What are you doing this weekend? Everybody loves to ask that question. It’s almost like you’re comparing your weekend to their weekend. Maybe it’s just a phrase that we use over and over again. What are you doing this weekend? The older you get, the more your weekends become very mellow.

I’ve been going to an acupuncturist to help with my lower back pain. I went yesterday and, right as I was LEAVING, it happened . . . I sneezed! I don’t know what was behind that sneeze, but right after it happened my back went out totally.