How To Tell A Good Bedtime Story
By David Wygant

Twas the night before Christmas
and all through the house
not a creature was stirring
not even your computer mouse . . .

As you head upstairs to the bedroom and put on your Christmas pajamas, whom do you want to tuck you in with a bedtime story during this holiday season? Now as you all know, I am not trying to create a Zales moment here.

What is up with that diamond pendant with diamonds the size of dust mites? “Look honey, I got you something you can’t even see . . .” That Zales diamond pendant that they advertise for $70.00 looks like a bad drink stirrer at a Chinese restaurant.

This blog, however, is not about Zales diamonds, nor is it about creatures that stir. What this blog is about is how good you are at telling erotic bedtime stories. One of my favorite things to do when I first start dating a woman is to tuck her in with a bedtime story.

During the day, we’ll text each other or call each other and I’ll start bringing up the whole bedtime story scenario during the afternoon. She’ll be wondering “What kind of story is he going to tell me? Is it going to be The Grinch That Stole Christmas . . . or the Grinch that did me before Christmas?”

There is an art to telling a good bedtime story. They are not told to seduce a woman . . . Ah c’mon, of course they’re done to seduce a woman. It’s December. I’m not going to sugar coat it.

I do not tell bedtime stories to women in whom I’m not interested. I tell erotic stories to women I am interested in because it’s a great way to see what they’re like sexually even before you have sex.

When you’re dating somebody, you can’t just flat out ask them what they are like sexually. It’s rude . . . and they’ll never tell you the truth anyway. Everybody thinks they’re a good lover, but we all know from experience that’s not true.

For that reason, what I like to do is to tell a little bedtime story. So when they call me at 11:00 at night, I will first ask them if they are already in their pajamas. They in turn will tell me what they are wearing – which might mean actual pajamas, a t-shirt or maybe that they’re naked.

Then I’ll ask them what type of bedtime story they would like to hear. I ask if they want to hear a romantic bedtime story, a naughty bedtime story, or a childlike bedtime story. Then I’ll say “You have a choice between Red Riding Hood who falls in love with the wolf, Red Riding Hood who gets seduced by the wolf, or just plain old Red Riding Hood who wants to blow the house down. Or, I can combine two or three of the topics.”

What you are doing by asking this question is finding out a little bit about what they think of you. It’s all very innocent.

If they tell you they want the romantic and the naughty version, it usually means that they are thinking about you in both those ways. If they want only the romantic version, it means that they’re thinking of you romantically, but sexually they’re not there yet. If they pick the childlike version, it means that they look at you as their brother.

Regardless of their choice, you better be prepared to tell a funny story. When I tell a story it’s all about teasing and having fun. You don’t want to tell a story about you being the Big Bad Wolf who rips her clothes off and slams himself inside her with one pump.

In order to tell a good bedtime story, you need to really go into details. You need to understand the full scope of a woman’s erotic mind.

Bedtime stories are fun. Dating is fun. Seduction is fun. Being able to create a moment like this will give her something to look forward to when you really tuck her in bed. At the beginning of dating somebody, it’s a lot of fun to get creative and to learn a lot about someone.

If you want to know what pushes her romantic or sexual buttons, create a bedtime story for her. As you are telling this story, stop and ask her “Do you want to hear more?” If she pleads “yes,” then you’re on the right track. If she says “that’s enough” and that she’s ready to go to bed, you’ve basically learned where she is at in the process.

So this holiday season when you’re dating someone and you ask her if she wants to hear a Christmas story before she goes to bed, try these variations: You can tell her the original Grinch That Stole Christmas, you can tell her the version about the Grinch that dated her for Christmas, or you can tell her the story of the Grinch that seduced Christmas.

No matter which story you choose to tell, have fun with the bedtime stories. If you can tell a good bedtime story you will have her in your bed very quickly. Keep in mind guys, it’s not graphic sex we’re talking about here.

If you don’t understand how to craft a good story, then I suggest you listen to my new 2008 version of my audio program called “Girls Tell All,” in which women tell you exactly want they want both sexually and emotionally. The product will be available in January.

Also, if any women want to tell me a bedtime story tonight, send me an email and in the subject line write “Twas the night before Christmas.”

Todays video is all about how to become her fantasy man. Time to learn the power of seduction.