Sonja and I were making pancakes the other day, talking and reminiscing about the good old days — the good old sex days. I thought about how many erections I used to get in a 24 hour period, and how I needed to have sex. I don’t know how pancakes and sex ever came into the conversation, but I was laughing. I remember from about age 18 to age 23, it wasn’t having sex once a day. It was more like…

Have you guys heard the famous quote of mine that’s been circulating all over the Internet? That quote is, “An orgasm a day keeps the Tyson away.” (Yes, I mean Mike Tyson) It’s amazing what a good orgasm will do. I’m not talking about self-administered orgasms. To tell you the truth, those kind of orgasms are lame. They really are. It doesn’t take much skill to…

Are you so obsessed with vagina that you’re missing business opportunities everywhere you go? So many people are out there just looking to meet vagina (I use the word ‘vagina’ very loosely; women are out there looking to meet penis!) So let’s talk about this.

Since I am so powerful in football predictions, I figured some of you will be waiting to hear my World Series predictions.

Juicy…It’s really funny because men don’t need any special reason to check out a woman’s ass . . . let alone women wearing something with the word “juicy” or “belief” written across it.

Here is the thing about the Cube Method: in order to use a pick-up line that contrived, you have to be the Cube Man the entire time.

So you can sell her the Cube Method or the “pick a number between one and ten” method or the ring finger method – or whatever bullshit it is – but the problem arises when you exchange phone numbers with her and have to take the next step.

From then on, she’s expecting Ring Finger Man and Cube Man to take her on a date, and then you show up!

Sure, women are looking for a bad boy. So I tell every good guy out there that if they want to learn how to be the bad boy, they have to learn how to kiss, learn foreplay, learn how to touch her, and when you have sex with her, you fuck her better than anybody else ever has or will.