The Art Of How To Please A Man

After over 300 emails this morning…300! And yes, I did read all of them. I have to say that they were all quite entertaining and I appreciate all of you reaching out to me. Today there will be 2 posts. This one will be up for one hour then will hit the archives so today is going to be a bonus day.

I have to share one funny email before you peek into our favorite guest blogger: The Desperate Housewife.

One guy (and you know who you are) promised that the second this was posted he was going to email all the women that he knew and show them what they need to do to keep a man happy. My question to this man is: Do you know how to keep a woman happy with oral foreplay?

Without any more suspense and for those of you who have a blog idea or something you want to post let me know and I will get right back to you.

Heres what our Desperate Housewife sent me. Enjoy!

All right, are you ready to be “blown” away?


Ladies, the first thing that needs to be said here is you MUST have the right attitude. Your man needs to know you are excited to be able to pleasure him, and you are all too eager to get his cock under your control. You want to turn him on the hottest way possible—mans favorite sexual pleasure— the blow job! The best way to give a man a blow job is on your knees, your man standing. This is one of a million, but we will see how the men feel about this one.

Just for fun start without the use of your hands. You will incorporate those later on. Make sure your lips are moist and “head” in for action. Keep some water, or better yet some fizzy club soda handy to keep your mouth moist and the club soda adds pleasure for the man. Slowly and GENTLY give the tip of the head little nibbles and licks. If you have to use your hands, rub his inner thighs, lightly rub and squeeze his butt, just stay away from “the boys.” They have to wait for attention. You can move into taking the slightest bit of his erection into your mouth in combination with the nibbling and licking. When he is just getting into the zone of feeling the sensation of your mouth give a few thrusts then pull back. He will appreciate this as you proceed. By now he is watching every “inch,” of what you are doing so look into his eyes and let him know just how much you love being able to have his member in your mouth! Lick his penis like it is a big ice cream cone as you stop at the head to give a suck and a lick here and there. You are pleasing and prepping here ladies. You are lubricating his penis for full entrance into your whole mouth. You can tease him with the nibbles, the licking, the periodic sucking and thrusts, tease and lick the head of his penis until his body language tells you—time to move on! Look into his eyes and bite your lower lip to show you are just as pleased as he is!

When he is at the point of wanting to push your head to go deeper, NOW get those hands involved. Grab his penis in one hand and stroke it as you increase the sucking—if he likes it sucked hard—suck harder! You are in control of how deep you are taking his penis in. With one hand go to the very base of the penis and stroke it from bottom to top stopping to rub your thumb around the head. You can GENTLY go under and suck his balls one at a time, or both…your choice, as you continue to stroke him, squeezing his penis a little harder now picking up the speed. Keep your thumb and your pointer finger in the same position that your mouth and tongue would be as you are stroking him. You can take both of your hands an wrap them around his penis as you suck a few times so you can feel the enormity of his erection! Keep playing with the tip of the head of his penis with your thumb off and on. He has probably cum a little to lubricate it. Little secret— There is a spot in the scrotum area, between the scrotum and the anus on a man that if you find it and gently “massage” it, you will heighten sensations of pleasure greatly. You are connecting to the inner base of the shaft of his penis. You will know when you have found it! Give him that smoldering “I am so hot for you look—because I guarantee—you are!!!

Continue to engage his balls, rub his ass, and rub his inner thighs, his stomach while you are sucking harder and going deeper now. You can’t help but to be turned on yourself you your body has a gyration movement all its own, and your noises are obvious. Look at him in the eyes periodically so he can see your pleasure in pleasing him. If you feel he is about to cum, PULL OUT! Give him time to simmer down then you can start again. You want to build and build so when you finally do let him release, he will have an explosion and not just a mediocre orgasm!

He is hot now so go for the gusto! Start to suck as much of his penis as you can take in! Make sure your mouth is wrapped around your teeth to prevent injuring him. Start to move your head to take his penis in and out of your mouth. He will more than likely be assisting you here with his movement due to stimulation. You will alternate the amount you take in, pull all the way out and just lick the head, then go back in. Always keep him on the edge not knowing where you are going next! Your hands are crucial at this point to be working in rhythm with your mouth as well as still gently tugging back on his balls. Take one hand and hold the base of his penis so that it is erect and steady so you can pick up the speed. You should be able to feel the penis throbbing now. It is up to you to tease longer now or let this man have that ecstatic climatic moment where he is allowed to REALLY make some noise while he cums. Hopefully it is your name he is loudly calling out! You have one more decision at the same time this moment occurs. Do you want to swallow and really turn him on? Men find this very erotic! This is your decision ladies. Some just can’t do it and that’s ok. That doesn’t make you any less of a woman! This is one of many ways to give a blow job. Experiment and ask your man how he likes to receive a blow job. He may prefer lying down. I like the man standing up and me on my knees. This allows for total freedom of movement for both of you.

Express the importance of your enthusiasm. Giving a blow job is not some dreaded chore ladies. It is such a total turn on! When you know you are pleasing a man to the point of total ecstasy—I don’t know about you, but that makes me hot, and feel like a sexy vixen! That’s an unbeatable feeling!!!