Sometimes I’ll see a guy on a date who really . . . stands out. The woman he’s on the date with looks hot and sexy.

The man, however, looks like he was just at a Microsoft convention — he’s wearing a Microsoft t-shirt, and worn stretched out jeans up as high on his body as his grandfather’s pants. Then he wonders why he doesn’t get a second chance to go out with this woman.

There is a famous saying that goes, “First impressions are everything.” Make a great first impression, and it could last forever.

Today’s video talks about first impressions, and what women really desire from a man in terms of fashion.

Enjoy . . . and have a great Saturday!

How many people really hump on Hump Day? How many people are going to get humped on Hump Day?

Today I want to talk about sexual myths. You know all the classic ones. Men can always get off fast, or why do all women take so long to cum.

How about the myth that there’s one method to please every woman? I love when I read the articles with titles like, “The Surefire Way To Get Your Woman To Orgasm Tonight.”

I also love the articles in Cosmopolitan telling women about “The 3 Ways To Drive All Men Wild In Bed.” More often than not when I read those I think that at least one of those things is something I’d never want done to me (and might even drive me away).

It’s amazing how many myths there are out there about sex. Recently one of my competitors was charging $1,500.00 for a program which claimed to teach men how to get any woman to orgasm in thirty seconds or less.

I don’t need to spend $1,500.00 for someone to tell me to buy a vibrator. I mean, a Hitachi Magic Wand is many women’s best friend. I’ve seen some women pray to that thing.

There really are so many myths and misconceptions about sex . . . and about women’s sexuality in particular. Today’s podcast is going to tantalize and tickle you in different ways. You may learn new things or you may not.

You may learn a surefire method to have great sex on Hump Day, and you may laugh and realize that so much of what you hear is, well, the answer to that lies in today’s podcast. So click here and listen now!

Also, If you want to learn more about how to be an amazing lover who has women wanting more and more of you, and also want to get to eavesdrop on one of the world’s top sex experts as he is giving his lover orgasm after squirting orgasm, then be sure to check out my “Sex With The Masters” program.

It is unbelievable that men still think that they can instant message a woman, and immediately suggest perverted acts without even setting the scene and seducing her. The man who uses the technique of the GEICO caveman and the chap below are the same type of man, ladies, who won’t do ANY foreplay with you. It’s all about him getting off.

Most men just don’t seem to get it. The way to seduce a woman via IM is to do a slow, verbal tease. It makes for a lot more fun, and it turns her on a hell of a lot more than the caveman below. If you want to learn how to successfully seduce and intrigue a woman via instant messaging, then you need to stay tuned for another blog down the road.

Today’s blog is to read what transpired between my reader and the GEICO caveman. Everything that this man did in this instant message session is 100% wrong! Enjoy . . . and this is not for the faint of heart. You’ve been warned!!

MH: wassup
SK: Just got home from a LONG meeting . . . wassup with you?
MH: tv
SK: Anything good on?
MH: naw
MH: u
SK: I haven’t even gotten to turning on the tv yet
MH: still wanna hookup?
SK: Maybe . . . what do you have in mind??
MH: crazy f&%*#ing
SK: A lovely thought . . . but not for tonight
SK: R u up for anything slightly more tame tonight?
MH: bj is less
SK: No . . . not quite less enough for me tonight If you are still up for
the kissing/cuddling thing however . . .
MH: finger?
SK: huh?
MH: can i finger f#$^ u?
SK: Um…I don’t think so tonight …
MH: can i lick?
SK: If you’re up for the kissing/cuddling with a possibility of a little more, then I’m in . . .
MH: how bout i put my penis in your mouth
SK: exactly how is that different than a bj???
MH: i dunno
MH: sounds fun though
SK: I’m sure it does . . . I’m still waiting to see if you’re acceptable to my offer …
MH: what is that?
SK: the cuddling/kissing thing . . .
SK: long pause there – thinking . . thinking . . .
MH: i want u to make me cum somehow
SK: hmmm . . . well, I guess that would depend on how much
you enjoy the cuddling/kissing So… it’s a possibility I guess
SK: Long pause again … you seem unsure . . .maybe you should think about
it and get back to me
MH: how?
SK: how should you get back to me?
MH: how would u make me cum
SK: well . . .
MH: how
SK: I’m sensing a theme here … OK well maybe next time we’re together
I could reach down while we’re cuddling . . .
MH: jerk me off?
SK: it’s a possibility . . .
SK: Are you still up for the kissing/cuddling part?
MH: yup
SK: So . . . what are you thinkin’?
MH: i can beat my own meat
MH: lol
SK: Hmmm . . . sounds like you don’t need me then
MH: u need to be a little more compelling
SK: Look, dog in heat, I don’t mind making out and cuddling
the first time we hang out . . .
MH: do u wear a bikini
SK: huh?
MH: do u wear a bikini
SK: why do you ask?
MH: curious
SK: Do you?
MH: no u
SK: Not unless I’m at the beach …
MH: u wear one though?
SK: yeah . . . when you and I go to the beach, I’ll wear
the littlest bikini so you can see my ass
MH: do u wear one
SK: enough with the bikini . . . you’re boring me
MH: simple y/n?
SK: yes i wear a bikini
MH: kind of underwear
SK: no . . . i wear the big granny underwear that you
find in the 99 cent bin at kmart
MH: what kind?
SK: red silk grandmother panties . . . that’s what I wear
MH: ok
SK: ok?
MH: what kind of underwear
SK: [no answer]
MH: i have an idea
SK: What’s your idea?
MH: we can shower
SK: I’m already clean
MH: wanna do that
SK: no I don’t want to shower . . . my offer
of cuddle stands . . . final offer
MH: shirtless for you?
SK: fully clothed in the grandmother flannel . . . I don’t trust u
MH: time do u have to get up
SK: 6:15-6:30 ish
MH: do u want me to bring condoms?
SK: what part of cuddling do you not understand?
MH: just asked if u want me to bring them
SK: thanks . . . but no . . . cuddling means cuddling
. . . cuddling doesn’t mean humping
MH: titty f&^%?
SK: [no answer]

Even after all this, and even after she said cuddling (which by the way she was not going to do anyway because she didn’t trust him), he still persisted and asked if he should bring condoms. The key to any successful flirting is to listen, and obviously this GEICO caveman does not listen!

Read some of my actual IM sessions with women I met online — and who did want to get hot and sexy with me the very first night I met them! CLICK HERE to check them out.