It is by far some of the best reads ever.

I wanted to share a funny one that one of you sent me this morning,

Heres a guy that basically is near 60 and he wants a young hot plaything to be at his beckon call.

I love men who cant deal with aging and expect some young hot woman to be totally turned onto them in all ways.

Give this a read and share with me any Craigs list experiences you may have had.

And read it all the way through and check out his code word at the end!!

It should have been sugar daddy!!!

Hello, I am seeking a pretty and slender, affectionate and special Latin female in her early twenties for friendship, love, and possibly marriage…..

I am fond of Latin people, their mentality, culture and emotional generosity. I lived in Spain for a long time, also in Mexico and Colombia…..Born and raised in Germany, I have some German earnestness and solidity, a Latin soul, and an optimistic Southern Californian mindset. I speak English and Spanish fluently (and a few other languages).

If you are dreaming of an unusual man, in all modesty here he is: I have traveled all over the world, am highly educated, open-minded, romantic, faithful and noble, with a very soft heart, stable values and deep feelings. I would like you to have the same human qualities. I will give you all my love, treat you with respect, and adore you with passion. I am divorced and totally independent. Being 58, I feel very young and enjoy a healthy lifestyle. I am 5 ft., 11in., 170 pounds and in excellent shape. I don’t have children and prefer that you don’t have either. But I like children and imagine that at some point I will have a family.

I am fascinated by languages and my hobby is my profession: I have my own language corporation in Los Angeles. My other interests include writing short stories and poems, reading, studying, thinking, meditating, and dreaming, traveling, psychology and personal growth, ethnic music from all over the world, especially from Latin countries, salsa, samba, flamenco, jazz and blues, outdoor activities by the beach and in the countryside, but also quiet hours at home, personal, totally candid conversations, and relaxed and intimate times with my love….and so much more….

I live in Southern California and in Germany….and am able to offer you an interesting and fulfilling life. I am totally independent, so we can live here or in Europe.

Let us reach our dreams! I hope for your friendly message (with photo)

P.S. I am not into virtual affairs, online chatting or endless texting. Our goal should be to exchange phone numbers and get together in person as soon as we feel comfortable with each other.
In order to avoid unwanted messages I would request that you include the code word LOVE in the subject line of your first message.
I will answer any message that includes the code word and your picture. THANK YOU!

Now you are probably thinking right now that a driller has something to do with a weird new sexual position or kinky kind of sex. If that’s what you’re thinking, you’d be wrong.

The driller with whom I’ve been hanging once a week is my dentist. It seems that every time I go to the dentist nowadays, all she wants to do is drill me.

There is always something she wants to drill this, fill that and inject Novocaine everywhere. I think she must have been a miner in her past life.

Not only that, everyone I’ve sent to her office ends up getting drilled. I mean I know dentists make a lot of money drilling people, but so do hookers. So are dentists just big whores?

They are using some of the same tools that hookers use. Instead of a putting a condom on you when you get head, they use that spit thing to suck the saliva out of your head.

If you think about it, dentists are also like hookers because they keep everything wrapped in plastic. Sometimes they even put a bit camera in your mouth. Why don’t they put a condom on that instead of wrapping it in plastic?

Gee, I wonder why no one looks forward to going to the dentist. It’s a horrible experience.

So how does this relate to dating? You know I’m going to twist it somehow to make it relate.

It’s the end of the year, and some of you have not done enough drilling. Some of you are in inventory mode right now, thinking about the last time you had sex or the last time you had a date. Unfortunately, some of you have had a very dry 2009.

I’m not saying that to be salacious. It’s the truth.

At the end of the year, people go into inventory mode. That’s why it’s easy to have sex at Christmas parties. Some people decide that sex will be their gift for the holidays.

So you do some inventory, realize that you haven’t had enough of the opposite sex during the past year, get hammered, and then you decide this is the night you are going to break this dry spell. I’ve seen this happen over and over again.

People are a lot looser during the holidays. They haven’t gotten any all year long, and when it happens at the office Christmas party they think it must be the egg nog.

It’s not the egg nog. Women realize they haven’t had enough dick and will search one out whether it’s real or made of hard plastic. Men will happily be there to take part.

So on this Tuesday, with just a little more than two weeks to go before Christmas, what are you inventorying in your dating life? Also, what toy did you almost break in before the new year?

So right after I had this dream, I got my ass to a spin class (because through watching Lost I see that you can end up living in your dreams). After traveling to the land of the heavy, I know I prefer to stay thin so I took a spin class with my girlfriend.

My question is this: Who invented this thing? You’ve got this crazy person on a microphone barking out orders to you and giving you pretend scenery to look at while you’re pedaling on a stationary bike. I mean, really, this is supposed to be exciting?

By the way, do you know that you are every character in your dreams? That, however, is a conversation for another day . . . because today we’re going to talk about how to really have fun tonight if you are heading to a bar and its May 1st is anyone else wondering how that happened so fast!

One of the best social experiments I’ve ever conducted was at a bar one night with a friend. We were in this really packed bar, and everyone was there on the hunt – the guys were there eyeing the girls in their packs – you know those packs, right? Where they are protecting each other from those annoying guys?

So we just stood right in the middle of the bar. We were just talking about our relationships, our friends – it was just a really passionate conversation. We were animated; there were hand motions and eye contact between the two of us.

And women were coming over to us all night long, asking, “What are you guys talking about?” “My friends and I were just wondering what you might be talking about so intensely?” “Can we join in on the conversation?”

They were coming over and throwing themselves on us all night long. Why? Because we were not chasing them. We were not crawling our way into bars or conversations. We went out and we were into the conversation with each other.

Most guys don’t understand that women are attracted to what they know. And what do women do when they go out on a Friday night with their friends? They’re into each other’s conversations.

Women recognize their own habits, and they are into their own habits. Think about what we attract in relationships – we attract who we are, not what we want.

The biggest fallacy in the world is thinking we can attract what we want. But in reality, what we are attracting is like looking into a mirror.

Think about how frustrated you get when you fight with your lover. It’s so frustrating because you are fighting with yourself. That’s what makes it so hard.

If you can take a step back and realize that you’re fighting with yourself, you start to understand that person better. You’re not jumping into it.

Have an amazing Friday and check out this video on how obvious meeting women can really be. Plus for all my loyal women readers give this a look as well, it will really help you meet men.