The other night I had this dream that I got fat. Never in my entire life have I ever been heavy, due to some combination of working out all the time and good old-fashioned naturally high metabolism.

So right after I had this dream, I got my ass to a spin class (because through watching Lost I see that you can end up living in your dreams). After traveling to the land of the heavy, I know I prefer to stay thin so I took a spin class with my girlfriend.

My question is this: Who invented this thing? You’ve got this crazy person on a microphone barking out orders to you and giving you pretend scenery to look at while you’re pedaling on a stationary bike. I mean, really, this is supposed to be exciting?

By the way, do you know that you are every character in your dreams? That, however, is a conversation for another day . . . because today we’re going to talk about how to really have fun tonight if you are heading to a bar and its May 1st is anyone else wondering how that happened so fast!

One of the best social experiments I’ve ever conducted was at a bar one night with a friend. We were in this really packed bar, and everyone was there on the hunt – the guys were there eyeing the girls in their packs – you know those packs, right? Where they are protecting each other from those annoying guys?

So we just stood right in the middle of the bar. We were just talking about our relationships, our friends – it was just a really passionate conversation. We were animated; there were hand motions and eye contact between the two of us.

And women were coming over to us all night long, asking, “What are you guys talking about?” “My friends and I were just wondering what you might be talking about so intensely?” “Can we join in on the conversation?”

They were coming over and throwing themselves on us all night long. Why? Because we were not chasing them. We were not crawling our way into bars or conversations. We went out and we were into the conversation with each other.

Most guys don’t understand that women are attracted to what they know. And what do women do when they go out on a Friday night with their friends? They’re into each other’s conversations.

Women recognize their own habits, and they are into their own habits. Think about what we attract in relationships – we attract who we are, not what we want.

The biggest fallacy in the world is thinking we can attract what we want. But in reality, what we are attracting is like looking into a mirror.

Think about how frustrated you get when you fight with your lover. It’s so frustrating because you are fighting with yourself. That’s what makes it so hard.

If you can take a step back and realize that you’re fighting with yourself, you start to understand that person better. You’re not jumping into it.

Have an amazing Friday and check out this video on how obvious meeting women can really be. Plus for all my loyal women readers give this a look as well, it will really help you meet men.