I came to the conclusion that if men were the ones to have babies, the human race would cease to exist.

Here’s why:

1. There’s no chance in hell that I am passing a bowling ball through the tip of my dick. It just won’t happen.

2. I hate carrying anything around for more than 10 or 15 minutes. So if you think I’m about to carry a baby to term, that baby would never survive. Unless the term was 10 or 15 minutes.

3. I really admire women for sacrificing their bodies for the sake of bringing a new life into the world. But you know what, if I get the runs for two or three days, that’s enough of a sacrifice of my body. If my lower back hurts for a few days, I’ve sacrificed my body enough.

4. We would never get up 15 times a night to go pee. Once we lay down and we’re comfortable, we’re good. Not only that, but when we pee we always have to shake the last drops out. So if we pee 14 times a night, our underwear would be constantly wet with excess drops of pee.

5. Most men are just really selfish. So we just wouldn’t do it. It wouldn’t be worth it. We want “me” time, not baby time. It’s just not in the nature of men to be rubbing our bellies 24/7. The only time we really like rubbing our bellies is when we’ve stuffed ourselves after a nice burger and milkshake meal. But to constant have to rub a belly with another human being growing in there, no way.

6. Once one man’s had a baby, no other man witnessing it would want to suffer through that ordeal. The first man who gave birth would say, “God, guys, giving birth was the most awful and painful experience I’ve ever had,” and every man watching it would say, “God, guys, witnessing that guy give birth was the most awful and painful experience I’ve ever had.” Then, because men are all about fixing things, we would try to invent a way that men can have babies without actually getting pregnant, or a way to bring babies to term in a week, and we wouldn’t ever rest until that invention came about.

7. Lastly, I just can’t see it ever happening. I mean, there’s just no way men would be able to do that much intense bonding with another being. Not only that, just think about what a kid would do to our man boobs. Our moobs would be shaped like banana mobs. As a man, the only thing we could deal with body-wise is the stretch marks. We just don’t care, because to us it’s just scars. We like scars. We compare scars to our friends, and it would actually be kind of cool to have scars. We don’t really care, plus we’re so hairy, you wouldn’t notice the stretch marks anyway.

Bottom line is that men cannot have babies. They just cannot give birth. The human race would come to an end, literally.

But I’ll tell you one thing, if men did have the ability to become pregnant, we’d never, ever miss a birth control pill, let me tell you. We would never allow the pull-out method during sex or any other method that was less than 100% safe.

Because as men, we can’t stand the idea of giving birth. We can’t carry babies. We already are babies. We need all the attention and care to ourselves, and we don’t like to be in any type of pain.

There are a lot of men out there who have a little bit of money to throw around.

What a lot of guys will tend to do is take that money and spend lavishly to try and attract women.  They get a fancy sports car.  They buy a great house with all the bells and whistles.  They throw parties at their house, big parties with music, booze, food, where everybody can look at them and they can be the center of attention at their own party.

I call these guys the look-at-me’s: Look at me… Look at me… Look at all the things that I have! Look at all the great things that I do, look at my job, look at my great car, look at me!

And they like to throw it around. And a lot of women will go and date these guys, because women buy into it too.  Women will believe that this guy is a rich, strong, powerful, sexy James Bond-type guy.

Are You A Wannabe James Bond?

So they go out on a date, maybe they have a fling and sleep together.  Then they realize that this guy really isn’t James Bond at all.  He’s like some mutant threeway love-child between Wayne’s World, Beavis and Butthead, and Homer Simpson.

The guy may be good-looking, he may not be good-looking.  But the bottom line is that a lot of women buy into this fantasy of who he is pretending to be, and they don’t even pay attention to who he actually is. They don’t realize until further down the road that he’s just Garth from Wayne’s World with a bunch of cool toys.

Money may buy you fame, but money doesn’t buy you game.  Money doesn’t buy you becoming cool.  All money does is give you more freedom to do the things that you want to do.  If you’re going to use your dollar bills as your number one attraction weapon, and if you’re going to use it to bring in the women you desire, you’d better get ready to be exposed right away.

That woman will either: (a) look at you and expect you to be as debonair as James Bond, only to roll her eyes and be disappointed when she realizes that you’re actually an annoying Beavis-type; OR (b) she’s going to manipulate you, dig deep into your pocket, and make sure that every dime you spend together is on her.

Be careful when you go out and advertise yourself as somebody who you are not.

In dating, you need to be who you are. You need to advertise yourself exactly the way you are from the inside out, because you WILL be exposed.  There are a lot of players out there, there are a lot men and women who can play the game much better than you, and they will take advantage of it every step of the way.

You know, the other day a reader named Jen posted on the blog asking how she can recognize the shy guy who is too timid to approach to get him over to come approach her.

Sure, women who are not often approached can work on their appearance and work on making themselves more approachable by smiling more wherever they are, getting rid of the ipod in public, making more eye contact with men they’re interested in at bars, etc.

But even for women who do get approached often, do you ever find you’re just not getting approached by the kind of guys who you want to approach you? There’s another even better step you can take: ladies, you can approach the fellas too!

How To Meet Men

I know plenty of guys who are great catches, in reality they are take-charge kind of men, just the kind of guys you would like to meet, but they will never approach you in a public place. Why? Because it’s just not a part of their social norm to meet and get to know people in a random public place. So in turn they don’t do it—not because they don’t want to talk to you, just because it’s something they’ve never thought of doing before. This is especially true with a lot of European men.

I also know many men who just don’t approach women even in a bar or club setting, or at a party—places where most people would approach—because they’ve never learned how to, or they have a bit of social anxiety (we all do to some extent), or because they just haven’t built up the confidence to go after what they want. Doesn’t mean they’re not great guys—in fact, for a lot of women out there the shyer introspective guys are actually more attractive and a better match for them than the dominant fearless types. Ladies, you know what I’m talking about.

So how do you do this? Very simple. Just like we teach men how to start a conversation with women: you make an observation based on what’s going on in the moment around you, and you say that observation to the guy. There’s a benefit to this, too: because women are far less threatening than men, and men are pretty dumb and unassuming, you can say pretty much anything you want and it won’t look like you’re “picking him up”!

Here’s the best way to start a conversation with a man: ask him a question, or tell him you need help with something. He’ll love the fact that he’s coming to the rescue and be so proud that he was able to help you out.

Ask a guy for directions somewhere, or tell him you’re looking for a nice restaurant or place to shop in the area and ask if he knows of any.

If you’re sitting at a restaurant, ask the guys sitting at the table next to you what they’re eating. Tell him you’re not sure what to order and his food looks good. He’ll tell you all about it and help you out with the menu just because guys love to be the guy who comes to the rescue.

If you’re standing by the bar ordering a drink, you can say something as simple as, “What are you drinking? That looks interesting.”

If you’re standing by the subway or waiting for the train and a guy is reading a book, ask him what book he’s reading, or tell him the cover looks interesting. Just yesterday I was waiting for the metro in Washington, DC, I saw a woman ask a man what he was reading, and they talked all the way into the subway car and beyond.

Right now you may be thinking, “Geez, won’t it appear like I’m completely desperate or being way too forward?” The answer to that is no. It won’t appear like you’re doing anything other than striking up a friendly conversation.

This isn’t the 1950’s anymore. You can do and say whatever you want to a man, there are no rules in dating and the single life. In fact, I have more than a few girlfriends who get approached by men all the time, but the men who they usually end up with (and ones they’re happiest with) are the ones who they actively decided to introduce themselves to and go talk to first. The reality is that most men would be flattered, and many of them relieved, to see that you actually took the initiative and got up the courage to talk to them!

Now fellas, this doesn’t mean that you’re off the hook. A man should NEVER use the excuse of, “Well, if she was interested in me she would approach me.” The women you want won’t just fall into your lap. You have to put yourself out there and go after what you want with complete vulnerability and honesty. That’s the only way you’re going to get good at this. Staying in your comfort zone and standing around waiting for the women to approach you is the worst thing you can possibly do.

It’s all because some of you wait so long to approach them. You sit there wondering “How do I approach her? What do I say?”

And all you are doing is stalling… By the time you actually muster up the nerve, you scare her half to death.

Here is an email I received from a client.

Dear David,

T

Today’s podcast is all about how to get rid of that nervous feeling and never scare another woman again!

To Download Today’s Podcast Click Here.

Is your body image controlled by the cover of Self Magazine?

Do you believe you have to conform yourself to all the women you see on the E! Channel?

Do you use other people as a yardstick to constantly compare yourself to?

Are you a man who is only attracted to one kind of woman?

Do you feel like the world is against you?

Dream Girls Or Sick And Twisted

I am interested in knowing why you choose to help men find “hotter women” or to “pick up women”.

As a female, I feel like it is portrayed in society, and media that I need to be 5ft 9in, 125lbs with huge perky breasts and bleach blonde hair and wear miniskirts and skimpy shirts with 5″ stilettos to be considered attractive…..and I am continually disappointed in myself for not looking like this.

I think at times it is men such as yourself who are out there for a quick dollar to help other men find women that rarely exist and to ignore the Quality women who have beauty and brains as well as a strong head on their shoulders. I may not be 125lbs with model type physique, but please let women like me have a chance at finding a man instead of being continually passed upon in search of “the hotter woman”.

What do your “teachings” teach young prepubescent girls about body image and self esteem.

I am curious on your thoughts…..

Now listen up, both men and women, to my thoughts on what MDavies had to say.

This is a very powerful podcast today…

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Women often complain that they are dating the perpetual “man-boy.” A Peter Pan.

So, today I am going to post this picture.

How does it make you feel as a man?

If you’re a woman, how does this picture relate to your dating life?

Do you find the statement below to be true?

Lets get a great debate going today.

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What you’re about to watch is a woman who’s very cute on her own, but goes through Photoshop and the end result you see is what turns men into crazed perfection seeking horn dogs and women into insecure fearful human beings.

Most Men believe that they should be dating the type of women that they see in this type of video. Even men in bad shape only see themselves dating the hot sexy toned women. Their version of perfection is based on the air brushed women they see on tv and in magazines.

And lets not mention a mans view about sex is based on crazy porno sex. Sex that really does not exist nor turn on the average woman.

Women, on the other hand, feel really pressured to look great, because they are always looking at themselves under a microscope.

Women are super critical of themselves more than any man could ever be.

Check this out it shows you the distortions of the way things are and the way people think things should be.

Women after the watching the video how do you feel about the way life and beauty is distorted?

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I just got into the biggest fight with my girlfriend, because I was really curious about how many guys she’s slept with. I’ve only slept with three women – I’m 29 years old. I lost my virginity at 19, and I’ve had three relationships, so I’ve never really had casual sex. I’ve been honest with my girlfriend about that. When I asked her how many guys she’s slept with, she told me about 40! I freaked out and started screaming at her. She ran out of the room crying, and now she won’t return my phone calls. What do I do?”

Here was my answer to Ryan:

Ryan (aka Mr. Double Standard),

How disgraceful are you? My God, I can’t believe how many men do this over and over again. How many men judge women based on the number of men with whom they’ve slept? Who cares!

So she’s slept with 40 people. What difference does that make? She’s not sleeping with all 40 of them right now. When you come home at night, you don’t find 40 men in your bedroom waiting to have sex with your girlfriend.

Do you think she’s promiscuous now that you know she has slept with 40 men? She was just expressing her sexuality.

It’s amazing how many men think that it’s perfectly okay for them to sleep with 40 women . . . and even congratulate themselves for it. When a woman sleeps with 40 men, though, men consider her to be a slut.

I can’t stand guys who have double standards. I don’t care at all with how many men a woman has slept. All I care about is that she enjoyed herself, and that she grew throughout her sexual journey.

It’s not the number of people you sleep with that’s important. It’s what you do with them. It’s how you evolve as a person through those relationships. It’s what you learn about yourself from them.

Some of us may sleep with hundreds of people along the way. Why people do that will vary, but the reasons really don’t matter.

Whether you’re a man or a woman, it doesn’t matter with how many people you’ve slept. You should never judge your partner based on the number of people with whom they’ve slept.

Does your partner enjoy being with you? Are they loyal to you? Do they love being with you? Do they love having sex with you? If the answer to these questions is yes, then what does it matter how many people they’ve slept with before you?

You have to accept that being their partner now means accepting everything they’ve done before they were with you. You have to respect their journey and the things they’ve done. If you can respect all that they’ve done, then you are honoring who they truly are.

The minute you judge somebody like you did, Ryan, you probably deserve to have her walk out on you. You were practicing a double standard. Remember that no one is a slut or a stud when you don’t judge.

Today’s video will help you turn off the negative thinking and really help you embrace each persons unique journey in life.

Enjoy and have a great Saturday!

She said, “alright, you have my attention. Tell me a little bit more.” I said, “well first, what type of guy are you attracted to?” She said, “well, I’m attracted to a guy that is alert,” which I thought was very funny, and I asked her to describe “alert” a little bit more. I knew what she was getting at – she wants a guy that listens.

So then she described her perfect guy: a guy that listens, a guy that is connected to who he is, a guy that is confident, a guy that actually follows through, and the list went on.

I looked at her and asked her, “what type of guy do you think I teach?” She didn’t really know about me, she had just heard about what I do. She answered, “well, don’t you teach guys how to pick up?” I said, “the only thing they will pick up is takeout food for you!”

I continued, “I don’t teach pick up. I teach men how to be everything you just listed, plus plenty more. I teach men how to connect with women on so many different levels – from the second that they meet you. I teach guys the inner workings of your mind, which means that when one of my men approach you, they approach you based on emotions that you are already feeling.

If one of my men approaches you in a supermarket or a coffee shop, he’s looking at your face. He’s looking at your body language. He’s figuring out what type of day you had and he will start the conversation based on something you’re already thinking about.

These are guys that are very connected to who they are. These are guys that are very passionate about themselves, and these are men who are looking to connect with you on a higher level.”

So she looked at me and said, “wow, that’s amazing. I can’t believe that there is a guy out there that teaches men how to really connect with women!” I responded, “yeah, I’m not about pick up. If they want to learn how to pick up, they can go to one of those pick up companies and learn lines.”

I continued, “I’ll never teach men a line. But I will teach a man that the second he approaches you is the start of your relationship. I understand that you want to tell the story ‘how David and I met.’ You want to say, ‘you wouldn’t believe it: six months ago, he worked directly over me at Whole Foods and we had a fight over the last peach. So we had the produce guy cut it in half, and we split it. And ever since then, we’ve been sharing everything!’

I know what you’re about! You’re about living in a romantic comedy. And all of the men that I coach are players in your romantic comedy. They are guys that you not only want to date; but they are guys that you can bring home to Mom. They are guys that have a life. They aren’t needy and they aren’t clingy. They are real men. And real men is what you are attracted to.”

So you know what? Here is a message to all of the women out there: you know you’ve met a David Wygant man when he walks over and you feel like he totally understands what you are going through.

You know you’ve met one of those sleazy pick up company men when he walks over and says, “excuse me. Could I ask your opinion on something? Who cheats more, men or women?” You know you’ve met a sleazy pick up guy because he’s staring at your breasts and not into your eyes.

There is a big difference between what I teach and what those other dime-a-dozen companies out there are teaching.

If you want to meet a David Wygant man – or if you want to BE one – email me.

If you want to be a pick up artist, email me too, and I’ll tell you exactly which company to go to!

Fridays video is a great exercise that will teach any man how to be a natural.

And all the women need to watch this one as well.

It will teach you a thing or 2.

Have a great Friday!