Masturbation is a very funny word.

“What are you doing tonight?”

“Not much, I think I’m going to go home and masturbate.”

It would be funny if people talked that way, and were very frank about masturbation.

“What did you do last night?”

“Not much. Watched a movie, masturbated for a while and ate some dessert afterwards. Couldn’t fall asleep, so I masturbated again.”

Masturbation is such a taboo topic for people. For some reason or another, people are just afraid to admit that they masturbate.

There are a lot of people in relationships who sneak their masturbation sessions. They don’t tell their partner that they masturbated. They actually don’t tell anyone that they masturbated.

They sneak it. It’s a private thing. It’s not something you ever want to discuss with others.

I think it would be fun if you just walked up to somebody and said, “Hey, any good masturbation sessions lately?” You’d have a far better conversation than you would have by walking up to someone and asking about the weather.

About what would you rather talk — your masturbation session or the next range of thunderstorms coming?