Have you guys ever looked at the love for sale section on Craigs List? It is by far some of the best reads ever. I wanted to share a funny one that one of you sent me this morning, Heres a guy that basically is near 60 and he wants a young hot plaything to [...]

I am going to let all of you learn a secret of mine that is so big, you will be shocked. Here it is: I’ve been hanging out with a driller once a week. Now you are probably thinking right now that a driller has something to do with a weird new sexual position or kinky kind of sex. If that’s what you’re thinking, you’d be wrong.

The other night I had this dream that I got fat. Never in my entire life have I ever been heavy, due to some combination of working out all the time and good old-fashioned naturally high metabolism.

So right after I had this dream, I got my ass to a spin class (because through watching Lost I see that you can end up living in your dreams). After traveling to the land of the heavy, I know I prefer to stay thin so I took a spin class with my girlfriend.