Let’s Go For A Test Drive
By David Wygant
There is nothing I love more than new girl smell. You know what I mean. The first time you get behind the wheel of a new girl and go for a test drive. The first time your lips touch her lips, and the two of you grind down the long and curvy road.
Nothing feels better than new leather against your skin. I prefer my leather to be very soft and supple . . . I try to avoid women whose hides have been overexposed to the sun.
So why am I comparing sex to a test drive? Well, recently I received an email from a female blog reader who told me she has found a new way of dating, and wanted to know my opinion on it.
This “new way of dating” was a decision to no longer have sex with men until she has been dating them for a couple months. So instead of spending valuable minutes emailing her back with my opinion, I decided to share my opinion of this with all of you.
I’m all about the test drive . . . and taking it as quickly as possible. Now I am not talking about a short, around-the-block, test drive with an annoying salesman in the back seat telling you the benefits of her perky breasts or her nice round ass.
When I am test driving, I don’t need anyone in the back seat telling me to crank up the volume on her screams during orgasm. I also don’t need to know whether she can go from zero to sixty in five seconds. I want a nice slow test drive.
While I want the test drive to be slow, I also want to test drive someone in the beginning. I’m not talking about on the first date. I will also not wait two months to go on my long test drive, only to find that I don’t like the way she moves in bumper to bumper traffic.
So my answer to our fair blog reader is this: Your new way of dating is a waste of time. I like to put my new woman smell through as much as possible in the beginning.
I want to know how she handles in the rain. I want to know how she handles after a rough day. I want to know how she handles late at night.
I want to know how responsive her engine is in the morning. Does she turn over with just a few pumps of the pedal . . . or is she like one of those old carborated cars that you have to warm up and let idle in your garage?
We’re adults. Sex is part of a relationship, and I want to find out as I am getting to know a woman what she is like sexually.
Waiting six or eight weeks looking through the showroom window not being able to drive her or touch her wheels is a waste of time. What happens if you wait that long only to find out that you are totally compatible in every way . . . except that you don’t like the way she rides through the curves.
So when you’re dating somebody new, I suggest taking them out for a drive on a long country road, and riding them really hard to see whether or not you like the way they handle.
Todays video is all about strolling the aisles of your local target and seeing what you can pickup and put in your cart.
Gosh am I the first to put my hands on the wheel of this hot new ride?
Err Blog??
Hmmm … Well hold on David and fasten your seat belt cuz I can’t find the brake.
Used to be a long test drive kinda girl … you no touchy my engine till I see how you handle my maintenance. However, now that I’m a NEW woman I got a much different philosophy. And a variety of condoms to supplement that fodder.
Life is short. Sex is natural. Why waste time with either? I’ve begun to LIVE fully with no regrets which means I have SEX now when I want, how I want, with whom I want, where I want and Baby, with no regrets. If the connection sparks, the communication flows, the chemistry mixes then its bunts and burners time.
I wanna know what he smells like, tastes like, feels like, how he kisses, is he slow and sweet like honey in summer or hard and fast like a Lion stud? A combo pkg of both? Can he bypass the eyebrow raising eyeball rolling boring idle chit-chat and just speak his mind: I WANT YOU and I WANT YOU NOW. If he does, then I don’t even bother with “Ok”. Grab his shirt or beltloops and let my heat fireup his engine. Once he puts his hands on me, its smoke and flames to the finish line.
And the afterwards thing of involved confess-ups .. who gives a shit? I don’t want to know your history/baggage/recycled throw-out. Lets take a shower, feed each other some energy and check out the kitchen counter or floor.
Gentlemen, start your engines ….
David i tried your the hole hover and not to hover business from your last blog and video and your entirely right beuatiful women i lingered she stepped back i was playing with stuff then i turned and said hi hows your day and you know what she said its “Its going great how about you and she moved back in” david i freaking love you man most beuatiful girl i nthe store and i walk her to her car while the dumbasses look on and al lthis from wal mart.You sir are a modern day albert einstein,well except you get laid.
Johnson,
Dude you gotta read up on your Einstein. He was a ladies man in a big way. Even before his light theory he was making the women swoon.
David,
I totally agree with the exception of I really do prefer the “new man smell”. Sex is important, and if all other things are “right” but the sex isn’t don’t you just have friendship? At least that’s how I see things.
Besides, I’m really just a girl who can’t say no!lol
Augh! I totally and completely disagree! I feel like this is saying hurry up and figure it out, that’ll save you from future issues! Okay, but isn’t that what a relationship is?? Working together on everything that comes around? If you’re talking about dating for sex, then fine, that’s probably the best answer, but if you’re not, get off the car lot! Don’t be one of those guys who tests drives every car and has zero intention of ever even thinking about long term. If you’re in things for that long term, that’s great if the sex is an immediate or near-immediate thing, but keep in mind, that’s not all it’s about! If it is, see category 1 and get off the lot.
Sex, to me, is something you should work up to, something given as a gift to your partner when you’ve come far enough as a couple. Ideally, that ‘far enough’ is marriage, but in these times, that’s happening less and less. It’s a sacred thing, the body, and I don’t feel ‘test driving’ is a good way to handle things. Test driving relationships, okay. Test driving sex? No. That’s like turning down a car because it doesn’t have power locks. Get off the lot.
Coby you don’t want to wait too long for the complete road test, you don’t want to be stuck with a lemon!!!
I believe in laying it all out on the table from your mind. To your body. So much to learn about someone and why waste the time indulge in each other learn and see what each other is about!!
Something’s wrong with the video!
Looking forward to more Target stuff!
DW – But why is that a condition for a relationship? And why is that “what each other is about?” There is more to most people than a great lay. Also, there other things you can do beside jump the gun and go straight to sex.
Coby I posted a whole mind body connection here if a woman is a great lay but I don’t care for her mind then the test drive is over. If her mind is great then the sex is bad the test drive is over. I want it all I give it all and won’t settle. I have been in relationships that have had one or the other and desire both. I am not just talking about sex here!
Einstein was a ladies man i just assumed with the not changeing clothes and crazy white bushy hair ya know.
Having come out of a 4 year relationship/marriage, David is right. I did exactly what the blog posted said and ended up with something I really didn’t want. I’m not saying it was wasted time, but a learning experience into what I really want.
You should go for what you want. Both parties should be going for what they want. If two people are not into sex and just want the deep level bonding relationship, then that is between them. If 2 people just want hot sweaty passionate sex and don’t want to bother with a real deep connection, then that is between them. You should want what you like. If you don’t lay down on the table what you want, how will you know that it is even possible between you two?
Of course there is a learning curve on both side of the coin, and learning is half the fun. Certain things can be worked through, but be honest with yourself and the other person about what you want and ask them to do the same.
From experience, both people don’t want to have expectations of each other that neither of them know about or could ever acheive.
Correction: I did the opposite of what is posted on the blog.
Coby,
>>> Sex, to me, is something you should work up to, something given as a gift to your partner when you’ve come far enough.>>>
I do agree with u completely. I honestly dont believe in the “test driving theory ” . There are lots of guys who use this as an excuse to “test-drive” as many varieties as possible and the lame reason for break-ups maybe “well, we werent compatible enough”..
If two people can connect in other aspects, i think the sexual aspects can be worked upon.
Bertie,
How was the Billy concert?
>>>Sex is important, and if all other things are “right” but the sex isn’t don’t you just have friendship?>>>
If i like someone (good personality, intelligent, beautiful…) and her sex is not so good, i wouldnt throw in the towel. I would share with her & teach her with total pleasure the a,b,c`s of the game..
TEST Drive!! Test drives don’t always expose the truth. Reminds me of a guy who bought a four door wagon. A wagon!! Wrong car for the guy, but still, even with a test drive he bought it!!! He hated the color too!!! but he still bought the BLUE WAGON!!
Thats the wrong ride for him, even with a test drive!!!!
I want it all too, so i listen to my heart.
I have a lot to say about this …
I’ve never heard anyone say that they waited too long to have sex. However, it’s very common to hear the opposite.
Regardless of how serious you are about each other, sex changes a relationship. That’s not a bad thing, but it’s something we need to be prepared for.
Although it’s clever, I don’t think the new car metaphor really works in this situation. I also don’t think this is a subject that one can make a universal advisory statement about. There are too many personal variables that impact whether one way is right for each of us.
I’ve experienced a very rich spectrum of sexual choices. I have absolutely no judgment about when other people become intimate with a new partner. However, I know what I want for myself, and it’s different than what I wanted in my 20′s and 30′s. It’s a mistake to suggest that there is one BEST way for all of us. We have different values and experiences that shape what is right for us.
I’m very glad my current partner and I are both of the same mind on this issue. Our decision to postpone sex until we feel sure about one another has made me feel much more at ease when we’re together. Additionally, I don’t need to have sex to feel confident about compatibility. There are lots of other ways that we are affectionate and close with one another. Since that feels good and the chemistry is right, I don’t need to try him out. It will happen when we both feel good about it.
Lou bega;
“If i like someone (good personality, intelligent, beautiful…) and her sex is not so good, i wouldnt throw in the towel. I would share with her & teach her with total pleasure the a,b,c`s of the game..”
There ya go. That is a statement from someone who is thinking in the longer term of the person as a whole. I admire this attitude.
You know, I am not proud to say I had sex before marriage because I really did desire for that to be a wedding night thing. I was with the same person on the wedding night of course, but I think of how much more we needed to know of one another before the “give in.”
I only knew him…had been speaking with him in other words…for 2 months really in debth then waited probably another month after that before giving myself to him.
When I think about it, we never talked much at all. We never laughed together much, talked about anything of significance…
Our whole relationship was based upon how mind blowing the sex was. I have always been a ball of fire, and that is what he admits to basing our “marriage” on and around.
Folks? I am not downing the test drive whatsoever. I think to each his/her own on that decision.
What I will say to end here is….Do not base your relationship around whether the sex is good or not. There is so much to getting to know a person. I honestly believe that as your affections for one another start growing in the knowing, so will that overwhelming drive…if you will…of unbridled passion full steam ahead.
The more you talk with someone, have in common with them, laugh with them, share the rough times with them….in this you have communicated, chemistry has been ignighted and the heat of passion burns within on a deeper level than just lust. Hey animal lust is something given us that makes sex all the more enjoyable….coupled with all the above forementioned.
That is just how I feel about it for me personally.
Once I do get to take that drive…I want it to be long lasting, slow to start to break in the engine and then really accelerate in the end and see how powerful that machine with rod and pistons working full throttle feel against my body.
This post has the best blog video yet…
Nothing says pick me up better than a blank screen.
J;
LOL I just noticed that, and usually the video is where I go first.
You Tube must have a glitch or David is paying someone who is slacking off…
DW – “I am not just talking about sex here!” I hope not. I’m glad that you give all as well as want all; it’s more common to hear of wanting all and giving little. I still disagree a bit, but I won’t repeat anything to death.
Theresa – “Additionally, I don’t need to have sex to feel confident about compatibility. There are lots of other ways that we are affectionate and close with one another. Since that feels good and the chemistry is right, I don’t need to try him out. It will happen when we both feel good about it.” You get to thumbs up. This is, more or less, what I was trying and failing to say.
Lou Bega – I’m with Bertie here, that is a fantastic outlook and it emphasizes communication.
DW,
So does this mean that if you meet a Porn Star, who happens to be very intelligent, and succesful, you will marry her?
Lou,
I totally agree, but let me clarify my thoughts on the subject.
I really like sex. Its very important to me. Some men have a problem with that….they see the women that they make their girlfriends and their wives, and women like me, are someone to hang with and have dirty, hot sex with, but not make a permanent thing. At least that’s what I’ve found in the 40 and over category. Not so much with younger men. Now if I’m partnered up with a man and the sex is somewhat less than satisfying, I’m certainly going to talk about it and show him a few things…..
Oh and Lou, I think I wrote all about Bill, who was totally awesome, on the bootcamp2 blog.
Bertie,
>>>If the sex is somewhat less than satisfying, I’m certainly going to talk about it and show him a few things…..>>
I do agree with u 100 % . We r transmitting on the same wavelength (as usual ?).
Sorry i hadnt read that part of Billy concert on the blog. Glad that it exceeded yo expectations..
It was totally awesome! Going with Veronica was beyond great too…like going with your best friend. She totally rocks!
Have to say I agree with Coby, Theresa & Joan here. Personally have found it better to prolong the festivities for a while in order to really discover whether or not I might actually consider purchasing the vehicle, to draw from the analogy. Sex can always be worked on and unless its shockingly bad (haven’t encountered thus far), isn’t a deal breaker for me.
I married the first guy I had sex with. I might have realized how selfish he was if I had experience with anyone else. I’m all for a test drive.
Jen;
I too married the one I lost my virginity to. What a big ass mistake…except for 3 totally amazing genuis kids!
I am not sure if the thing is all about the test drive. We did plenty of “driving,” we just never stopped to ask for directions as far as anything else in a relationship!
Wow. David. You know your stuff on attracting the opposite sex . But I SO disagree with you on the test drive thing. Here’s the deal ladies, if you are looking for a RELATIONSHIP, DON’T let your man have a test drive! Come on now, David even YOU know that if it’s casual sex then you are not in a relationship, rather you’re using her for sex. Ladies if you are looking for a fling or casual sex, test drive away. If you want a relationship, then show restraint and a little self respect! And David, the guys DO call back when you don’t put out–even the bad boys like a challenge.
Victorya
This is classicaly male advice that benefits primarily men who prefer casual sex. It also increases the risk of spreading STD’s, there are a few of which can be spread even with condoms. HPV (responsible for throat, anal, penile and cervical cancer, as well as warts), HSV (ooo cold sores on your junk is attractive!), crabs (they are hair based, so bumping uglies spreads these uglies) annnnnnnddddddddd molloscum (while also a childhood disease, is starting to spread amongst adults, especially during sexual contact.)
I’m not saying it isn’t wise to have sex before marriage, it is. But I don’t think waiting a while is a bad thing either. It’s not like you “Must only date this one person” while waiting.
I don’t think there is anything wrong with a person that has sex on the first contact date, or the 90th. If the other person has a problem with it, all it means is you all are not good matches and you get to recognize that before you have sex!