A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins to sink. Passengers around him are screaming, flailing, and drowning but our guy manages to grab on to a piece of driftwood and, using every last ounce of strength, swims a few miles through the shark-infested sea to a remote island.

Sprawled on the shore nearly passed out from exhaustion, he turns his head and sees a woman lying near him, unconscious, barely breathing. She’s also managed to wash up on shore from the sinking ship. He makes his way to her, and with some mouth-to-mouth assistance he manages to get her breathing again. She looks up at him, wide-eyed and grateful and says, “My God, you saved my life!”

He suddenly realizes the woman is Cindy Crawford!

Days and weeks go by. Cindy and our guy are living on the island together. They’ve set up a hut, there’s fruit on the trees, and they’re in heaven. Cindy’s fallen madly in love with our man, and they’re making passionate love morning, noon and night.

Alas, one day she notices he’s looking kind of glum. “What’s the matter, sweetheart?” she asks, “We have a wonderful life together, I’m in love with you. Is there something wrong? Is there anything I can do?”

He says, “Actually, Cindy, there is. Would you mind, putting on my shirt?”

“Sure,” she says, “if it will help.” He takes off his shirt and she puts it on.

“Now would you put on my pants?” he asks.

“Sure, honey, if it’s really going to make you feel better,” she says.

“Okay, would you put on my hat now, and draw a little mustache on your face?” he asks.

“Whatever you want, sweetie,” she says, and does.

Then he says, “Now, would you start walking around the edge of the island?”

She starts walking around the perimeter of the island. He sets off in the other direction. They meet up half way around the island a few minutes later. He rushes up to her, grabs her by the shoulders, and says, “Dude! You’ll never believe who I’m sleeping with!”

About the flowers as part of an inside joke…cool, but remember not to do it too often or you will hear “Lets just be friends”, or anything similar to that. Even though she breaks up with her boyfriend, she can and will still say that, if you play it “nice and safe”.
Too much of one thing is never good, as the saying goes….

Do not wait it out I would advise.
Keep being the cool guy that has his own life and is passionate about his passions. If you go to the gym, keep doing your work outs, sleep enough hours, eat healthy.
Women are attracted to a guy who has a busy life, has passions and such.
Use romance, like you gave her flowers, as a spice, NOT the main dish. Same goes for if you playfully tease her, being cocky and funny. Ofcourse doing this too much will turn the girl off, because you are being sarcastic all the time and that is bad. I know that from personal experience:D.

Why do I say don’t wait it out. Because another guy might come along and he becomes her new boyfriend, while you just wait it out. So NO….don’t wait it out. Keep being the cool guy she is attracted to, even if she has a boyfriend.

One other advice: go meet other women in the meantime, don’t get stuck up on this one girl, no matter how hot she is.

Hope I helped. Good luck

I can easily remember every girl that was “MEGA HOTNESS” i was interested in and they had a nasty personality… but yet the girls that were “ok looking” i was interested in i had the most memorable most fun times with

Back to what you were actually talking about, I dated a cheerleader in high school. It got me a lot more respect than it should have, especially because we broke up right after graduation. She was definitely not the right girl for me, but I loved the reaction I got when I was out with her. I thought dating her made me a complete person. I’ve had to learn this lesson over and over again. Lately, the girl who is most interested in me is a girl with absolutely massive, perfectly shaped breasts. My penis keeps telling me that I could be hooking up with her for at least the rest of the semester, but my instincts keep telling me that I don’t actually like being around her that much.

So basically, I should have learned this lesson years ago, and I know it in my head, but I have yet to actually learn it in my heart. Thanks for the encouragement to keep fighting my penis!

As soon as you drop the beauty factor, its so much easier to engage with her as a person, plus then you are being real and not fake which I have found builds huge amounts of attraction.