Are you cheap? I want to talk about who should pay for the first date, and what the perceptions are about this. If you actually allow women to split the bill on a first date, then you need to listen up and listen carefully to today’s podcast.

Today we’re going to talk about cheaters. You’re going to learn about how I feel about cheaters. If you get cheated on, are you actually just as responsible as the person who did the cheating? How does that question make you feel?

If I told you that I was the most boring person in the world on the weekends, what would you think? If I told you that the weekends don’t matter — that they are just a break from what you do on a daily basis — what would you think?

Everyone is hot, sexy, charming and amazing. The problem is that people do not embrace the positive, and they harp on the negative. So in today’s podcast, I talk all about how amazing you all are.

You know, I get emails all the time asking me this: “David, I’m about to break up with somebody. I want to know if it’s possible to stay friends. Even though I know I’m going to want to have sex with her, I really would like to be her friend.” For those of you who…

Some people are all about the quantity of dating. It’s not, however, about how many people you date. To some people spring and summer are “dating season.” They think, “I can’t wait to go out on eight to ten dates this spring. I love spring dates!” Why? Are they any different from wintertime dates? Are you going to…

Imagine what it would be like for you to be able to walk into any room and command attention. How would you feel if you were the president of your local coffee shop or of your local Whole Foods? Imagine being able to walk into any bar or being able to go into any party, and you are the person that everybody wants to get to know . . . all before you even utter a word.

You have started a very intriguing text conversation in the middle of the day. There is, however, a problem with texting. People misuse it as a substitute for conversation. Guys will get a phone number from a woman, and what do they so often do wrong? Ah, you will need to listen to today’s podcast to find out.

Someone is going to be exposed in today’s podcast. A certain friend of yours has been ruining things for you your entire life. Two of this friend’s best friends are nuts, and his neighbor is one of the biggest assholes you’ve ever met in your entire life. Despite this, you tend to listen to this person over and over again when it comes to meeting women…

This is an open letter to all men who still think with their penis. Mr. Penis really is the cause of all of your monkey chatter. Have you ever been to the zoo? Have you seen what monkeys do all day long? They eat and they play with their penis. It’s time to put the penis away and speak from your heart. If you want to stop being a monkey and kill the monkey chatter forever, then you need to listen to today’s podcast.