I can’t believe that their leader is the same as ours – Jacob – or that when they killed Jacob they also killed Yakub. For those of you who didn’t know before where he lives, he lives in a foot.

How is Locke dead and alive at the same time. Also, poor Sawyer! He finally finds love . . . only to have it slip through his fingers.

I’ll be coaching the Bootcamp this weekend. For the rest of you who want to meet women, I suggest you grab a basketball, head to the park and play this great new game.

Remember when you were a kid, and you and your friends used to go out on a late summer day (when the sky was still blue and the sun was not as blazing hot), and you challenged your friends to a fun game of Horse?

Do you remember challenging your friends to a game of Horse? It’s a game played with a basketball where you had to spell out the letters H-O-R-S-E, and the loser would probably get a noogie or a dead-leg or something. It was fun tossing the ball into the hoop and doing some male bonding.

I mentioned this old game to a female friend of mine, who suggested that an adult version of this kid classic might be pretty fun. Instead of calling it Horse, though, you’d call it “Whore.”

She suggested that to play Whore, the object would be to spell it — W-H-O-R-E. Instead of a noogie, the loser becomes the other person’s whore for the night, and would have to perform anything sexual that the winner wants. Now there’s a good date!

Another version of this game could be called “Strip Whore,” and could be a closer version to the original. When you’re playing this version, make sure you do it late at night and in your own backyard. Play it just like Horse with the basketball, except as each person spells out a letter they must remove an article of clothing. It’s going to get really hard to concentrate on your shots after a few letters are spelled out.

There is not one man I know who doesn’t love a lady in the living room and a whore in the bedroom. We love when you’re sitting in the living room and whisper in our ears “I can’t wait to get you naked and suck your d@!k!” Not only will we rise to the occasion, we will leave a political fund raiser going on in our living room to do the nasty with you.

We love dirty talk! Dirty talk is what keeps us excited. Ask any man who’s been sleeping with the same woman year in and year out. He’ll tell you flat out that he’s bored out of his mind.

Tommy Lee got tired of having sex with Pamela Anderson.

Brad Pitt upgraded to Angelina Jolie (and I think Jennifer Aniston is hotter than Angelina Jolie!).

The bottom line is: If you want to keep your man satisfied, talk dirty to him!

I once dated this woman who used to always threaten me with this: She would call me in the middle of the day and tell me that if I didn’t come over, she was going to masturbate and make me listen to it while I was at work. She would also call me and leave me dirty messages on my voicemail. Did this woman excite me? Absolutely! Did I respect her? Absolutely!

I love a sexually up-front and confident woman. But enough about me . . .

Ask any man out there whether in the bedroom he would rather have a dirty talking slut, or a prim and proper Nancy Drew. The man will take the dirty nasty girl every time. So if you’re a lady, you better start to learn to unleash the dirty hungry girl in the bedroom.

If you need any suggestions, or you want to practice your dirty talk, feel free to send me a nasty email. I’ll let you know whether you’re a good dirty talker.

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