Remember this song when we were little kids?

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily life is but a dream…

So think about how a vagina is shaped.

It’s like a boat when you turn it upside down and at the front of the boat is the little man that runs the boat, right?

So, what you do then the next time you go down on a woman is you imagine the words in the song.

Row, row, row your boat…

Row to one side of her vagina with your tongue, then row to the other side. When you row to one side and row to the next side you’re going from side to side.  Basically, glancing over the clit with your tongue, going back and forth.

…gently down the stream…

Then you lick around the whole entire boat, gently, because women like it gently down the stream, up and down.

Gently go up and down the entire pussy, down the stream. Now the stream is getting very, very wet.

…merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily…

This is how she is starting to feel right now.

…life is but a dream…

After going down on her for 20 minutes, licking all the way around her boat, licking up and down her clitoris, she will eventually erupt in orgasm.

This is her dream…and it has come true.

Yes my demented, sick, twisted mind has taken a childhood song and turned it into a lesson on cunnilingus.

Tomorrow we will talk about the wheels on the bus and how they go round and round.