Women don’t rip us apart like we rip them apart.

You’re sitting a pool with a bunch of guys in South Beach, Florida.  A woman walks by in a bikini.

“She’d be pretty hot if she just lost a few pounds.”

“Her jugs—yes!”

“Naw man, check out her cellulite.”

Meanwhile…

You’re sitting there with your man belly hanging over your Speedo—oops, not your Speedo, but your “board shorts”.

You’re sitting there eating popcorn shrimp and French fries.  Your chest is about as flat as a 14-year-old girl that hasn’t hit puberty yet.

Not to mention you’re 5’6″ in heels, and maybe 140 pounds dripping wet.

Women don’t see size like you see cellulite and her 10 extra pounds, or the roots in her hair.

Women seek confidence.

I’ve got a client––5’5″.  He calls himself Napoleon because he’s the little dictator.

He gets laid more than anybody I’ve ever met in my entire life.  Tall women, short women, old women, young women, blonde women, Asian women, it doesn’t make a difference.

He’s got, what I call, the Napoleon Syndrome—it’s the more positive side to the short-man complex.

It’s not about how tall you are, it’s about how you use every inch of your body as a strength.  Here’s the deal: Women don’t know what they want until it’s standing right in front of them.

We look at things from man’s point of view; I call it man’s world.

Man’s world is this: each man can describe exactly what they’re looking for in a woman to the T—5’3″, blonde, 114 pounds, with a C-Cup, and firm calves.

She must be this, she must be that—we’re very physical.

So in turn, because of our obsession with the physical, we think that women must be obsessed the same exact way.

How many times have you seen a guy bald with a pot belly walking around with a beautiful woman?  How many times have you seen a short guy walking around with a beautiful woman?

That could be you.

The reason why it’s not you is because you don’t understand how to use your height to your advantage.  Because there’s one thing women are attracted to every single time: confidence.

A guy could be 6’2″ and chiseled, but have no confidence—he isn’t going to get laid.

A guy could be 5’6″ competing with the 6’2″ Adonis, and he could be full of confidence, wit, and personality, with no fear when he talks to her, and guess who’s going home with that girl that night?

The 5’6″ guy.

My roommate in college was named Mark Behar.  He was short, fat, bald, and Jewish, even when he was 18.  A couple of years ago I went out with him in the city. We went to this restaurant on Park Avenue.

The waitress came over and gushed over me.  He’s seen it 1,000 times before.

So he said, “Excuse me, are you just the typical woman who goes for the tall, good looking guy.  You don’t even know what he’s all about.”

She started giggling.

He then looked at her and said, “Have you ever been with a short, fat, bald Jewish guy?  I bet you haven’t.  You’re so typical; you never broaden your horizons.  You’ve had the same relationships over and over with the tall, good-looking guy.  Good for you. What a limiting mindset and belief you have.

Go.  I want a hamburger.  Go get me a hamburger with some fries.”

She came back about 10 minutes later with the drinks.

He looked at her and again said, “Have you thought about it or are you going to continue to gush over my friend?  Because let me tell you, you’ve never slept with a short, fat, bald Jewish guy and until you do you’ll never understand the power of what we possess over you.

How are my fries and burger doing? Go get it.”

She came back with the fries and burger with a little giggle on her face.

I no longer was getting the attention; I got the first two rounds.

“You’ve switched positions now haven’t you?  You’ve got to admit, you’re intrigued, aren’t you.  You wonder what it’s like to be with a short, fat, bald, Jewish guy aren’t you?”

She giggled and laughed some more.

“By the way, can you get me some broccoli too?  I want some veggies to go with my fries.  Go. Leave.”

At the end of the meal, she’s gushing over him now, wondering who he is, what he’s all about.

He’s literally eight inches shorter than me, bald as can be, with a belly; if we stood there and were judged as purely physical specimens, I would win every single time.

But at the end of the meal, guess whom she was ogling?  Him.

He planted the seed and that’s all you can do.

It’s about believing in yourself and calling her out on her bullshit.

Watch what happens.

I bet it would surprise you.

Have you ever woken up with that morning erection? Most guys do.

But here’s the thing about it – the way to wake up with a morning erection is not to poke her in the back between the ribs and say, “look at my dick!” That doesn’t work. We’ve all tried that plenty of times before.

Hell, I’ve even written a blog about ‘morning boner,’ which really talks about all the ways to turn her off with your morning boner – here’s the link:

But how do you really turn her on in the morning?

Well, you should just act like the boner is no big deal. Ignore the boner! Act like you’ve already had it. Just like we talk about when you’re seducing a woman, make it seem like you’ve done this a thousand times – like you just had sex last night, but she doesn’t know it.

So what do you do with this morning boner?

You just kind of casually brush it up against her. You kiss her a little bit. You don’t acknowledge it – you let her acknowledge it. Because if she feels that throbbing member close to her, and you’re not acting like a four-year-old saying, “feel my dick!” she’s going to get really turned on.

So what’s a great way to turn her on, and keep her hot all day long?

Give her what she wants, but don’t release what you need to do. This means you should climb inside of her, and get her off a few times in the morning, but don’t cum. Tell her you want to build it up all day long; tell her you want to think about her all day long.

Tell her you want to have a fun, long session that night, but right now, it’s all about her. You just want to get her off and you want to make her feel really good.

That is going to get her amped up all day long. She’s going to be all over Mr. Boner later on that day. She’ll be thinking about that boner all day long, and she’s going to be dreaming about that boner all day long.

Make it about her for a little while, because when you make it about her, you’re really going to turn her on and make her feel great. You’re really going to go further sexually than you’ve ever gone before.

So the next time you wake up with a morning boner, get her off! Go side to side – which is one of my favorite positions – side to side, leg on top of her, rolled on the side. Take your morning boner, put it inside and start rubbing her clit gently. Get her to cum a few quick times. Give her that morning orgasm.

And then you just kick back and wait until later, because she will give you the ride of your life that night!

We’re just sitting here and my cell phone just went off. My ring tone happens to be Michael Myers – the theme song from the movie Halloween.

Anthony looked at me and said, “David, do you know what? Michael Myers is the ultimate cockblocker! Every time a couple is about to have hot sex (or they just finished with it) Michael Myers shows up and kills them!”

So, with Halloween coming up, the question is: who is the ultimate cockblocker?

First, there is Michael Myers, who shows up with his mask when the couple is supposed to be babysitting. You can see him, but the couple can’t, and they have sex like crazy and then Michael Myers comes out and kills one of them in the bathroom.

So Michael Myers either a) has never had sex before so he’s jealous of them and has to kill them, or b) is really a pervert and gets off on this whole thing. Perhaps to him the sex is the foreplay and the killing is the actual orgasm.

But let’s think about the other famous cockblockers in history this Halloween. What about Freddy Krueger?

Freddy Krueger used to mess with you too. You would never be able to have sex with your girlfriend, because he would nail you before you got the opportunity.

Do you remember Johnny Depp in the original Nightmare on Elm Street? He was just making out in bed, and then all of a sudden Freddy showed up and just took him. Freddy Krueger didn’t even allow you have sex before he got you.

What about Jason from Friday the 13th? Man, you’d finally get to sneak away with that hot and sexy camp counselor and you’d be banging her in the storage closet. It was great. And then she’d have to go pee, of course, after sex, and she’d be singing away in the bathroom.

And then, all of a sudden, Jason would come in behind you as you were lay in bed thinking of a hot round 2.

You’d say, “man, you came back from the bathroom quickly,” and then you’d hear the Jason music and he’d use a hatchet to cut you up into a million pieces.

It seems like there have been a lot of famous cockblockers out there in history. And with Halloween coming right around the corner, we have to know: who are the other famous cockblockers in horror movies? It seems like a staple of every horror movie is the world’s worst cockblocker.

When you’re out this Friday night and you think your friend is cockblocking you – or a girl is cockblocking you – think of that person as Michael Myers.

And the next time you’re talking a woman with a group of her friends and one of the friends cockblocks you, just look at her and picture her with a Halloween mask on and smile. Say to the cockblocker, “excuse me, do you know that you remind me of someone?”

She’ll say, “who?” And you can reply, “Michael Myers from Halloween.” And then tell the whole group this story. She will laugh her ass off! Have fun with this.

And let me know – who are some other famous modern day cockblockers?

Here’s the thing: most guys are nice. There are a small percentage of guys that are assholes, but let’s forget about them. There are some guys who are bad boys as well, but let’s forget about them too.

Let’s assume you are a nice guy, and you think that women don’t really like nice guys.

Let me tell you something: women will go out with a nice guy any day of the week if that nice guy is the best guy they’ve had in bed. That is all it takes for a nice guy to keep a woman.

You could be the nicest guy in the world, you could be gentlemanly, you could be sweet, caring and honest, but let’s face the facts: if you don’t eat pussy well, you’re done!

There is nothing worse than a nice guy who can’t please a woman orally. There is nothing worse than a nice guy who can’t perform in bed.

So here’s the deal. If you are a nice guy, you’d better start taking some major sex classes, tantric classes, and other things. Because if you’re a nice guy and you’re a minuteman – a pumper and dumper – you’re absolutely correct: you’re gone, finished, and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.

But to keep a woman satisfied, you have to make sure she is sexually satisfied. Any nice guy can actually be a bad boy in the bedroom. A woman won’t be expecting you to be a tiger in bed.

I have met some women that seemed shy – so shy – and then all of a sudden, we start fooling around and the next thing I know it feels like I have a Hoover vacuum cleaner on my dick! And I’m thinking, who the hell is this? This mild-mannered girl in life can’t possibly be this kinky in the bedroom!

So if you’re a nice guy you’d better start learning how to be better in bed. You should learn everything you can about sex – every sexual technique there is. Learn tantric sex, learn how to control your orgasms, learn how to be orally talented. Learn how to do a lot of different things in bed. Learn how to please a woman.

So she meets you, figures you’re a nice guy, she’s intrigued by you and interested in you a little bit and she gives you an opportunity. Maybe she’s a little horny one night and then she decides to give you an opportunity in bed.

Do you want to blow her away, Mr. Nice Guy? Do you want to make her look at you in a whole different light?

Become an amazing lover. If you’re an amazing lover you’re going to keep her satisfied and intrigued for a long time to come. Most guys are shitty lovers.

So Mr. Nice Guy, this blog is all for you! If you don’t know if you’re a good lover, or you suspect that you’re not, you’d better start reading up on it. I expect my inbox to be flooded with emails today!

Todays video is all about how to have fun and become less uptight.
If you want to meet the opposite sex you need to watch this video.

It has a lesson and an exercise that is great for everyone.

If any of you have seen Leon on my site…he is the young black man on my home page bottom….I think he is the 5th or 6th video.

He was uptight before he did this exercise in the video. Check out how he is now.

That can be you!!