I can hear it now.
“What the hell is David saying? I need to go play with a guy’s balls and I haven’t even met him yet?”
Calm down. We’re talking about football.
That’s right—football. Instead of being afraid of it, embrace it.
You want to meet men?
Watch football.
And you won’t just meet the beer guzzling, nacho-eating, burping football guys, because—get this—every guy likes football.
You’ll find me on my couch every single Sunday, so if you want to get my attention away from the game, you better wear something really cute—maybe one of my big shirts, maybe a football shirt, maybe a little cap that says New York Jets on it and then tell me how bad my team is.
You get the drift? You get where I’m coming from?
If you want to meet men during this time of year, you bust their balls on the team that they like.
That’s right. You go to a sports bar where guys are watching football. You put on your absolutely adorable little ball cap that basically is your favorite football team and you walk in there and you go, “Oooh, look at me. I am cute, I am adorable, and I am going to sit here, I’m going to torture you and smile at you and get all the attention away from the football game.”
Ladies: you must infiltrate the not-so-secret society of football watchers.
Nothing is better than a cute, adorable woman who teases a guy on his favorite team.
I strongly suggest you watch ESPN as often as you can. Learn the names of all the teams. Pay attention to the star players.
Knowing all this information is going to put you into a rare and elite class of women that knows what she’s talking about when it comes to sports.
And there’s nothing sexier to a man than a woman that can hang in a football conversation.
Are you ready to meet some great men?
Are you ready for some football?
It’s a lot of fun to watch a game in a sports bar. I watched the Superbowl in a big local venue and some of the guys would walk around and high five everyone when our team scored a touchdown. I’m psyched that a new (and really nice/modern looking) sports bar just opened up literally in my office park, at the very entrance to it. My friends and I checked it out a couple of weeks ago and I’ll definitely return for after work drinks and to watch football games.
Plus, sports are great conversation topics!
June was all about soccer and the Eurocup. August was all Olympics. Now it’s football (NFL and college). Heck, even the NHL maybe going on strike is a topic.
It’s all about hockey for us up in Canada eh. But yep, men do enjoy talking about their favourite players a lot. Wayne Gretsky is still considered a GOD.
No thank you. I’m not going to pretend to be interested in football if I really don’t care about or like it. There is nothing wrong with having varied interests from your significant other. I’ll sit and watch a game with him, but there’s no way I’m watching Espn in my free time. LOL @ this advice.
Be real, people.