I’m going to share a funny story with all of you about my crazy, funny mother.

My mom’s been gone for almost two years, but there’s a funny story that reminds me of her on a daily basis.

My mother was a sun goddess.

She would be out in the backyard throughout the entire winter.

She’d have tinfoil around an album cover. She’d have a sun reflector. My mother would do anything to get a tan.

Of course, I grew up seeing that and I would do anything to get a tan too.

Now, as I see new skin diseases, risks, and health concerns come up on a regular basis, I wonder why I followed her lead. Why didn’t she teach us about sunscreen? Well, I take great care of my skin now so further damage will not be as great as it was for my mom.

But, I’ve strayed, this post is not about wearing sunscreen, as all of you should. This post is about the itty bitty bikini.

The First Introduction to the Itty Bitty Bikini

I remember during spring break, all my friends would come over to my house and play on a daily basis.

It’s not that I had the best yard. I had a pretty big backyard, but it was always full of dog shit.

Full of land mines that we always had to navigate around because my golden retriever would go to the bathroom three times a day and nobody would really clean it up on a regular basis. It was my job and, well, I didn’t like shoveling shit at any age of my life.

My mother would sit in the backyard in her little bikini and my friends would come over one after another, looking at her, staring at her.

I remember years later, during a high school reunion, we all sat around having a cocktail and my friends told me, “You have no idea how many times I came over just to look at your mother in that bikini. It’s not that I didn’t enjoy your friendship, it’s just I wanted to see your mom and get her anything I could.”

I remember watching that, one young boy after another, looking at my mom and saying, “Mrs. Wygant, can I get you anything to drink?”

“Mrs. Wygant, do you need anything?”

I remember, we’d all be playing football, baseball, tag, and all the little boy games and there’d always be a guy sitting next to my mother talking.

Were they getting life advice? Maybe. My mom was always good at dishing out advice to little kids.

In reality, that was the first introduction to, the first obsession with the little itty bitty bikini.

Even as Grown Men, We’re Searching for the Itty Bitty Bikini

Oh, that little itty bitty bikini that men dream about over and over again. And the women wearing them that we think we can’t approach.

I’ve already talked about how to approach women at the beach. I’ve talked about how you can get the woman in your life to want to give you the gift of her bikini body this summer.

You see, she knows that when she shows up in it, men will stare at her. But there’s only a certain type of man that she will actually give that little bikini to. Find out in today’s video.