It’s 12:42 pm. You’re in a clothing store at a shopping mall, and you see a woman to whom you are attracted. You observe what she’s doing, and you find an opener. She’s holding an AC/DC t-shirt, so you know you can walk over to her and say something simple like…

The other day I was walking into a cafe, and I see this woman sitting in the corner wearing a t-shirt with the words “For Rent By The Hour” on it. I must admit that this led my mind to go in many different directions.

Free T Shirt Guy By David Wygant So what you need to do is look deep in your closets, and you need to figure out if you are the guy that always wears the free shirts. How many shirts do you own from company picnics? How many shirts do you own from the Microsoft convention [...]