Summer is ending folks, it’s time to take advantage of the last few days of beautiful summer weather!

We were talking about movies and they were talking about “Transformers.” I was saying, I just don’t like movies with such really bad special effects, I like movies with real special effects. To me the only movies out there with real special effects are romance movies.

Are you guys enjoying your summer? When I was a kid, summers were really special. I went to camp, and the nights were great. We played outside until 9 at night. It’s so different as an adult. I mean sure, the weather’s nice and stuff like that, and I appreciate that, but I live in Los Angeles. The weather is pretty much nice all the time.

Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to count down the days until school was out for summer vacation? It started to get warm, and you would start to get excited.

Summers coming to a screeching halt!!

Do you desire to have one last summer fling?

So it’s summertime, and guys always want to know – even women want to know – how the hell do you meet people on the beach? There’s a couple of different ways to meet people on the beach.

Last night was one of the most exciting nights I’ve ever had in my life. You’re not going to believe what happened to me.

I’ve been going to an acupuncturist to help with my lower back pain. I went yesterday and, right as I was LEAVING, it happened . . . I sneezed! I don’t know what was behind that sneeze, but right after it happened my back went out totally.

What an amazing day so far.

Do you know what the definition of an amazing day is?

I’m driving through Brentwood this morning – on one of those days I don’t particularly like. What I don’t particularly like is the heat.