I’m not trying to brag here, but I’ve always had a fake orgasm barometer inside my brain.

Clearly the difference between a real orgasm and a fake one.

Extra loud moaning.

The climax that seems to come, but really doesn’t come.

When a woman orgasms she loses all control. You can really tell the difference between the controlled, fake orgasm, and the uncontrolled, real orgasm. Real orgasms are so powerful, so strong, you feel her shake.

When she’s screaming and moaning, she’s losing control.

A fake one is like some high pitched hyena in the middle of the desert, looking for food. It’s just not real at all.

But Why Do Women Fake Orgasms?

why women fake orgasms

A recent study I found online said out of 1,000 adults, 7 out of 10 women admit having faked an orgasm in their lives.

Half of the females surveyed said they pretended to orgasm because the sex was taking too long, and they didn’t want to hurt their partner’s feelings.

Another third of the women said they faked the orgasms because, well, gentlemen read this really carefully, because you didn’t want to be with that guy at all.

The sex was dull and boring, not fun. Ohhhh, ugly.

Imagine that. A woman faking an orgasm knowing that it’s going to get you to cum because you are terrible in bed, and you’re boring in bed.

That hurts.

Another third said that they just weren’t in the mood. So they figured that if they went for the academy award of orgasm faking,  you’d get so turned on and cum faster because you gave them what you thought was a tremendous orgasm, and you would end the horrific act called sex that night and go back to bed.

And, Some More Reasons Why Women Fake Orgasms…

There’s more good news.

Of the women surveyed, 28% said they faked the orgasm because they drank too much.

When a woman drinks, well she gets her own version of whiskey dick – let’s call it whisky vagina. But, you know what, if you’re having issues with whisky dick, you should know that she’s having trouble with whisky vagina.

Another 16% said they faked an orgasm because they’re with a new guy. They really don’t know how to please him or satisfy him at all. So, they just fake the orgasm to make him feel better. That to me is a really terrible thing because you’re starting a relationship already based on false pretenses.

When a woman fakes an orgasm from the get go, the man is going to know, or think that what he’s doing is right. Most of you aren’t going to know it, so that’s okay, but this is what sex is all about, just like everything else. It’s just like the people who fakes the profile on Match.com and shave just a few years off thinking there’s no harm.

Every time a woman fakes her orgasm with a man, she is harming everything because the man actually believes that he is doing everything right.

So here’s some advice to you gentlemen right now:

The best form of lubrication in sex is communication. The more you communicate, the more you get to know your woman, the more you’ll be able to do what? Have great sex and learn and understand what she’s all about and know what she’s looking for in bed.

Communication is the key. So if I were you, the next time you meet a great woman and you start fooling around and knowing that she’s going to be your girlfriend, it doesn’t hurt to ask her what she likes, because the more information you have about her, the less chance she’s going to fake an orgasm and the better chance for you to protect your fragile ego.