They should just put the Giants and the Patriots in the Superbowl every year and you’ll have a great game. Not only that but women will watch it too because Tom Brady’s playing. Apparently, Tom Brady, to most women, is just one of the 10 sexiest men in the world.
Here’s a funny game that men play: men will look at actresses and say, “God, I really, really want a woman that looks like Scarlet Johansson.” And we’ll call out actress names and the guys will claim them. “Yes” to Scarlet. “Yes” to Penelope. “No” to Roseanne and so forth.
Just the other day, somebody e-mailed me and they said that they couldn’t find their perfect 10. Remember that blog I wrote about finding a Perfect 10? The whole point of that blog that most women got was that the perfect 10 is inside and out, not just about their looks. A perfect 10 is different to everybody.
So this guy says “I want a woman that looks like Mila Kunis but I can’t have a woman that looks like Mila Kunis, so the world is not fair.”
It’s very ridiculous. Women: this is how men are programmed. They actually believe that they can sleep with, adore, and be adored-by the Maxim magazine model cover girl or a woman that looks exactly like Scarlet Johansson. Doesn’t make a difference what age range they are. Men are still giant little boys when it comes down to it.
But here’s the key: there are plenty of men out there—I’d say the majority of them—that will think that you are their perfect 10. Reality often settles in to the reasonable ones and they know they’re not going to get that celebrity but what they really want to do is to find a woman that adores them and understands them. They want a woman that feels jazzed by who they are as a man so they feel like the king of the castle when they come home.
Now, all of a sudden, you—who may not look like Mila Kunis or Scarlet Johansson—become their perfect woman.
So today I want all of you to play a game and just have some fun. I want all of you to play the game that men play. Men play the stupid “Mila Kunis or Scarlet Johansson” game all the time. And they pick who they would rather have sex with, Kunis or Johansson.
My question for your today is: if there were two actors in front of you, who would you rather have sex with? I’d like to know who your celeb crushes are, who you would rather hook up with and hang with. If you’d like, you can put my name in there, too, because…it’d be fun.
Post your _____ or _____ answers to the blog comments, or your can tweet them to me @Davidwygant.