Men Love Big Toys by david wygant

You know what’s funny as I walked around Amsterdam tonight on all the narrow streets it made me realize how funny we are with our large lifestyle.

In Europe everything is small including the windows in the red light district!

Which by the way is quite amusing. They just peer out at you and beckon you to come towards them with their fingers and half naked bodies.
It was quite amusing watching the men wander towards the doors and mustering up the courage to go in.

It seems that even when they pay for it, they have approach anxiety!!

Now back to why men love big toys.
So, the other day I was looking to buy a television set – well actually it was about nine months ago, but to me everything qualifies as the other day because the past is the past, the present is what I’m living in, and the future is still undecided – so everything seems like yesterday to me.

I remember yesterday when I was 11 – okay, that does seem like a long time ago, but that’s about the only thing!

But anyway…

The other day I was looking to buy a big screen television set and I went to Best Buy. To be honest, I watch one show: I watch Lost and that’s about it. I don’t watch anything else on TV, and I don’t particularly need a TV hanging from my wall – TV to me is not artwork!

I don’t need a TV hanging from the wall, and I don’t need multiple speakers hanging around my house – the only multiples I like are multiple orgasms with my lover!

So I’m in the store, and the guy says to me, “you know, you should really get the 50-inch.” Now I was going from a 31-inch screen – 42-inch is probably fine – it’s 11 more inches. Most guys would probably be happy to be 11 inches!

But here I am picking out a television set, and I’ve got a bunch of friends with me, and they’re saying, “no! You won’t be happy if you get the 42 – you have to get the 50-inch television set!”

But the bottom line is that I don’t really need eight extra inches – and actually, if you cut back the pubic hairs, I might be pretty close to eight inches, you never know! That’s for me to know and the rest of you to find out…

When I was out looking for these TVs, I had really decided to get the 42-inch television set. But here is something that is really funny: men are always about BIG. They really love their BIG things. Big cars, big boobs on women, big bellies, big balls, big TVs…

But a lot of guys who suffer from thi