The Masturbation Secret
August 15, 2010 
22 Comments
Masturbation is a very funny word.
“What are you doing tonight?”
“Not much, I think I’m going to go home and masturbate.”
It would be funny if people talked that way, and were very frank about masturbation.
“What did you do last night?”
“Not much. Watched a movie, masturbated for a while and ate some dessert afterwards. Couldn’t fall asleep, so I masturbated again.”
Masturbation is such a taboo topic for people. For some reason or another, people are just afraid to admit that they masturbate.
There are a lot of people in relationships who sneak their masturbation sessions. They don’t tell their partner that they masturbated. They actually don’t tell anyone that they masturbated.
They sneak it. It’s a private thing. It’s not something you ever want to discuss with others.
I think it would be fun if you just walked up to somebody and said, “Hey, any good masturbation sessions lately?” You’d have a far better conversation than you would have by walking up to someone and asking about the weather.
About what would you rather talk — your masturbation session or the next range of thunderstorms coming?
Depending on the person on the receiving end, this could come across as weird and awkward. I could see women totally freaking out and wanting to get away from you hahaha. But then again, if you have the balls to pull that one off…It could make some massively attracted to you.
I used to use that as a standard line often in high school…just for the fun of it.
I put this totally as worth reading for any guy, a layman guide to masturbation:)
Why has masturbation become so taboo in our society when everyone does it? Its a crazy world thats what it seems to me.
I will be the first one to experiement with this and expect a report back soon:)
let me know how it goes jimmy and after i find out then i will try it lol
That’s what I call being ballsy!!
That will definitely crack up someone if you ask them “Hey, any good masturbation sessions lately?” great conversation starter though! but I don’t think masturbation is healthy for guys because when guys do it they do it because of porn or something the watched hot on T.V unlike girls who are just thinking about the guy they met in supermarket or bar that was different to them from every other guy and grabbed her attention. so it could be healthy for girls but for guys who 99% of us are visual it’s kind of an unhealthy thing to do because it drives guys away from meeting some girl who is awesome in personality, because porn sets the expectation kinda high and most ladies can’t keep up with it and rather than learning about who u met and see how they like to be pleased. Guys kinda have this subconscious feeling that normal sex is not as exciting as porn and this could be really damaging if they are in relationship and expecting more that what their girl can give them sexually. So if u don’t wanna think with your dick I don’t think guys should masturbate keeps your mind clean and not expecting for some freaky ass sex with your woman.
i dated a girl a few month’s ago and we talked about masturbation all the time, we even watched each other masturbate a few time’s and then had sex, it was fun to masturbate and then have sex.
LOL, David where do you come up with these pictures for the blogs?
A lot of women really get turned on watching. I always say “Where were you when I was 14?” They laugh!
A lot of women get turned on watching. I say “Where were you when I was 14?” They laugh!
I would be careful discussing masturbation sessions with your GF, she may get offended thinking she isn’t doing it for you. on the other hand if both of you have been busy, haven’t seen each other in awhile then discussing it would be a huge turn on! go right ahead and do it!
Adriana- so are saying its only ok when you don’t see her for awhile?
To MJ= I was wondering about that too. Its a hot picture. I am putting it into my blackberry so it can help me relax with approach anxiety.
so what do you guys think about telling your girl you masturbated thinking about her when you weren’t with her is that turn on?
LADIES ANSWER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
I love to masturbate together with my woman or just in front of her – especially during those days when she’s not ready for sex. Its kinda fun and gets us really excited for when we can do it again a few days later. You can’t imagine how a woman gets turned when you are masturbating looking at her. And yes, this is way better than porn.
Well, am completely okay with my sexuality and I tell my partner about my masturbation……..
I find it such a turn on…..
It’s even a taboo in our society, like my mom and others always advise me never to masturbate, leave alone sex before marriage….
Pete
That’s a turn on, for me, definitely….
Masturbation is normal and healthy. Even babies have that pleasure sensation. You change them and have to take their hands away to hook the diaper. A woman who is secure in her relationship with you shouldn’t feel offended, or feel that she isn’t keeping you satisfied. I am 48 and take is as a sexy compliment when my partner tells me he masturbates thinking of me. And even if he didn’t tell me about it, I would never feel I wasn’t satisfying him. There are times when you need to “take the edge” off. Also, watching him do that for me is amazing! Especially when I want to participate and he make it clear that I am only there to watch…
David, hot pic dude, lovin’ it!
You’ve got a great collection of masturbation related posts on here. Masturbation ROCKS, I like to call it having a onesome, it’s like a threesome, but it’s just me!
I feel bad for the guys who have lost there foreskin – because having a intact dick means you can jerk off and not make a mess, Also it means the gliding action of the dick will be vagina like and feel like you are in a best vagina.
Plus the nerve endings and erroginous tissue in the forskin is awesome.
Proof is you need no sex lube if you have aintact foreskin. In USA and the Middle east the violence is the greatest and also the SEX LUBE sells the most – cause they are so circumcised!
But you hear of the French Lover, The Italian Lover, The Latin Lover, all famous notions and history – why? Cause all those dudes have intact dicks that have full gliding action and cause no sex burn to the gals when screwing them good.
Also the violence is so minor in nations with almost no circumcision.
BTW Clinton got african men circumcised and AIDS rate shot up in proportion as the cut dicks were causing friction burn and both caught things – even though Clintion did this to reduce aids. How about a condom, instead of cutting thing.
Hey if you cur of your middle fingers you do not really need them you will reduce by 100% the rate of cancer and diseases of the middle finger.
Oh why not circumcise women as it will reduce there chance of cancer of the labia, just cut it of as they do in Middle East and africa. Cutting of any body part cuts the chance of that part catching cancer.
Wow Jim, you need to do some research. Firstly, those who are not circumcised have a slightly bigger chance of getting sti’s because it isnt as clean. Secondly, while a guy who is all natural does have more nerve endings, circumsized guys last longer for this reason. It might feel better for an all natural guy to masturbate, but if you cant last the distance in the sack, whats worse. Being circumsized comes with many advantages, as does all natural. Youve got no idea