Do you ever sit back and really think about what you want the meaning of your life to be? How do you want to be remembered? What do you want to accomplish? I was at the dentist recently. Actually, I feel like I actually live at my dentist’s office. It’s not really a fun place to…

Some of you email me and tell me how it’s so painful to go and talk to women (or to men). Do you want to know about real pain? I basically relived the movie…

I am going to let all of you learn a secret of mine that is so big, you will be shocked. Here it is: I’ve been hanging out with a driller once a week. Now you are probably thinking right now that a driller has something to do with a weird new sexual position or kinky kind of sex. If that’s what you’re thinking, you’d be wrong.