How can you get a woman to ask you out? Interesting question. Pretty often I run across guys who are like that. A lot of guys are thinking, “Why won’t women ask me out? I flirted with her, she looked interested in me. Why didn’t she just say, “Hey let’s get together sometime”? How do I get her to do that?”

There you are. You’re walking down the aisle.
You can’t believe that you’ve made it this far.
The date that you have planned for tonight? Well, it’s worked out. Oh yes, you know everything about it! It doesn’t matter that it’s presently 2011–it doesn’t matter at all. You can see the future. Years down the road, you’re able to look into the future and know exactly how that date’s going to go tonight.

Do you suffer from Scarcity mentality? Do you believe that there are no good single people left in the world. Or to be more specific in your world, in your town, on your block.

Did any of you have a date this weekend?
How did it go?

What is it about people? What is it about people and the feeling that they’re going to miss something. Let’s talk about the lure of Black Friday. Black Friday was yesterday. It has some kind of allure. People get this feeling that they just have to be out there shopping on that day. They think, “Oh my God, it’s Black Friday. I’ve got to be there!” We all know that there are only…

From where does the term “Black Friday” come? Black Friday. It sounds so bleak. Why can’t it be Yellow Friday, since it’s sunny and happy and all the stores are advertising that they are giving away stuff (that they’re not really giving away). Well, it’s true. You have to wake up at 1:00 in the morning, be first in line, and be armed with a great pair of track shoes so you can sprint faster than everyone else to get the one and only plasma television they are selling for $529.00. Here’s something, though, about which probably none of you are thinking on Black Friday.

Is it okay to date a friend’s ex-girlfriend, ex-wife, or ex-f*^kbuddy? Here’s the way I look at it. There’s a two letter word in the English language: “Ex.” Nobody is anyone else’s property. Nobody. Now, granted, you don’t want to go out and sleep with your friend’s ex-girlfriend the night after they break up. There [...]

Are long distance relationships really realistic? To tell you the truth, I think long distance relationships are fantasies.

You never, ever want to be a “background guy.” Do you ever walk into a store or into a party, and your friend is always the lead guy?

Sonja and I were making pancakes the other day, talking and reminiscing about the good old days — the good old sex days. I thought about how many erections I used to get in a 24 hour period, and how I needed to have sex. I don’t know how pancakes and sex ever came into the conversation, but I was laughing. I remember from about age 18 to age 23, it wasn’t having sex once a day. It was more like…