The other day Sonja and I were walking around, and I saw this really cute cat. I was at the foot of the driveway, and the cat was at the back of the driveway. Sonja looked at me and said, “Oh my God, a Siamese cat. I love them!” I said, “Me too.” So we both got down on the ground and…

So here you are dating who you think is your dream girl. She looks great. Her body rocks. Her hair is sexy. Her eyes are beautiful. Her lips are everything you always wanted lips to be. She has “the hotness factor.” When you look at her, you get so turned on and so excited. You just want to show her off to everybody. You are so off the wall in…

Someone is going to be exposed in today’s podcast. A certain friend of yours has been ruining things for you your entire life. Two of this friend’s best friends are nuts, and his neighbor is one of the biggest assholes you’ve ever met in your entire life. Despite this, you tend to listen to this person over and over again when it comes to meeting women…

Have you guys heard the famous quote of mine that’s been circulating all over the Internet? That quote is, “An orgasm a day keeps the Tyson away.” (Yes, I mean Mike Tyson) It’s amazing what a good orgasm will do. I’m not talking about self-administered orgasms. To tell you the truth, those kind of orgasms are lame. They really are. It doesn’t take much skill to…

Let’s talk about sex today. Why not? Sunday is a great day to stay in bed all day and have amazing sex.
So how do you make this happen? Ahhhhh . . . you must watch today’s video to find out.

This is an open letter to all men who still think with their penis. Mr. Penis really is the cause of all of your monkey chatter. Have you ever been to the zoo? Have you seen what monkeys do all day long? They eat and they play with their penis. It’s time to put the penis away and speak from your heart. If you want to stop being a monkey and kill the monkey chatter forever, then you need to listen to today’s podcast.

You can’t handle the truth . . . Then again, maybe you can. For some reason, though, we have turned into a society filled with liars. It all started when we were first dating and made the “just the tip” promise. It continued into our 20s when we said we were only coming up for coffee. We lie all the time . . . or do we? To find out more, you will need to listen to today’s podcast.

The Super Bowl was a great game this year. I really enjoyed it. I was pretty amazed at the way things went down. Well, actually, I wasn’t. You know me, I’ve been a good football predictor all year. Do you realize that Super Bowl Sunday is the man event of the year? Now, I know a lot of women also watch it and enjoy it, but this is a man’s event. This is an “Oh my God, why doesn’t Hallmark have a line of Super Bowl cards?” type of…

People ask me all the time about how to date multiple people. You’re allowed to have multiple orgasms, so why are you not allowed to date multiple people? My answer to people who ask me about this is always the same. I tell them to…

The lights are dim, the candles are lit and the music is low. The smell of seduction is all around you, and you are about to have what you think is going to be great sex. She comes out of the bathroom smelling all pretty and sexy, and the two of you embrace. Something, however, is wrong. Why are you feeling this way right now?