The Super Bowl Challenge
By David Wygant

As you know, today is the equivalent of Valentine’s Day for men. Men get to watch the game, stare into each other’s eyes, and say things like “Wow! Daisy Fuentes looks really good in that Taco Bell commercial.”

Men jump up and down in excitement as soon as they see the career track monkeys up on the screen. At around 10:00 pm EST the last few seconds of the final commercial will be playing, by which time you will know who produced the best commercial for the 2008 Super Bowl.

Oh, and by the way, there’s a great game on as well. The Patriots are going for the record. There is all the hype this week about how the Giants are going to stay close. Blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I will give you my prediction soon, but first it’s time for the Bill Belichick of dating (Oh, that’s me by the way). When you work with me in person, I do bring video cameras around. So, technically will I need to go to Congress and testify for the dating version of Spygate?

Today being Coach Belichick (or we will call it for dating purposes Belly-chick), I’ve got your Super Bowl challenge which I’m going to put in front of you right now. Think of this as today’s dating pool.

If I ran a pool today for the Super Bowl, it wouldn’t be based on which team scored the most points. It also wouldn’t be based on whether Bill Belichick is wearing a hoodie. I’m going to bet on you today.

Pick a quarterback, Manning or Brady. Let’s say for instance you pick Tom – I sleep with the hottest woman in Hollywood – Brady. You’re about to play my version of the Super Bowl.

So if you pick Brady, here’s your challenge: If he throws three touchdown passes against the Giants (which, by the way, I think he will), then tomorrow between the time you get up and when you go to sleep you must talk to three of the hottest women (or, if you’re a woman who wants to play along, three of the hottest men). You have to successfully approach and flirt with three members of the opposite sex who scare the hell out of you.

Think for a second what it must feel like for Brady fading back to pass and seeing Strahan coming at him. Now, granted, if Strahan came at him with a smile and you saw the gap between his teeth, you might not be so intimidated.

Tomorrow is your Superbowl. If Brady throw three touchdown passes, you have to have three conversations with three of the most intimidating members of the opposite sex.

Let’s say you pick Eli Manning, and he throws one touchdown pass. Then you only have to complete one task on Monday. By the way, Manning will complete two touchdown passes today.

So, from Coach Belly-chick to you, I’ve given you your Superbowl challenge. When I wake up on Tuesday morning, I don’t want to see a single order for my “No Excuses” product.

It’s time to get off the sidelines and participate in the biggest game of life. Make Monday your Super Bowl, and today enjoy the Patriots beating the Giants 38-24.

Todays video will show you that taking a risk is worth the embarrassment!!