I am going to let all of you learn a secret of mine that is so big, you will be shocked. Here it is: I’ve been hanging out with a driller once a week. Now you are probably thinking right now that a driller has something to do with a weird new sexual position or kinky kind of sex. If that’s what you’re thinking, you’d be wrong.

When is the time when you stick it in without any glove, rubber or any protection? When is it time to just stick it in? You’re dating someone and the very first time you sleep with them, they tell you they are on the pill and that they are clean. Do you just stick it in, or do you actually wrap it?

One week to go until Black Friday, and I am just chomping at the bit to find out what super deals will be out there . . . and how I have to get up at 3:00 a.m. to fight for the one plasma television in the store they put on sale for $529.00. It’s funny how much of a shopping culture we have become, which is evident from the one million websites and television commercials counting down to Black Friday. Oh well. I am actually really counting the days until Cosmic Saturday. Do you know what that is? Well you’ll have to wait until tomorrow and catch the commercials on my site to find out.

What is it about airplanes? Why are they so annoying now? You are on a ten hour flight coming back from wherever you’ve been — from a secret location vacation. That’s what I like to call my vacations: secret location vacations. (We had a great time on ours by the way). So we are nearly at the end of our ten hour flight back to Los Angeles, when…

Since I am so powerful in football predictions, I figured some of you will be waiting to hear my World Series predictions.

It’s Monday. All right, so I missed with my Titans prediction. I did, however…

Let’s talk today about “sexting.”

Yesterday’s topic was definitely controversial. About yesterday’s topic, I think that when you’re in a relationship there will be less chance of you seeking out opposite sex friends if…

I would like to introduce all of you to a friend of mine.

Everybody is looking for the definition of his or her body type. The problem is that most people never tell the truth about their body type. Especially on the internet. On the internet, the majority of people