Here is the thing about the Cube Method: in order to use a pick-up line that contrived, you have to be the Cube Man the entire time.

So you can sell her the Cube Method or the “pick a number between one and ten” method or the ring finger method – or whatever bullshit it is – but the problem arises when you exchange phone numbers with her and have to take the next step.

From then on, she’s expecting Ring Finger Man and Cube Man to take her on a date, and then you show up!

Sure, women are looking for a bad boy. So I tell every good guy out there that if they want to learn how to be the bad boy, they have to learn how to kiss, learn foreplay, learn how to touch her, and when you have sex with her, you fuck her better than anybody else ever has or will.

Everyone is always stressing out about finding the “right” thing to say. You’re always trying to find the cleverest comment to make. So many guys are trying to be over-funny.

So it’s been a while since I made fun of the PUA community – I’ve been really on really good behavior lately. Some of you reading the blog really hate when I make fun of the PUA community, because you defend it by saying that it’s really good for certain things.