Welcome to the wonderful world of your head. It’s one hell of a neighborhood in there. There’s a rich suburb. There are slums. There are neighborhoods where people aren’t picking up after themselves. You’ve got the wealthy area. The Fifth avenue, beautiful houses and mansions. I’ve also got ‘the projects’. That’s a bad ass neighborhood. […]
Topic: meet women
It’s Friday night and you need food.
You ask yourself… “Do I really want to deal with going to the market? Maybe I’ll order in instead”.
Unless you have a smoking hot girlfriend waiting at home wearing a little outfit from Victoria’s Secret, get your ass to the market, now. That’s where all the girls are! Living in the suburbs, a trip to the supermarket is always a social occasion. Every trip I run into people I know, though some are more welcome than others. I always look forward to running into some of the many single MILF’s in my neighborhood. I actually plan my trips to the market during the times of day I know they’ll be shopping.
Summer is coming… In fact, for some of you that live near the Equator, summer is already here. And you know what that means: Barbecues, beaches, and bikinis. So besides spending time in the gym working on your six-pack, or in the booth working on your tan, why not spend some time upgrading your beach […]
It’s all in the specific words you use, and how you say them. Let me show you what I mean…
Guys always ask me where to meet women…
Most businesses during this time of year do a lot of year-end inventory.
They check and see whether or not they made the sales they needed to. They check and see what they need to order in the new year. The bookkeepers are frantically crunching numbers so they can get taxes done.
It’s inventory time. The world is taking inventory right now and figuring out what they need for next year. Businesses are figuring out what their cash flow is. Hotels are frantically trying to sell hotel rooms. Households are trying to make just a little more money to close out the year and make sure it was a great year.
And women are looking around and basically thinking….