prefer doing it while lying in bed.
Once I couldn’t handle another minute at my front desk job in a library. I went to the bathroom during my break. It was late at night, around 10 p.m., so I thought I wouldn’t be disturbed. I’ve always been afraid about not taking a shower after I masturbate and someone saying something.
Bit off topic but it always bugs me when you use the word “blog” when talking about a “blog post”.
Plus it’s pretty disturbing when you write as if you’ve created a site devoted to the topic of people masturbating at the office
“Do people masturbate at the office (a topic on which I have done a blog by the way)?”
Though whatever terms you use your posts are great. Keep up the good work
All alone in my computer room thinking of the guy I want to be with…Or in bed and daydream of him and I making love. I can do it both ways with my partner or in bed or in front of the computer looking at adult porn sites.
Years ago when I lived in Virginia I was sitting in the library there and I noticed this guy was staring at me. Then he got up and I noticed that out of the corner of my eye he had his pants down masturbating and I stood up and laughed and insulted him right there. Then I went over to another table and the people there running the library asked me what happened and I told them. I don’t remember what happened next too long ago.
The stories I have been told would make you…These are a few…When I was working at Mc Donald’s I was off this day but when I came back to work this is what I was told:
The store manager and owner did a head count that day and two were missing so they went down into the storage and they were doing the wild thing in front of the poster of Ronald Mc Donald you know the one that has the happy meals that is why Ronald Mc Donald has a big grin.
The other one there have been people caught in the cooler doing the wild thing.
But this one takes the cake
One time I was told that hardees in richmond virginia a guy was caught jacking off in the milkshakes that is why I wont drink a milk shake at hardees.
Me and One of my ex husbands has done the wild thing in the laundry bathroom.
Have to be adventagious sometimes….
Anywhere i can find. it’s all I have.
the most interesting place I’ve done it besides my bed, my bathroom, my shower and by the computer (oops!), I did in a backyard.
Naughty naughty me!
Ive masturbated in the wildest places ever. In a plane bathroom. In a car while driving on the highway! In the woods after a wild ATV ride. In my kitchen when nobody was home. In a mall service hallway. And my wildest encounter was on a ski lift haha. Many of these were dares or “ill give you __ $ for this”. But it was all fun!
Um, this post totally made me horny. One time I was doing it on the way to a “friends with benefits” house to get ‘ready’ for the night and I wore myself out on the way over there that I just turned around and went back home. Shower, Bed, Couch, …the normal places..is it wrong to masterbate when you watch Nancy Grace? Am I wrong for this? lol
hmmm…jackin off…its funny cz i dnt think i’ve eva spoke to anyone about it before….
I know sick… i was there for a 4 weeks and jus couldn’t bare another day…
I’d have to say the most weirdest place musta bin my cuzzin’s room
and what i think of…well there’s so many things…and i got a question it’d be nice if ya’ll can help answer…
is it normal to have a different thing turn u on differnt days…?
i mean like one day i’ll be all about the big round bootys…next its the breasts….then latinas…then brunnettes e.t.c…..but this would probably happen in the space of 2 weeks …
anways ’nuff said..lol
I like that someone actually asked this question. I am currently practicing celibacy and masturbating is perfect for taking the edge off. While commuting to/from work, I listen to audiotape romance novels by authors like Eric Jerome Dickey, Sandra Brown, E. Lynn Harris, etc. Nothing hard core…just enough to get my mind in the zone. One evening while driving home, I was listening to a particularly hot rendition of a love sequence so well narrated that I felt myself getting really wet. I started going to town on my nether region, while driving mind you, and came so very hard that it caused me to have a massive headache. Don’t know what that was about, but despite the head injury, my organism in the car remains to be one of the most erotic experiences I’ve had on my own. I might hurt the next person I make love to. Looking forward to it!
Opps….orgasm, not organism. lol!
I came across this thread while searching for advice about the topic. Great thread! Anyway, I am addicted myself. I love sex don’t get me wrong. But nobody can do it as well as yourself right? To answer the question though, I have done it in airplane bathrooms, in the woods, in the pool, in a car (while driving), in the ocean with lots of people around. But, if you notice, the ones I listed have something in common. They are all in public. The fear of getting caught is overwhelmingly great. To tell you the truth, sometimes I wish I would get caught. The problem is that I don’t want to offend anyone. I don’t want to be the sleazeball that everyone is probably picturing right now. But the bad apples spoil it for the rest of us.
I can’t help my love of public indecency. For the record, I have never been caught.
In the car while driving
Once, I tryed in a pool by 1 of the jets that moves the water and I had one of the most intense Orgasms I have ever had
i am 14 and the best place i find is in bed. the most interestin places i’ve masturbated is in the woods, at a sleep-over with my mates (male and female) while watching porn, and in school.
haha..at school once..once at church…im usually thinking about something so hot during class or a sermon or something else long and tedious, that I just can’t take it anymore and gotta go haha
Um ive done it quite i few places before, at school (in class & in an empty classroom), on the beach, in the car. Id say the best place is on my bed with my laptop for sure
In public bathrooms…. I almost cant use a public bathroom without shooting a load on the toilet or urinal
I always liked masturbating being completely naked, whether it be anywer..but before that i also liked some hot plays which aroused me harder.. For the past two years I keep goin in the woods which is not that dense and some people use it a path to get to the other part of this plane wooded area… -I used to go ther immidiately after dark with cycle as people used to pass by… I would park my cycle alongside of the path and remove all my cloths and masturbate. Imagining that i would get caught by some passing by person would make me hornier.. If i make out from far that some1 was cuming closer, my dick would harden and i used to start wanking and moaning slowly… i would then act as if i din’t knew that any1 was passing by and suddenly react like ohh damn, wen they come closer…. It was a real fun..!
Lot’s of places. Hot tub in the back yard, car while driving, plane seat, park bench, movie theater, and once (with some help) in front of a several other people while on vacation in Mexico. It was sunset, i was on the beach in a chair. My man started me up (i was shamefully teasing him all day long by going topless on the beach) … i finished. We got applause by some by-standing couples when i was done!
in a hotel room on holiday sharing the apartment with my mum and dad lol
This is kind weird but one time when my two boys were at school I went outside naked(I have a very deserted neighborhood) and I ran around my house as fast as i could letting my dick flop around alot. Then i had my wife squirt me with a squirt gun rite at my dick and that got me the best orgasm Ive ever had!!!
My aunt’s house, while my cousins were outside riding bikes. ._.
I was tanning naked and the air got to me and masturbated while I was tanning.
If the horse’s gait is just right, then the saddle can be my best friend.
on my roof. just over the edge so my cum would drizzle to the ground. next to my brother (together) at work desk. in tanning bed. in gym lockeR room. on my friends bed while he was in the other room. in a tree
I have masterbated in many places. I think its great in public places. I’ve wanked in the Local Swimming pool’s changing rooms. I sat in the corner of the stalls. Its all open and everyone walks past. I was completely naked and i decided to masturbate. I’ve also done it on the balcony of my holiday apartment in greece. Let one go in view of the beach. I don’t think anyone saw but it was the tension of getting caught which made it fantastic.
the main wanking spot for me bout be either on my bed with my laptop or on the sofa in my living room at night. I’ve done it in the shower a view times before.
My best was at my friends under the cover while his mom bent ova
I’m in my 30′s now and I still masturbate at every opportunity that presents itself, at work, whilst out walking/cycling, babysitting, Boeing 737, on the train, driving, Harrods, beach (in Cambodia), and Chiang Mai zoo in Thailand – my girlfriend took pictures of me doing it there… I’ve also done it in front of four guys and two girls at a porn cinema in Denmark.
But I agree with Johnny – I just can’t use a public toilet without masturbating… Lately I’ve been frequenting those where some gay guys hang out. A few weeks ago I did it in front of two other guys which was fun.
It does not matter where you are.It’s releaving you from all that stress and
pain.Sometimes I masturbate for a few houres without i come.Its so relaxing.It
relieves me off all my pain or stress.I can masturbate that long without coming.
Everyone should do it,just to relax.
in public
The tanning booth is the hottest place to masterbate. The stand up booth is much better and I use a condom with the tanning lotion. There was a small crack in the door and could see the young female attendant watching me. Good Luck!
in a school auditorium
The craziest place i ever masterbated was in a pool. i stripped completely naked and used a diving stick as a dildo. My friend was watching me and the thrill of getting caught made it even more intense.
I’ll make a list,so the message won’t be so long.
Toyota dealership in the presidents office (after hours installing a/v equip.)
My aunt owns the 5th floor of an office building and I did it there also after hours doing an install. In the middle of the street of a new residential community. No one lived in that area and the wind was blowing so hard. Intense orgasm!!!! VERY! The common: fitness locker rooms, gas station bathrooms, backyard while raining, in the car while driving. Family and friends houses. Girlfriends roommates bed,woods and that was itchy! In front of a girl on my iPhone. That was also awesome! Last on my bed with all the blinds wide open while girls were jogging bye. Note: I also waxed my then girlfriends ass on the presidents desk at the Toyota dealership! Un-freekin believable! Thanx!
I wanted to add, I love the thought of a stranger watching me! If I know someone could possibly see me, it triples the intensity! There are two ways I’ve masterbated without using my hands that everyone should try as an alternative…… But you have to ask me. I’m a little shy about it;-)
I love to do it in the shower as bar soap works as a great lubrication on my dick. In bed on my back. I have also gone skinny dipping and I masturbated while in the pool in front of a jet. For the record I am 12 years old in case anyone wanted to know. I have also held my dick in front of a fan and that works as a great intensifier. I have gone outside in the middle of the day and I live in a town. The thrill of getting caufht makes it so much better.
i like to perform masturbate infromt my computer.. watching porn sites… imagine having partner like a pornstar
When I go over friends houses I’ll go thru the laundry find there dirty panties sniff them and look at the stains they left from being wet in them all day and blow my load in the crotch of there panties. Try it unreal orgasm
well in a courthouse,changing room in a public bathroom ,at the park,with my bro,outside standing up, at school,at church,in the shower and in my grandpas nursery he blind and we were sitting watching tv and he was sitting not sleep and a sex scene came on a movie and i unzipped my zipper and jacked off ad in a hot tub with anouther boy
well in a courthouse,changing room in a public bathroom ,at the park,with my bro,outside standing up, at school,at church,in the shower and in my grandpas nursery he blind and we were sitting watching tv and he was sitting not sleep and a sex scene came on a movie and i unzipped my zipper and jacked off ad in a hot tub with another boy
Really love this thread. For me, doing it in the car while driving is a regular thing, and i mostly always make sure i get caught by women driving next to me.. very fun and exciting.
Another regular place is the..beach. I love masturbating a little far from women but in somewhat view.. have had them look str8 at me but dunno if any of them made anything out. Next im going to try a park! wish me luck!
I’m 22 by the way
I always masterbate when am around girls.lets say i can sneak into girls washrooms pull out my dick and start.i like the feeling of caught or being seen.
I am an ashamed masturbator. Does anyone remember the gameshow Man O Man? Well, ultimately, I look up episodes of that gameshow on you tube and even if I’m not watching it, I simply recall what happened and masturbate over that. Weirdest thing to do it over, I know, but that’s me. It turned me on as a small child and now I’m cursed for life
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Please don’t judge me anybody. “Dan” that’s my real name, I just used the name Jamelle because I was ashamed as I said. I wish anyone could help me. Type “Man O Man” into youtube and watch a video. Can anyone see how this could ever make it to the top chart of a masturbating pig like me? My auntie used to watch it with me and it’s never left me. I’ve fantasised over it all my life, so masturbating over it was simply inevitable. Does the content of this gameshow somehow make it less shameful? I’d really like to get a “kind” reply please.
Used to whilst jogging at night. was great leaving my hard cock out as i jogged past people. As it was night time people couldn’t really see my cock and i was running apart from one time when i saw a very sexy milf walking through the park. As I jogged towards her i had to drop to my knees, she approached me to see if i was alright and clearly saw my cock explode without touching it. she stood there shocked and i apologized. she smiled and said it was ok and offered me a hand to help me to my feet (got cum all over her hand) she got a tissue to wipe her hand, called me a naughty boy then got her phone to take a picture of my cum ridden shorts an cock. gave me a tissue and walked off. I’m hard just thinking about it… off for a jog!
I used to go driving late at night when i was 19 and wear next to nothing and masturbate hoping that someone would see me (I’d pull up next to truckies) also at school I used to finger myself in class. I’ve also touched myself under my desk at work too ; )
Well while a group of friends spent the night a couple slept in the living roomand two in my room! One boy began to masturbate and the other one just slept! Then the boy masturbating grabbed my hand and put it on his dick! So then I sucked his dick until he came in my mouth he did the same!
I’ve done it in class, taking my penis out in the middle of my peers and jacking off!
i masturbated when i was 12 with a girlbasked her out then she sucked my dick and i licked inside her pussy good times
I take my clothes off in the summer and roll around in the grass outside. Then I walk up to the highway where everyone can see me and jack off there
While driving, while my g friends friend was over watching porn in the other room.with the door cracked. I was outside by wooded area and pulled it out had a woman jogger slow down n stop.by the edge and sit down and watch me, I acted like I didn’t see her. Now while I’m writing this bc its getting me hard. lol and just about n e place that I can cum I love women who call me and listen.
I have progressed to being more open in public, beyond the car, health club shower, restroom stall etc and now like to JO out in somewhat plain view in public. I had to work my way up to it. Initially I would wear gym shorts without underwear then go outside in our back yard and sit on a chair or picnic table top and slide the shorts to one side to JO. My next transition was to use either a standing position or laying on the ground in our backyard and pull down my shorts/pants and underwear to my ankles then JO. To add some more excitement, I began having my wife watch me as I performed in the back yard or on our deck. She thought it was thrilling to think the neighbors might catch us in the act I reached one of my JO goals recently by openly dropping my pants and underwear to my ankles on a trail at a public park, then proceeding to JO in the bright sunshine. The excitement of being discovered by someone was wonderful, unfortunately no one came by.
if you by a cup of noodles then cook it pour the juicie out then when its the right temp. stick your dick through it but put a hole in the bottom,
some times i wish i had a penis just so i cant fuck a girl.lol but i enjoy being a girl though
I’ve wanked in a room with 3 others guys on a ski trip with school, with 5 guys on a trip to America and with 7 other guys on a residential
and I have also had a wank during maths class 
im a 45 year old man, and i am more hornier now than in high school, lol i love masturbation more than sex because i have full control of the awesome feeling, edging for hours and hours is priceless. i masturbate everywhere around the house, specially afterworkouts when im all sweaty and raging with testosterrone. i light up a cig still in my stinky sweaty jocks , put on my cockstraps and beat off for hours in front of the mirror. flexing and sweating , my muscles glistening makes me hornier, lately i dont have much privacy so i improvised and edge in the car on my way to the gym. playing with my nipples while im at it. any dude with same practices?email me lets chat.not into sucking or fucking.