Women Are Moody Sexual Creatures
September 2, 2009 
126 Comments
Today is Wednesday. It’s Hump Day. Hump Day, now there’s a myth.
How many people really hump on Hump Day? How many people are going to get humped on Hump Day?
Today I want to talk about sexual myths. You know all the classic ones. Men can always get off fast, or why do all women take so long to cum.
How about the myth that there’s one method to please every woman? I love when I read the articles with titles like, “The Surefire Way To Get Your Woman To Orgasm Tonight.”
I also love the articles in Cosmopolitan telling women about “The 3 Ways To Drive All Men Wild In Bed.” More often than not when I read those I think that at least one of those things is something I’d never want done to me (and might even drive me away).
It’s amazing how many myths there are out there about sex. Recently one of my competitors was charging $1,500.00 for a program which claimed to teach men how to get any woman to orgasm in thirty seconds or less.
I don’t need to spend $1,500.00 for someone to tell me to buy a vibrator. I mean, a Hitachi Magic Wand is many women’s best friend. I’ve seen some women pray to that thing.
There really are so many myths and misconceptions about sex . . . and about women’s sexuality in particular. Today’s podcast is going to tantalize and tickle you in different ways. You may learn new things or you may not.
You may learn a surefire method to have great sex on Hump Day, and you may laugh and realize that so much of what you hear is, well, the answer to that lies in today’s podcast. So click here and listen now!
Also, If you want to learn more about how to be an amazing lover who has women wanting more and more of you, and also want to get to eavesdrop on one of the world’s top sex experts as he is giving his lover orgasm after squirting orgasm, then be sure to check out my “Sex With The Masters” program.
Hey Jackass, Why don’t you try talking INTO the damn microphone, not walking around the room doing your fucking laundry!!!!
Nice attitude.
I can see with your over the top personality or lack of this and other podcasts are crucial to you being able to function in todays world.
The sound is fine and perfect on 3 computers that we tested.
As for laundry.
How did that genius assumption come up?
I tell you I Post these things for free and its people like you that make me sometimes rethink about giving anything for free.
Jack
What the fuck.
Are you really this big of an asshole? He gives you a free podcast and this is how you thank him. I listened on my laptop and there was a 10 second moment when it got low but i did not miss a word.
Jack grow up.
I am in shock.
This is a free podcast and this is how you thank him. You are one low class guy Jack.
Jack
Nice try to steal some attention from a great podcast. Buy some new speakers or some tweezers to clip the hair out of your ears!
David
This must be one of the guys who found you from youtube. Unreal some people are just dicks.
and amy i think he has tweezers he just cant find them in the pigsty that he lives:)
Hank
So true i think this guy not only could never get laid but i am sure that he is one of those guys that blames everyone for his lack of social skills.
Sometimes David you just get one loser that really slips through the cracks.
This guy is an ass all the way.
Jack
Does that name stand for Jack me off…something you do very night alone dreaming of any woman who would touch your sorry ass.
Thanks everyone for chiming in.
I am sure Jack is enjoying all the attention you have given him.
You know what else is funny.
He called me a Jackass and his name is Jack.
So damm clever!!!
Jack,
You sound like you are a very angry guy…
Really, did the sound of the podcast bother you THAT much? I mean, David is doing these every week and letting us listen to them for free so don’t you think you can relax about it a bit?
Maybe David hit a nerve with something in your life with this podcast? Hmmmm….
David you are so funny! And good for you for standing up to that (appropriately named) Jack-ass
It takes a lot of nerve to complain about something you’re getting for free– and even more nerve to critize the person who is giving you free stuff.
David please don’t punish the grateful majority of us by stopping these podcasts just because of this one idiot. I love these podcasts!
Jack, you sound like you REALLY need to get laid … and quick! You are wound way too tight
Let me guess, YOU were the stupid guy who paid the 1500 dollars for that program, right? Is that why you are so hostile?
that woman in the picture looks like she must be using that “magic wand” you mentioned. i might have to look into that
I think we’re onto something here about Jack. I bet all the talk in the podcast about how to satisfy a woman and get her to have an amazing orgasm made jack realize he is unable to accomplish that task with any woman.
that, or maybe jack really does have an overly bad ear-hair problem that keeps him from being able to hear regular audio recordings
david you rock — keep this awesome stuff comin’!
Jules
You always know the right thing to say to the men!
Samantha
Go grab a magic wand and see if you can express yourself as well as the woman did:)
Ally
Calling him out is great but you know people like Jack post there crap and then crawl back into the hole they came from
Jack
What is wronng with you? Shame on you Jackass. How many people does this for free? Do you need a group hug or something?
David kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby
You know me better than that.
I will always post a podcast every wednesday……it takes more than one ass to shake me up:)
Actually not sure if there is any amount of Jacks that can get under my skin!
Curt
Thanks and so true but I think Jack would be someone who would try to return a free sample back to the place that gave it to him!
MAson
Now you made a great point.
What nerve do you think we may have hit with Jack?
Its so true when people react this way it usually means that we hit some nerve.
Lets get back to what the blog is about.
I love the way she keeps a straight face during this and look at the romantic attachment!
Now this one is even funnier.
There is no need for her ever to find a man.
Check out the foreplay and how good the wand is:)
David, these videos are so flipping funny!
That woman straddling the ottoman “massaging” herself I’m sure is just thinking about easing her sore muscles 
oh my god david your comment about jack returning a free sample is probably actually true — hillarious!
and i agree with whoever said it earlier that i think your podcast did hit a nerve with jack…maybe he was so upset that the sound quality was bad because he’s secretly hot for you david
Thanks David – I think that Jack needs to listen to your self-love audio in the no excuses product. He definitely has some personal issues. That audio changed me forever!
Oh – and that woman being all serious about the vibrator is priceless!
David – about the podcast, can I say that as a woman you are 100% right about us women being “moody” sexually — but I think we’re also capable of unbelievable passion and of being able to be turned on in so many more ways than men. So as with all things in life — there is the good with the bad
great podcast … loved it and I wish EVERY man would listen to it
Jack- if you don’t like it stop complaining, it shows that you are really frustrated with your life, and blaming other people for your frustration, its a sad comment. I hope you realized what you wrote, and apologize to David!
hahahha hitachi magic wand
Today’s podcast was amazing, and the video is just mind opening!
Mason- I totally agree Jack really do need to listen to self love no excuse product!
Happy hump day everyone:)
where is Sandra and Marina in this special hump day today?
Oh David, I have a feeling I could express myself quite well with the help of that magic wand
The comments are hysterical, and Jack i can’t believe you said that.
I gotta admit those videos are turning me on LOL
is it really Vincent? lol
I have a question, have any of you out there actually tried that magic wand?
It looks interesting, but I wonder if it really … works that well
Samantha-
Did you ever experience the magic wand before?
let me tell all you ladies (and guys too if you have a girlfriend), you NEED to get one of these magic wands. If you do there is only ONE sexual mood you will ever be in — look at that woman in the picture and that pretty much describes it!
Vincent – Nope…I’ve had my own personal favorite toys but I haven’t tried this one. I’m always up for trying something new though
anyone know how to add video to the blog as a link
Hey Coach Jacob- what a blog today huh
Samantha-
if you don’t mind sharing whats your personal favorite toy?
now this blog is getting hot tonight:)
Glad to hear you are enjoying it, I gotta agree with howe it is getting hot in here, and i was trying to link up another must see great video along with what David posted:)
check out this funny video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaJvg0omaYc
Oh now c’mon Vincent…
Why do you have one to suggest?
Samantha- I think Vincent is waiting to hear from you…..feel free to open up and share with us your erotic stories.
Hey some reason I can’t read all the comments, is something wrong with the blog?
Coach Jacob, it sounds like you might have some erotic stories to share…
Hey Jimmi,
I think the system just “minimizes” all the comments when there’s more than 50 so just click on “older comments” and I think it will expand back out
Happy hump day to you as well howe:)
check out this one as well…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEYNtIuw_Wg
Thanks Kristen!
Kristen- can i ask you a personal question?
Thanks CJ
Fire away howe
oh mye mye what a blog today:) I am in the mood for something new and that magic wand sounds like a great new friend to acquire:)
since this blog is about sex toys….just curious if you have a favorite one or have ever tried the magic wand?
I knew it whenever howe is here the blog turns into sex:)
I go for a run on the beach and I get back and I see that we have all been quit active.
I enjoy it when we get a great convo going!
I wonder about what Kristen has to say to his question…..
Howe
Do you ever not have sex on your mind?
I think every comment you post is sexual in nature
David-
this blog is on fire, i wish it was like this everyday:)
Kristen
Beware of Howe he may not be able to full fill you like the magic wand:)
hahahha David- i gotta say i missed on some great sex in the past, so now making up for it, i could see my comments sometimes come off as too horny, but i am trying to practice self control each day:)
You need to click on older comments no idea why this does it,
I will email web guy tomorrow to find out.
Also think you for putting up this great blog today…..i got to say sometimes I want to go up to a woman, and tell her that I want to have sex with her, but I think that will freak her out? What you guys think or anyone???
Thanks David, I never had that problem with comments before, but now it works.
Well David, I must say it might be hard to out do the magic wand, but howe seems like a guy with a lot of potential
Kristen-
I invented the magic wand:)
I still find this really funny.
What makes someone get on you tube and talk about there clit and the hitachi magic wand.
Well then howe, you might be the most beloved man in america
Yes Kristen- I am young and energetic…..have you ever had a young stud before?
David, this woman’s sales pitch for the magic wand is awesome! I must say …I’m sold!
Kristen- i think howe is onto something here:)
I wonder if they have video on actual demonstration, instead of just talking about it.
hmmmm…really
david maybe you need to do a blog about whether it’s better for women to go for the young studs than the more experienced guys.
i think howe and jimmi would contend the young guys are better … howe and jimmi, plain energetic isn’t always a good thing in bed. i think we need to hear more…
Kristen- it looks like you have an admirer in the blog now:)
well isn’t that sweet
yo CJ where is Ken today:)???
although i hear that howe is quite fickle about who he admires in this blog
I love this fuckin video……..LMFAO
Here is another great one, must see….wow
I think they are all really good. I just love how they all keep a straight face when they talk about getting off.
oh come on now david — they are talking about science and research after all … of course it’s very serious –it’s all academic!
Love how she calls it a sexual aid.
If i went to a womans house and she had that thing in her room i would run!
and i love how the babeland woman has nothing but dildos on her bookshelves behind her — nice decorative touch
this is classic……
really david?
the truth is that a man who knows how to really pay attention is always better than any vibrator — although for those in between times…
Gotta love howard.
He is hysterical i have to say.
Is that woman smelling the vibrator in that video above?
Its also so funny how he directs Carmen – get back on there and come:)
all i know is that she said u can get that thing from amazon.com – i think i know what i’m getting my girlfriend for christmas
This Carmen Elektra Video is hilarious that machine sounds like a bi plane taking off from an airport!
I tell you what will they think of next.
howe- I just let Ken know about you he will be here soon:)
It really does sound like a airplane taking off LOL
OMG….that video is unbelievable the one with Carmen:)
yeah, you can’t use that thing if you have neighbors
That Sybian thing is the craziest toy i have ever seen.
Carmen Electra looks so hot!
Hey guys, what’s going on? David, is it normal that I don’t see the podcast player buttons?
Never mind… they show up now… just had to refresh the page.
I had the same problem too Coach Khiem/Ken!
how are you doing? isn’t today’s blog hysterical CK:)
Btw, I’m really not liking the current “newer/older comments” system. I’d prefer it if they displayed normally like before… or if they had the 1, 2, 3… at the bottom like a lot of other sites.
Jimmi, the blog is hilarious! I was at David’s when he recorded the podcast and we just couldn’t stop laughing afterwards.
Hey, that thing Carmen is sitting on looks like it could be better than this magic wand thing … anyone tried it (other than Carmen of course)?
I really wish the blog was like it was before so i didn’t have to click back or forward.
It must be a great party over Davids!
Khiem
I just sent tyler an email to get this fixed. No idea why when we changed the site it did this.
Otherwise great comments so far you are all keeping me entertained!
Thanks for giving me a visual on the Hitachi! Now I have a frame of reference:)
lol this is so funny!!!! I’m laughing so hard. thanks to a Jack, everybody jumped on him. Lol I like how David said “how clever to call me Jackass” and “crawled back in the hole he came from” lol ahahahah
Some people apreciate your work, some don’t. I appreciate. Maybe you know who deserves this tipe of podcasts. But they are amazing. It’s the free drop that fills the lake!
I Learned a lot from this podcast. This concept occured to me before, about what works today may not tomorrow. After hearing this podcast it just confirms it more. I also wonder if that is the case for guys. Sure us guys are like light switches, yet I could see how guys can also get bored with repitition as well. I am wondering if the difference between men and women on this issue is that men get bored and need to keep changing things, and for women it more focused on the mood that changes. Im wondering.
Stephen
Wow ! Hitachi makes everything. Now vibrators. LOL.
David thanks for the pod cast but now I’m more confused than ever