From where does the term “Black Friday” come? Black Friday. It sounds so bleak. Why can’t it be Yellow Friday, since it’s sunny and happy and all the stores are advertising that they are giving away stuff (that they’re not really giving away). Well, it’s true. You have to wake up at 1:00 in the morning, be first in line, and be armed with a great pair of track shoes so you can sprint faster than everyone else to get the one and only plasma television they are selling for $529.00. Here’s something, though, about which probably none of you are thinking on Black Friday.

I was on an airplane the other day. I usually don’t talk to people too much when I’m on a plane, but the guy sitting next to me and I started talking. In fact, we ended up talking the entire flight.

People ask me that all the time how they can live an attractive lifestyle. They want to know how to become that person other people want to get to know. They want to know how to walk into a room (or anywhere else) and command attention.

The other night we were watching this new HBO show, called Treme. It’s a show about post-Katrina New Orleans. It’s a great show.

The other day I was at the doctor’s office with my wife, and I saw a woman from my past in the waiting room. She and I met as friends about ten or eleven years ago.

An EX is an ex because they are an EXample of what not to do in the future.

Is all about self perception.

Do you remember when you were a kid and you used to count down the days until school was out for summer vacation? It started to get warm, and you would start to get excited.

Do you know a surefire sign that your relationship is on the edge, and is going downhill? It’s when you start masturbating again, and actually start enjoying it. Think about your past relationships at the point they were ending, or at the point when you and your partner were “on the outs.” All of a sudden you get to a point in the relationship where you’re having sex, you’re fighting, and you’re not really connecting.

Yes sir! Yes Ma’am!