Today is my birthday.
I know, you don’t have a present for me just yet. It’s quite alright. If you really want to give me something, just go to Amazon.com, or Gilt.com, pick something nice out for me and send it to my house.
For the rest of you, just wish me a happy birthday today and I’ll be happy enough:)

In a time far far away in a time when things were more mellow.

A woman by the name of Helene Wygant gave birth to this lucky fellow.

Today this fellow is celebrating that once a year ritual called post pardum day or in laymens terms a birthday.

I recorded something very personal for all of you today!