The Holiday Weekend Hangover

July 6, 2009 20 Comments Men, Women Uncategorized

As most of you know, I don’t really drink. So I didn’t wake up this morning with an alcohol-related hangover, but I did wake up this morning with a holiday weekend hangover.

You take six days off work, and when you wake up the first morning you’re going back to work you are pissed. You’re pissed not because you’re going back to work, but because you’re just not ready for the barrage of emails, that first stupid question of the day . . . or even for oatmeal. That is what I call the holiday weekend hangover.

All of us know exactly how this feels. It’s the worst kind of feeling in the world, especially for people in this country who don’t get enough vacation time. Can you imagine how it is in Europe? How does that holiday hangover feel after being off of work for the entire month of August?

It’s really not fun. I’ll tell you, though, at least you’re in one piece and an affair didn’t bite you in the ass.

When are professional athletes, actors and politicians going to get it? What do they need to get a wakeup call? How many more of them have to die with their dicks in their hand to finally realize, “Hmmm…I’m a high profile person, so maybe I shouldn’t be cheating on my wife with a hot-tempered 20 year old.”

I was a huge Steve McNair fan. He was a battler and a competitor. He did great things for the community. Hanging out with a woman from Dave & Busters when you have four kids, however, isn’t a great move.

They are calling his death a homicide. They are not calling Sahel Kazemi’s death a homicide. Hmmm, can we put the pieces together ourselves? We’ll wait for the Nashville Police Department to tell us it was a murder-suicide.

It just really bothers me, the idea of someone deciding they have the power to take someone’s life. I’m not going to sit here and talk about handgun control, when really it could be as simple as penis control.

Cheating can kill you. Forget smoking. I’ve said it before and I’ve said it many times: If you’re not happy in a relationship, man up before you go sticking your penis in another woman’s volatile vagina.

We’ve all heard about women being scorned and seen enough of them get even. How many penises need to be bitten off, and how many men need to be blackmailed or murdered, before you realize that cheating doesn’t pay.

Now, don’t even get me started this morning on prescription drugs. Gee, I think I’m going to take a drug so powerful that when most humans take it they have an anesthesiologist administer it. What are some people thinking?

The world lost two very unique people who made some stupid decisions. I believe everything has a lesson. Learn from these lessons.

Maybe you’re not popping highly addictive pharmaceutical drugs, but maybe you have some other vice that’s slowly killing you. Maybe you’re in a relationship that’s not working and you’re thinking about sticking your penis elsewhere.

Pay attention to the deaths of Michael Jackson and Steve McNair. So many people think these kind of things can never happen to them. I’m sure Michael Jackson and Steve McNair did not imagine their outcomes.

Today’s message, if you don’t already know what it is, is to pay attention to the warning signs and to stop thinking you’re invincible. It could be as simple as to stop texting while you’re driving, because let me assure you that you will eventually get into an accident if you don’t.

It could be your attitude toward alcohol. You might think, “It’s just wine” but have you ever heard the term “wino?” You might be cheating and think she’ll never find out, but you never know what kind of woman you’re cheating with and what she might do.

So, once again, this holiday weekend hangover is brutal! Does anyone got a prescription for it?


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Big PP says

2009-07-07 00:31:34

Yea what Sandra Said Hahaha!
Sandra says

2009-07-06 19:37:42

That was telecasted from the Titans Stadium which is downtown Nashville. Where Gallatin Road meets Downtown Nashville Tennessee I know it all too well.
David Wygant says

2009-07-06 17:47:16

for all you football fans heres an update on his case.
JohnnyLove says

2009-07-06 16:32:18

wow man sorry to hear that, and thanks for sharing. you are right honesty is a major one, and too bad few people practices it.
Jeffrey says

2009-07-06 16:30:50

JohnnyLove- Let me put it this way, right after my coaching with CJ and DW i slept with 2 women and I told them both that they were the only one my life, which was a huge mistake b/c in the end one of them got really hurt. There were a lot of drama, and lot of phone calls, it was emotionally very dranning. I got to admit, I was kind of thinking with my dick and lied to the girls, that lesson had taught me something meanful, no matter what HONESTY is always the true path, and think with your heart not dick:)
Taras says

2009-07-06 16:26:48

I'm actually having a bit of a holiday hangover myself :(
Julia says

2009-07-06 16:26:24

you are very welcome jimmi:)
Jimmi says

2009-07-06 16:25:25

you are right Julia, i can't mess around with the devil LOL
Julia says

2009-07-06 16:24:18

yes gentleman be careful from those laides if you have got a woman, and you are not happy be honest with her, last thing you want to do is wake up the 666:)
Johnnylove says

2009-07-06 16:22:46

Jeff- i am curious how you lenard from your lesson whats the story behind it, if you don't feel comportable you don't have to share.
Leonard says

2009-07-06 16:21:05

another great blog today David!
Sandra says

2009-07-06 15:44:21

Do you remember the song by Nancy Sinatra These Boots Are Made for Walking and that is just what they will do one day these boots are made for walking all over you.
Sandra says

2009-07-06 15:40:09

Dave Calm down I seen the house on highdraulics here in Tennessee...But what I can not stand is walk into a retail/grocery store and see a pic of MJ on the cover with a sheet over his body. Now you talk about disgrace to someone after they have died. Steve was killed here in Nashville not far from where I work messing where he should not have been messing. He was killed on Second Avenue and I believe that may have been around The Old Nashville Cemetery. But cheating is not my thing either if a man wants me and still carries that ring. Better give it up or it is no go with me period I can not stand a person that wants to play stay with you tonight but my wife three years. But too she could have obssessive knowing she was messing around with a well known football player and with the attitude if I can not have you nobody else will. Obssessional love for someone will get a person killed it is worse than possessive love. Where a person thinks they own the person.
Big PP says

2009-07-06 15:26:12

Damn, didnt think McNair would go out like this he was indeed a Champion at heart. Right now McNair's death is hurting Nashville. Was at his restaurant the other day. RIP.
Jeffrey says

2009-07-06 13:35:42

Temptation is something crazy. I think in order for us to live a happy life we need to be in control of your lives and make the right decision based on our purpose. I will be honest i am guilty of cheating in the past, and i have learned from my lessons.
John says

2009-07-06 13:31:48

I agree with Client, amazing blog, makes you ponder about life a bit>
Harper says

2009-07-06 13:31:08

i see as people who get to the top and they feel there is no other place to go, they crash and go down really fast.
Lance says

2009-07-06 13:30:02

Tell me why they would cheat that is crazy when i hear people die for that reason
clint says

2009-07-06 13:05:40

man David what a amazing blog today, it really made me think about life!!!
Sandra says

2009-07-06 19:36:36

For those who would like to keep up with what is going on can log onto: Channel Four These are the newschannels in our Nashville Tennessee area. Sandra