You’re a guy and you’re eating in a restaurant. You get up from your table and walk towards the back where you see the two bathrooms, one marked “Women” and one marked “Men.” You head for the men’s room, but when you touch the door handle it doesn’t move. It absolutely doesn’t budge. You think to yourself, “Someone’s in there.” You then go over to the ladies’ room door and try it. It opens. The question then becomes: To pee or not to pee?

Let me ask you a few questions. When you’re at a friend’s house and you use his restroom, do you pee all over the floor?

During this holiday travel season you may see this and think.

What the hell is wrong with people?

People on an airplane act like total animals. They read a magazine and then throw it on the ground. They drink a bottle of water and then throw that on the ground too.

What do they think? The flight attendants are just maids in the sky? That they are going to just clean up after them entirely?

People act like total pigs when they get on airplane. They bring on the most disgusting food, like McDonalds. McDonalds is the WORST thing in the world you could bring into an enclosed space. They never think about other people.