We were talking about movies and they were talking about “Transformers.” I was saying, I just don’t like movies with such really bad special effects, I like movies with real special effects. To me the only movies out there with real special effects are romance movies.

A lot of people get into what I call “relationship sex mode,” which is that point in a relationship you reach where you always know the sex is going to be there. How does this manifest itself?

We went to the movies last night, and I’m glad we got the tickets for free. We saw the movie Paper Heart. It stars a woman who is probably the most unappealing actress I’ve ever seen. Her name is Charlyne Yi.