You head for the men’s room, but when you touch the door handle it doesn’t move. It absolutely doesn’t budge.

You think to yourself, “Someone’s in there.” You then go over to the ladies’ room door and try it. It opens.

The question then becomes: To pee or not to pee?

Are you a rule breaker? Will you grab the chance and use the ladies’ room (or use the men’s room if you are a woman) if you know you can get a quick pee in before you’re going to risk meeting up with a member of the opposite sex coming to use the bathroom?

What happens if you get caught coming out of the men’s room (or coming out of the ladies room)? Are you going to say that the men’s room (or ladies’ room) was full?

To pee or not to pee, that is the question. It is the question I want you to answer today. In this situation, are you going to pee or not pee?

Personally, I don’t really want to go into a bathroom in which someone has just spent an extended period of time. Sometimes I’ll wait long enough for someone to finish if they are just peeing.

If they are in there longer than it takes the average human to excrete liquid from their bladder, flush the toilet and wash their hands, then I don’t want to be the first one to go in there after that. In that situation, I am definitely going to break all the rules and will enter the first other available bathroom I can find.

So what about you? What would you do – pee or not pee?

What does this topic have to do with dating? Who cares! Every so often I just feel like writing a ‘rant and rave’ blog about something I notice about other things.

I suppose we could turn this into a dating blog for those of you who would decide not to pee. You could just wait in line and talk to all the other people who are standing outside the bathrooms not peeing.

For those of you who care a lot about your bladders and don’t like the burning sensation you get from holding it, you are going to — like me — choose to pee. So who’s going to join me for a pee?

I am guessing (or maybe more hoping) that the answer is absolutely not. It always amazes me, though, how disgusting it is in so many public restrooms. Really, they are repulsive.

I don’t know about you, but I have to go into some type of yoga pose in order to be able to pee in a public restroom. I don’t want the bottom of my sneakers touching 4,000 other people’s piss!

Do people do this in their own bathrooms? No, but it seems like there’s urine everywhere in public restrooms!

You go into a public restroom to take a dump, and all of a sudden you become the maid. You have to clean the toilet seat off because there is always urine all over it. There are puddles of urine everywhere.

It is absolutely repulsive. People are animals.

Have you ever been in an airplane bathroom? You know you left that little present in the bottom of the bowl. You could have flushed it! If hygiene or courtesy doesn’t inspire you, think about getting to hear the cool flushing noise of an airport toilet.

People leave those kind of presents all over the place . . . and it isn’t even Christmas! I just don’t understand why people act like animals in public restrooms.

So let me ask all of you this: What is the grossest thing you have seen in a public restroom and why? I’ll tell you mine if you tell me yours. I guarantee, my story is grosser than anything you can ever imagine!

What the hell is wrong with people?

People on an airplane act like total animals. They read a magazine and then throw it on the ground. They drink a bottle of water and then throw that on the ground too.

What do they think? The flight attendants are just maids in the sky? That they are going to just clean up after them entirely?

People act like total pigs when they get on airplane. They bring on the most disgusting food, like McDonalds. McDonalds is the WORST thing in the world you could bring into an enclosed space. They never think about other people.

Not only that, but when people stand in line for the bathroom, they literally fart in your face. You’ll be sitting there and smell this horrific stink, and then the person will look at you like, ha! Yeah, so I did just fart in your face! No big deal.

Here is another thing I’ve noticed about people’s disgusting public habits: why are public restrooms always so wet? There is always urine on the toilets in public restrooms. You literally have to clean the seat before you even consider sitting down to use the toilet.

It’s the most ridiculous thing in the entire world. Do they pee on the seat in their house? Is there urine all over the seat in their house?

Why do people throw paper towels all over public restrooms? Why are people so disgusting in public? I’ve never really understood that.

So what makes all this applicable to the dating world? Nothing really! But sometimes I like to talk about things other than creating attraction and dropping your ego and great sex.

When it comes down to it, you might end up dating one of these animals. This animal might come into your house and pee all over your toilet seat!

So get some manners! It is disgusting. People are just gross, and getting more mindless by the second.

Maybe you think it’s funny not to flush and leave a present for someone in a public restroom. But I really don’t find it that interesting to look down and see your present!

When I was little I used to tell my mom when someone left shit in the toilet of the public restrooms. In response, she taught me to never look down. Now when I go to a public restroom, I never want to look down!

What is up with people and their ridiculous animalistic behavior?