Obi said I should engage with you all while I’m sitting back with the chips and guacamole. So…I’ll do something new and tweetcast all my irreverent thoughts throughout the Superbowl! (I know, I’m so 2012.) Follow me @Davidwygant to get all the latest tweets.

It’s no longer okay just to show up. It’s no longer okay just to say that you did it.

Are you an ‘armchair quarterback?’ Are you constantly thinking about what somebody said, or are you interpreting things they said (or wish they had said)?

That is what an armchair quarterback does. An armchair quarterback will break down a conversation they had with a woman (or a man if you’re a woman).

If you are an armchair quarterback, what you’ll do is grab the ear of one of your friends and break down the entire exchange — line by line. What happens here is that you end up breaking down and interpreting the situation based on a want or a need, and you end up skewing it in your direction.

No, I don’t have a man crush on Drew Brees nor am I going to have a bromance with him. Here is the scoop on why Drew Brees is the sexiest man in America, and why every single man needs to listen to what he said in his post-game conference. When asked to what he attributed the Saints’ Super Bowl victory, he basically told the world that…

Is it just me, or do you think the Saints and the Colts have suffered from a severe case of approach anxiety? I mean, can you imagine waiting two weeks for the big game? A lot of you guys see a woman, you can’t approach her and five minutes later she is gone. All the while that five minutes feels like two weeks to you. Can you imagine the amount of anxiety that builds up…

Let me ask you all a question. Does watching the NFL playoffs sometimes make you look back at your athletic past and say, “Well, I could be Peyton Manning if I had only worked harder at it?” If your answer is yes, I say to you … Really?! Come on now. The fact that you would even compare yourself to anyone else is a sign of emotional immaturity. The only person you need to compare yourself to is…

It’s funny. I was just in Whole Foods filming a little undercover video for my Community Site members. In this undercover video, Will was basically going around the store talking to people and then I would critique it.

Being an adult is great. You can buy yourself Christmas gifts all year round. This year I didn’t get too many Christmas gifts (which is alright since I have everything I need). Yesterday, however, I received the best Christmas gift of all.

Have you ever seen the movie The Sixth Sense in which the little kid utters that now famous line, “I see dead people?”

Every time I post an article about things women do wrong online, I get tons of angry responsive emails from women who feel I neglect to mention either that men do the very same wrong things or that men do other equally bad wrong things online. The thing is…