I have an idea. Listen up, I want to go through it with you. It’s going to definitely allow you to understand people a lot better.

I want you to think of some of the major websites that are out there.

Facebook, for one. Every day you go on Facebook and somebody can say something stupid, idiotic, or they can say something motivational.

no mystery in online dating And what do you always know? You always know how many other people agree with them.

How many likes they got. How many dislikes they got.

How many comments they received. It’s a numbers game out there, people. So let’s work this numbers game into the world of online dating.

It’s All About the Number of Views

Before I get to that, think about YouTube. Say you go to YouTube and see a video with 13 views. Well, you don’t want to be one of the idiots who watches and becomes number 14. You think, 13 views, what’s wrong with this video? How come nobody has watched this video? How did they even find this stupid video?

Why am I one of the only people who are about to click on this video? I don’t want to become number 14.

So what do you do? You only click on videos that have a high number of views, 1M views. You think to yourself, oh my god, 1M views. This must be the greatest video ever to be put up on YouTube.

Meanwhile, you’re watching a movie about a duck who just made a do in the middle of the yard and people are laughing in the background and you just became another one of the mindless people watching this stupid duck doody movie.

So I have an idea.

People are so obsessed. We’re so consumed with the amount of social proof that’s out there. How many shares, how many views, how many likes.

I have an idea. Run with this idea, people. Run with this idea with me right now. This is going to be the greatest idea ever.

What you need to do on all your online dating profiles is put up the amount of screws you’ve had.

That’s right. Put up the amount of screws.

Think about it. Put it up on Tinder, Bumble, Match.

Say the number is 21. There are some women who will look at it and think, hmm, he’s been with 21 women. He must know exactly how to have great foreplay, because 21 other women have slept with him. He must be something in bed.

There are women who will only go to the men that have three screws. These women will think you’re sweet and innocent and cute and adorable because you’ve only slept with three women.

If you happen to be a virgin, you can put up the number zero.

A woman looks at that and thinks to herself, hmm, I want to be the woman. I want to be the one that takes this non-diseased laden man into the world of adulthood and teaches everything about sex.

Your Online Dating Profile

That’s right, we are now going to put up the amount of screws that we’ve had on our online dating profiles.

Then maybe underneath that, we can keep track of the amount of likes. Think about that. 21 screws, 17 likes. That’s pretty good. That’s a good percentage.

How about 35 screws and 35 dislikes. No woman in the world will go for that guy. She’ll think you’re chump. She’ll think you’re a minute man in bed.

We’ve become a world obsessed with numbers and views. We’ve become a world obsessed with likes and dislikes.

So why don’t we put how many screws we’ve had up there?

How do you feel about that? How would you feel if the amount of screws that you’ve had were up there on an online dating site. Do you like or dislike?

We’ve become such a judgmental society.

Eliminating All Mystery Online

When you’re dating somebody, what do you really want to know?

What are you really curious about? Are you curious about the amount of people they’ve had before you?

You’re curious, especially a lot of you men. A lot of you men get so intimidated if she’s had 20 lovers and you’ve had 10. You think to yourself, wow, she’s had more than me. Your ego can’t handle it.

And you probably end up ruining the relationship anyway with your insecurities and fears. So imagine just knowing ahead of time.

You could judge it or judge that person based on this information.

Imagine 20 screws, 14 likes. It’s a pretty good ratio.

Why don’t we just become so transparent because we’re heading in that direction anyway? There’s no mystery left anymore. Every single time you post something on Facebook, or you talk about how you bought toilet paper at Costco and you couldn’t believe that somebody cut in your line, you’re putting your shit out there anyway.

There’s no mystery. And if it’s not Facebook, people can just easily Google other people.

Come on women, you know it’s true. Before a date, you’re going to Google somebody to see whether or not they’re psychotic or crazy or whatever information you gather like a CSI investigator.

Why not put up the amount of screws you had? Why not take out all the mystery of life right now because we’re heading in the direction anyway.