How To Date A Yummy Mummy
By David Wygant

When I was in London, my friends and I went out with a bunch of yummy mummys. What is a yummy mummy you ask? It is a hot, sexy, recently divorced mother whose husband stopped having sex with her years ago.

These husbands did not stop having sex with these yummy mummys due to the way they look, but instead because of their own laziness. Now these yummy mummys are loose in the dating world feeling oh so promiscuous and oh so sexy.

So when I was out in the Soho Hotel with a couple of yummy mummys, they both informed me that right now they were not looking for a heavy relationship. They were looking to get their yummy back.

A lot of women will go through a marriage that becomes sexless over the last four or five years. So when the relationship ends, and the Decree Nisi is finalized in England or the divorce is a done deal here in the States, these yummy mummys tend to act like Angela Bassett in “How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”

They are looking for a man who makes them feel yummy, delicious and tingly all over. Usually the yummy mummys are very naughty in bed because their husbands did not let the naughty girl come out and play.

All baby wipes and not enough naughtiness will make for a very angry yummy mummy. Picture Jack Nicholson in “The Shining,” except in this case it’s a yummy mummy in a sexy g-string and a cute little top angry at the world for not feeling sexually appreciated.

So how do you unleash the naughty yummy mummy who has been lying dormant during a long, tedious and sexually boring marriage?

The first thing you need to do is respect her wishes, because the yummy mummy wants a man to unlock the naughty mummy. So if you’re dating a recently divorced yummy mummy, enjoy the limited time she is able to give you. Remember that she still has soccer mom responsibilities. A lot of yummy mummys also have full-time jobs.

So when they are in the process of getting their groove back, they are not looking for anything heavy and clingy. They are looking for a man with whom they can have fun . . . not only sexually to unlock their inner naughty mummy, but also someone who mentally appreciates who they are as a person.

To the men, before you hop on match.com and type in as your search “naughty recently divorced mummys,” you need to understand that they are not just looking for your pecker to stimulate them. They are looking for a man who can also stimulate their mind.

I had a lot of fun with a yummy mummy in London. As for all the yummy mummys reading this, enjoy the process of getting your groove back and congratulations for having the courage to get rid of your boring ex-husband.

Right now, I’d like to hear from all the yummy mummys. Share some of your experiences of how you got your groove back.

Todays Video is a peek inside what it takes to flirt with a Yummy Mummy and how to get her to share her yumminess with you.