I don’t even know you and already I’m saying women think you’re boring. How does that make you feel? Because I agree with these women. David Wygant thinks you’re the most boring man I’ve ever met. In fact, you’re so boring I fall asleep even thinking about talking to you. The idea of spending a couple of hours with you makes me want to pull my pubic hairs out one by one.

How does it make you feel?

Let’s go deeper with this. I don’t know you. For all I know you’re the most interesting guy in the world. Hey, if we met, we might get on so well we become best friends and have a bro-mance.

But there’s no way in the world you and I would ever connect, if you continue to do what 99% of guys do when they meet a woman. They monitor themselves. Most guys are so scared to say what’s on their mind. You censor your thoughts so much you don’t do anything more than small talk. Now, of course, if you’re one of those creepy guys who see a woman, and immediately start fantasizing about putting on a ginger wig and jerking off over her breasts, then definitely keep that shit inside your brain.  

But 99% of you are so afraid to speak your mind when you see a woman. That’s the difference between you and me. I have no problem saying what’s on my mind. In fact, some of the stuff that flies out my mouth cracks me up so much I can’t believe I’ve even said it.

I went out with my friend John, the guy who shows up in some of my videos with the beanie hat. We got into this weird conversation with a woman about men who have balls that go down to their knees. The next thing we knew we were talking about roast beef vaginas. Google it if you don’t know what it is.

It was a hilarious conversation, and it was uncensored. It was in the moment, and you know what?

At the end of the night she looked at us and said, “I had such a good time with you two!”

Life is about being uncensored. The thoughts that pop into your mind are some of the most interesting thoughts you have. The problem is when you first meet a woman, so many of you censor yourself because you don’t want to blow it. You’re so scared of saying something wrong, you hide who you really are. It makes you look boring and you end up in the friend zone or the censored zone as I call it.

See, I don’t really care what she thinks of me. I just want to be myself. I want her to see I’m goofy, fun, not the norm. If we’re ever going to have a relationship, she has to get to know me from the get-go. She needs to know the real, uncensored version of me.

If you censor yourself, she doesn’t see everything you have to offer. Allow a woman to get to know you from the start. Be proud of who you are. It doesn’t matter how weird, how quirky, or how crazy you are. Just be yourself, and not the boring man I accused you of being at the start of this post. Attraction can only happen when you let yourself out.