Comedy By David Wygant

I’m in a cafe right now, sitting here with a friend of mine, and we’re just talking about magic tricks. Card tricks, what other tricks were there?

Friend: Magic rings, stopping your watch, hand reading, cold reading, palm reading…

David: Every reading imaginable! And here’s the funny thing. We were just talking about guys and what they do. A lot of guys, for some reason or another, think that they need to become the clown.

They go to a mall on a Saturday afternoon, they approach every woman – every woman – they’re not discriminatory at all. They don’t even think – they just approach every single woman.

They don’t qualify women; all they do is approach. And they approach them with the same thing: the hand-writing trick. The origami trick. The palm-reading trick.

And the great thing is that the women are amused and entertained. And the trick lasts for about a minute or a minute and a half, right?

Friend: Something sets them off, and they put in one trick after another for maybe five or ten minutes. The woman gets flooded – it’s like opening them up and then just shitting in as much as you can – that’s what they do.

David: So they basically open their mouth and just shit words out. All they are doing is just entertaining this woman. Basically, the woman just watches a show. When the show is over, they guy has basically nothing left to say, the woman has nothing to say – because this isn’t a conversation – and both parties go in different directions.

The problem is that a lot of guys, after they do the show, will want an encore, and they’ll ask for the phone number. Some women will give out the phone number, because they’re caught in the moment, or they think it’s cute, but – 90% of the time, these women just don’t call back.

Friend: They never call back.

David: They don’t call back. And the reason they don’t call back is because you haven’t bonded with them – you know nothing about them. Why should they go out with Card Man? Why should they go out with Origami Man? Why should they go out with a performing clown?

They’re not really looking to date a clown; they’re not looking to hang out with a clown. They’re looking to hang out with somebody who intrigues them – somebody who they can have a conversation with, somebody they share a moment with.

That’s why all of this crap is ridiculous. It doesn’t teach you how to bond with a woman. Time and time again I tell you guys this: you want to learn how to bond with a woman? You observe, you create a funny, nice moment – a real moment – and the woman all of a sudden thinks that this serendipitous moment happened.

Did you see the movie Hitch? Something that Will Smith’s character says is that every day a woman wants to be swept off of her feet, whether she knows it or not. It’s something I tell guys all the time.

Watch every Hugh Grant romantic comedy that there is. Yes I know that can be quite painful but start thinking what women want.

Watch him approach, watch the moment that happens, watch the conversation, watch the way the phone numbers are exchanged (or the date is arranged) – and that’s what women want.

They want to live in a romantic comedy. They want to live in a romance novel. They want you to be interested in them. They are not interested in going out with Bozo the hand-reader. They’re not interested in seeing Cirque du Soleil at the mall this afternoon!

So the tricks don’t work. The problem is this: if you don’t listen, and you have nothing else to say after the fact – the fact of the matter is that the only way to carry on a conversation is to listen – so if you’re just performing at her and she’s clapping, what do you say next?

I don’t teach this stuff – I never have taught this stuff. I’m not saying that I didn’t do this stuff when I was in my twenties – because I did. I did a lot of these fun little things – I was the entertainer because I thought it would be a crutch.

But you know what? I meet the most spectacular, amazing, sexy, beautiful, fun, bright women every single day by just doing what I do: just doing the things that I teach you guys. I live this life, I breathe this life, and I get to meet these types of women.

Are you ready to meet real women?

Or do you continually want to be the performing clown? I know a lot of you guys are not performing clowns, but for some of you guys that are reading this blog for the very first time – enough with the performing clowns!

If you want to become a clown, go to Vegas, or call the Ringling Brothers and ask for an application. You can wear a little red nose and a little horn that you can squeeze all of the time. I heard that there is actually a shortage of clowns nowadays so you might have found your profession.

But don’t be a clown meeting women. They know your shit, they’ve, heard about your shit, and a lot of them have read or heard about The Game.

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